Originally Posted by Super Delete
Chapter 60: Code-a Cola
'Look, there's some writing on the can,' said The Man as he gazed upon it gazingly.
'What do you think it is doc?'
'Hm,' said Dr Unne, 'look at this symbol here:
EXP 051206
This is obviously a code of some sort. Maybe a combination of some sort.'
'Perhaps it will lead us to the lost artifact of Jesus!' said the bumbling and unassuming guy that isn't explained much but obviously has a sinister side and what do you know he ends up being behind it all.
'First I must decipher this code. Let me try taking the square root of the number, then multiplying it by it's natural log, followed by the sum of it's digits, and lets make that into a series which we will extrapolate to the tenth term and then add those to the total of hits gotten by the 1963 Red Sox, followed by the number of strands of hair on Jesus's head in this painting that I happened to bring along, and divide it all by the phone number of this secret society I belong to...'