Sometimes when i don't have soap in the shower I use syrup.
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Sometimes when i don't have soap in the shower I use syrup.
Spiff wanna come poor some of that on me ;)
Did everyone dodge the obvious innuendo there? Or did they see it, and choose to dodge? I'll dodge.
One time. I was showering, and the water got cold. Worst shower ever.
Don't worry, I got the innuendo.
In fact, I thought this was going to be one of Mulley's prison stories. :D
I was thinking the same thing. :D My mind raced to that Boondocks episode about anal rape. :(
Bongo Solos make me laugh.
I immediately thought the same thing, but boy, was I in for a disappointment.Quote:
Originally Posted by Neel With A Hat
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Pick up the soap.
You didn't clean behind your ears.
You can call me the health inspector.
back in my youth days in this "School" place I was once sent into a corner between 2 massive brick walls, it was terrible, I stared at the angry red and could see the devil laughing at me, I saw my life flash before my eyes and the "School dinners" (totally horrible substance for another time of discussion) coming back up my throat, I began to feel myself slip into sanity untill I turned mad and ran out the wall and urinated on the teacher's paperwork.
heheheheh My name is Chad....but I didn't drop the soap....I care for the soap more....shame on you for letting him die like that!
Well this had nothing to do with dropping soap until some nefarious admin came along, molesting my thread title and cheapening the relationship that soap and I had. :cry:
My TV broke yesterday and I went mad because without a TV I couldn't play video games, and if I can't play video games then things get smashed. But as luck would have it I found a working TV in my garage that was much bigger than my old one. Salvation, now this one is so big I can play Silent Hill 4 and see Henry's 5 o clock shadow to it's fullest.
I occasionally experience a certain feeling of emptiness in myself. But luckily, due to the invention of pasta, I am able to overcome my hardship. Ah. The miracles of pasta.
mmmm pasta good. Also i remeber when my dog got shot. Died because of it. So i got another one.
I remember one time, I was sitting at my computer surfing teh net. I was happy, the computer was happy, and rabbits frolicked in the fields.
But then...
I clicked a link. Nothing happened. I clicked again, and saw the most horrible message.
'You Are Not Connected To The Internet.'
o.m.g. The bunnies exploded, my computer cried, and I was forced back into that horrible place called reality. :cry: