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"Bring out yer dead!" Monty python had this one figured out!
Some people make lampshades and other hand tools. I think just burrying them should suffice.
If you are asking for traditional purposes, can't go wrong 6 feet under - that way you cannot here the dead complain .
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Originally Posted by Doomie
thats what he told me to type anyway :choc:Quote:
Originally Posted by PiP
put it in a bag get boat and go very far into the ocean put a 100lb weight on it and let er drop to the bottom, or u could feed it to hungry great white sharks.
It's obvious that he killed someone.
I would personally first either use an incinerateor, which are difficult to get access to, or if I had the time, take a good oul Oxyacetalene torch to it. I would otherwise dismember the body into reasonalbe peices and dump them separately in various parts of the sea. I know certain spots that swarm with fish, which would quickly dispose of it.
Personally, I'd drive to the swamp about an hour north of me and feed him to the 'gators...
The Snatch way. Feed it to the pigs. If i remember correctly, 12 pigs can eat 4 adult bodies in about an hour. I guess I'd have to cut them into neatly sized pieces first though.
smash it to bits with a shovel, acid bath then pour everything else into concrete and dump it in a remote river.
chop into many little bits, put in a blender, feed to the family :D
Kagga:love:
Bathtub with highly concentrated Hydrocholic Acid. Chop the component parts up into various sizes and wait until it's a goop. Then proceed to dispose of it over time via a drainage system. Be sure to use Bleach to wash off anywhere where blood has been, you don't want it coming up on a DNA smear.
Chop it up really well, put it in some kid's bowl of chilli and let him eat it.
Flash freeze it (dip it in liquid nitrogen, which is at -141 celsius) for about 3 or 4 minutes and hit it with a hammer a few times. It should shatter into pieces. Then collect the pieces and put them out to sea, some sea life will eventually eat it.
Place the body in a room, leave said room with the door closed right behind you, open the door and enter the room. The body should now be gone.
Some of these methods are highly unreasonable, if no more reason than they are impossible for someone in California or they would be caught in the process. Let's be realistic here ;)