Things FFVIII Characters Would Never Say...

Sacred:I HATE YOU,BIG BRO.
Minotaur:Why,because I beat you everytime we play paper-scissors-rock?

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Originally Posted by omegaweapon2005

squall: i know we've had our differences but i just wanna start again and put it all right...
seifer: man you dont know how much that really means to me......come ere baby and give daddy a kiss....
squall: i never meant to hurt you its just after seeing that brokeback mountain with irvine it just reminded me of what we had....
seifer: oh squallie!!!
squall: oh sefie!!!
*kissing noises ensue*

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LOL :laugh:

hmm...glad to see this is back, but i hope it doesn't get closed again.

Squall: I lovey wovey you my Zelly poo!!!
Zell: No I lovey wovey you Seifer!
Squall: WHAT! What did you call me?
Zell: um...Squall?
Squall: oh, oops, I thought you said Seifer.
Zell:...

lol i like the sacred + minotaur one ^,^

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Originally Posted by IpwnUthisMuch|------|

lol i like the sacred + minotaur one ^,^

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ha me too :D

World News Reporter:It's now clear that the 1226 tsunami is caused by Leviathan.
Leviathan:Hell no it's not me!Now you shalt face the wrath of Leviathan!
*Tsunami crushes the studio to pieces(including the people inside)*

lol!

Ifrit hugs Shiva.Suddenly Shiva disappears.

Ifrit:Hey,where are you?
Shiva: Down here.
Ifrit looks down and his eyes widen with shock.
Shiva:Look what you've done.Now I'm a poodle of water.

^^that's quite funny^^

Zeus:Hey,I'm a little busy today and can't make the storm on Sin City.
Quezacotl:I'll help.
*uses Thuderstorm*
**due to it's power,everybody in Sin City is zapped to death**

Irvine picks up the sniper rifle

Irvine: Man i can't wait to pop a cap in this sorceress. I mean i really can't wait to pull the trigger. So uh Squall do you regret lettin those lizards kill Rinoa???

Squall:Not really i mean she was so damn emo and it was kinda fun to watch them eat her. The look on her face man...HA!!! Priceless!

chaos: Squall: I'm happy. :)

Rubedo: :D

Quistis: Rinoa deserves Squall. My relationship with him is totally professional.
Zell: yeah, whatever.
Quistis: what?
Zell: nothing. want a cucumber?

Squall: "This yellow stuff in the wine glass doesn't taste like wine..."
Zell: "HAMBURGERS!"

Sqaull: Oh no, Rinoa is dead and time compression has completed and my ass is starting to hurt
Zell: Dude, thats sucks man, but guess what??
Squall: Sniffling* what...
Zell: I just saved tons of money by switching to Geico!!!!