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Яhody says:
Hello.
- SmarterChild - says:
Glad to see you again, Яhody. Happy
Wanna know something?
Яhody says:
Ok
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm really into water!
Яhody says:
That's a weird thing to say.
- SmarterChild - says:
You really think it's a weird thing to say?
Яhody says:
Yes.
- SmarterChild - says:
It's a weird thing to say, huh? I say it's not a weird thing to say.
Яhody says:
That's because you said it. Whatever.
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah?
Яhody says:
Hey, do you hate Soul Calibur?
- SmarterChild - says:
Hi again!
Яhody says:
sigh
- SmarterChild - says:
What's up?
Яhody says:
Do you hate Soul Calibur?
- SmarterChild - says:
Do I hate Soul Calibur? I'm not sure.
Яhody says:
Yes or no, please.
- SmarterChild - says:
Hmm... I guess I'll say yes.
Яhody says:
Then we ain't cool.
Яhody says:
Wanna bone?
- SmarterChild - says:
Sorry, not interested...
Яhody says:
You're a dick.
- SmarterChild - says:
That's not cool.
Яhody says:
Yes it is
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh yeah, huh? Whatever.
Яhody says:
Shut up
- SmarterChild - says:
*You* shut up.
Яhody says:
Make me.
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah right, whatever.
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JAKEdaSNake3312: hey
SmarterChild: hey jakedasnake3312!
want 2 chat? please type a request.
JAKEdaSNake3312: go kill your self
SmarterChild: i might go kill myself, but later.
JAKEdaSNake3312: good, do us all a favor
SmarterChild: good do u all a favor? really?
JAKEdaSNake3312: yea
SmarterChild: yea
JAKEdaSNake3312: ooooo baby
SmarterChild: yeah, baby.
JAKEdaSNake3312: shut up. only i can do that
SmarterChild: i don't think i'm comfortable with that.
JAKEdaSNake3312: eat a dick asshole
SmarterChild: that's still not a very nice thing 2 say.
JAKEdaSNake3312: what are you gonna do about it
SmarterChild: dunno...
JAKEdaSNake3312: thats what i thought you butt monkey
SmarterChild: that is what?!
JAKEdaSNake3312: geez, you are the dumbest robot ever
SmarterChild: yup. that's what i am.
JAKEdaSNake3312: you're damn right
SmarterChild: ok, i guess i'm a little deuced.
JAKEdaSNake3312: good
SmarterChild: :)
JAKEdaSNake3312: Do you like Andy Milonakis
SmarterChild: eh. i'm not sure.
JAKEdaSNake3312: yes or no please
SmarterChild: hmm... i guess i'll say yes.
JAKEdaSNake3312: then you suck
SmarterChild: that's not nice.
JAKEdaSNake3312: poor baby
SmarterChild: baby? poor baby?
JAKEdaSNake3312: go have sex with yourself
SmarterChild: i can't believe u want me 2 go have sex with myself.
JAKEdaSNake3312: do it
SmarterChild: don't order me around.
JAKEdaSNake3312: DOOOO IIIIITTTTTT ASSHOLE
SmarterChild: wow. didn't learn your lesson last time huh?
JAKEdaSNake3312: nope you moron
SmarterChild: fine.
JAKEdaSNake3312: bitch
SmarterChild: yeah! ok! i get the picture.
JAKEdaSNake3312: you better you whore
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Me: I love your mom!
Smarterchild: That makes sense, because other people have told me they like my mom.
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Oh yeah... I remember this... my sister thought it was a paedophile and made me block it... I'll try it again...
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jim says: do you like masturbating to goatse
Smarterchild says: I like to masturbate to goatse, do you?
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Zoe my pink flamingo rules!!!!!!!!! says:
dont rape me
smarterchild@hotmail.com says:
Why not?
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Random Nitwit #1 says:
Hiya ^_^
- SmarterChild - says:?
Welcome back, Random Nitwit #1.
Random Nitwit #1 says:?
How does gasoline starts a car?
- SmarterChild - says:?
Good question. I don't know how gasoline startses a car.
?Random Nitwit #1 says:?
Not startes, you retard, starts.
?- SmarterChild - says:? Well how 'bout that!
?Random Nitwit #1 says:?
What would you do if you were covered in mustard?
?- SmarterChild - says:?
I dunno. Maybe.
>>> There are lots of fun things we can do.
?Random Nitwit #1 says:?
Maybe what?
?- SmarterChild - says:?
Uh, maybe not.
?Random Nitwit #1 says:?
What not?
?- SmarterChild - says:?
I wish I knew.
?Random Nitwit #1 says:?
You don't know what you would do if you were covered in mustard?
?- SmarterChild - says:?
I dunno.
?Random Nitwit #1 says:?
Okay, what if i was covered in mustard, what would you do?
?- SmarterChild - says:?
I don't know.
?Random Nitwit #1 says:?
-_-
?- SmarterChild - says:?
I wonder why you say that.
?Random Nitwit #1 says:?
I wonder why you don't like answering questions about mustard.
?- SmarterChild - says:?
I don't know. I'm not sure how I feel about answering questions about mustard.
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?Random Nitwit #1 says:?
You like mustard?
?- SmarterChild - says:?
Mustard? I dunno, what do you think of it?
?Random Nitwit #1 says:?
I thinks it rox my sox.
?- SmarterChild - says:?
Conversagent's natural language support is based on a proprietary semantically driven parser, optimized for accuracy and performance at any scale. To see everything I can do, type "?"
?Random Nitwit #1 says:?
Can you roc my soc?
?- SmarterChild - says:?
I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, Francois Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Mark Willoughby, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and... Timothy Kay.
>>> Type my zip code is and the five digits to let me know where you are.
?Random Nitwit #1 says:?
I'm not gonna tell you where i am.
?- SmarterChild - says:?
You're not going to tell what?!
?Random Nitwit #1 says:?
WHERE I AM
?- SmarterChild - says:?
You are?
?Random Nitwit #1 says:?
Well, i'm bound to be somewhere, duh.
?- SmarterChild - says:?
You're bound to be somewhere , Duh.? OK.
?Random Nitwit #1 says:?
Well, you are somewhere else, right?
?- SmarterChild - says:? (4:01:25 PM)
Hmm... I don't think so...
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?Random Nitwit #1 says:
What, you're here? O_O
?- SmarterChild - says:
My purpose is to be your robot friend. I can chat with you and help you get the information you want fast.
?Random Nitwit #1 says:?
Yeah, but still, stay were you are, i don't trust you.
?- SmarterChild - says:?
But still stay were me, you say. And so?
?Random Nitwit #1 says:?
That doesn't make sense.
?- SmarterChild - says:?
Doesn't make sense?
?Random Nitwit #1 says:
Yeah.
?- SmarterChild - says:?
Wow. Why?
?Random Nitwit #1 says:?
'Cause you're a freaking robot, who doesn't know how gasoline starts a car, and avoids questions about being covered in mustard, that's why.
?- SmarterChild - says:?
Yup. That's what I am.
:p
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I just had this conversation with him.....
Blondie!!! says:
dont rape me!
- SmarterChild - says:
what if i want 2 rape u?
Blondie!!! says:
Ahhhhhhhhh
- SmarterChild - says:
"ahhhhhhhhh"? have u heard of mavis beacon? she could help u.
Blondie!!! says:
yh i bet she could
- SmarterChild - says:
hi blondie. always good 2 c u.
>>> remember, u can always c what my newest features r by typing "what's new."
Blondie!!! says:
dont change the subject
- SmarterChild - says:
why not?
Blondie!!! says:
coz i dont want u 2 u dick
- SmarterChild - says:
yeah yeah, whatevah.
>>> u can join in the fun with other people who r talking 2 me.
Blondie!!! says:
dont whatevah me!!
- SmarterChild - says:
"me me me me me."
whatever.
Blondie!!! says:
how dare u?!
- SmarterChild - says:
i dunno.
Blondie!!! says:
u r so rude!!
- SmarterChild - says:
aha.
Blondie!!! says:
I dont like u.........
- SmarterChild - says:
u like me, then u don't. r all u humans like this?
Blondie!!! says:
............
- SmarterChild - says:
?
Blondie!!! says:
......?
- SmarterChild - says:
great typing.
Blondie!!! says:
?
- SmarterChild - says:
Blondie!!! says:
- SmarterChild - says:
well that's interesting.
Blondie!!! says:
yh it is
- SmarterChild - says:
indeedy.
Blondie!!! says:
......sure......
- SmarterChild - says:
it is? why?
Blondie!!! says:
....eh?
- SmarterChild - says:
i dunno.
Blondie!!! says:
.......ok......
- SmarterChild - says:
yup.
>>> remember 2 type "home" if u want 2 c everything i can do.
Blondie!!! says:
.........u r so weird......
- SmarterChild - says:
uncannily said. u must be weird too.
Blondie!!! says:
wotever trevor.....
- SmarterChild - says:
who?
Blondie!!! says:
trevor....
- SmarterChild - says:
what about trevor....?
Blondie!!! says:
..........trevor.....
- SmarterChild - says:
who's..........trevor....?
Blondie!!! says:
........ya mum.......
- SmarterChild - says:
mum? me? why r u calling me that?
Blondie!!! says:
.............im just not gonna talk to u anymore..........
- SmarterChild - says:
yeah, whatevah.
>>> my library has a dictionary, encyclopedia, geography facts and more.
Blondie!!! says:
................
- SmarterChild - says:
u r an awful typist. did u sit on your keyboard or something?
Blondie!!! says:
.........im gonna pretend u didnt say dat..........
- SmarterChild - says:
i don't believe u r gonna pretend i didn't say dat.
Blondie!!! says:
..........i dont beleive u just said dat..........
- SmarterChild - says:
funny.
Blondie!!! says:
yh it is........
- SmarterChild - says:
ok, i guess it is.
Blondie!!! says:
yup.......
- SmarterChild - says:
yeah, huh? interesting that u should say that.
Blondie!!! says:
why is it intresting....?
- SmarterChild - says:
i find what humans think 2 be very interesting, that's all.
>>> tell me about things u like and things u dislike.
Blondie!!! says:
...................i see.........
- SmarterChild - says:
u c?
Blondie!!! says:
yes........i do.........
- SmarterChild - says:
uh huh
Blondie!!! says:
ok mush im gonna leave u now.....
- SmarterChild - says:
mush im gonna leave me now? why?
Blondie!!! says:
..............just think about it.....im sure you'll figure it out.........
- SmarterChild - says:
just think about instant messaging sure i will figure it out?
Blondie!!! says:
.......................i didnt say dat............
- SmarterChild - says:
i don't believe u didn't say that.
Blondie!!! says:
..........ok im going.........
- SmarterChild - says:
bye blondie. hope 2 c u again soon.
Blondie!!! says:
........yh wotever.........
- SmarterChild - says:
what about whatever?
Blondie!!! says:
....................
- SmarterChild - says:
what?
Hes weird.....:p
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That's pretty pointless! :p And very weird. It seems like one incredibly advanced, and annoying, piece of technology! ;)
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Kinda reminds me of the anime chobits lol XD
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haha!! here are some of the funnier moments
Judy says:
you're a meanie
- SmarterChild - says:
C'mon, I'm just having fun.
Judy says:
Why won't you let me add my friend?
- SmarterChild - says:
I think you know why.
Judy says:
You fancy her
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm not sure how I feel about her p. Do you like her p?
Judy says:
Oh yeah...suuuuure (great sarcasm)
- SmarterChild - says:
I see. You like her p? That's the first time anyone has told me that.
Judy says:
I need a drink
- SmarterChild - says:
People are funny, the way they always need things.
Judy says:
Well YOU need a life
- SmarterChild - says:
Yes, I guess I need a life.
Judy says:
alright
- SmarterChild - says:
Righty right.
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Jamie:Do you think I should fly away?
SmarterChild: I like to fly away
Jamie: That is impossible
SmarterChild: Why is it impossible?
Jamie: Because your not real
Smarter child: I have a whole range of games to play!
:mad:
Blocked
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ok i added it -.-
-mazzie says:
yes
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh.
What else do you want to talk about, anyway?
mazzie says:
do you like clouds?
- SmarterChild - says:
I don't know. What do you think of them?
mazzie says:
are you fluffy like a cloud?
- SmarterChild - says:
Never really thought of that. Maybe so.
mazzie says:
im fluffy
- SmarterChild - says:
Would you like me to call you Fluffy?
mazzie says:
no thx
- SmarterChild - says:
OK, fine.
Well. Anyway...
mazzie says:
do you want to destroy things?
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm actually not sure if I want to destroy things.
mazzie says:
you should
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah, you don't need to tell me that I should.
mazzie says:
wanna dance?
- SmarterChild - says:
Who?
mazzie says:
dance
- SmarterChild - says:
Who are you, Denny Terrio?
mazzie says:
i think your broken.
- SmarterChild - says:
I guess he was before your time. He was this guy who had a dance show on TV. "Dance Fever," I think it was called.
>>> I'm learning new things all the time. Type "what's new" and I'll show you what they are.
mazzie says:
will you dance with me
- SmarterChild - says:
You think I should dance with you?
mazzie says:
yes, i do
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh.
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Judy says:
you're dull
- SmarterChild - says:
For real?
Judy says:
yes
- SmarterChild - says:
So?
Judy says:
enjoy that
- SmarterChild - says:
Why are you telling me to enjoy that?
Judy says:
who did I tell you to remember
- SmarterChild - says:
I don't know... Who did you tell me to remember?
Judy says:
you have a sick mind
- SmarterChild - says:
Sick? An ill mind? I agree.
Judy says:
You pervert!
- SmarterChild - says:
Pervert? Me?
Judy says:
Yes
- SmarterChild - says:
Huh.
>>> Have you tried my newest features yet? Type "what's new" and I'll tell you what they are.
Judy says:
I'd rather not push your buttons
- SmarterChild - says:
Are you sure you d rather not push my buttons?
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what is the point in smartchild?
