Peter- Even Walt Disney took art classes
Flashback
Minnie Mouse- Do, Do I have to.
Walt Disney- Ya wanta be a star dont you
Minnie Mouse- *drops dress and mewls*
Walt Disney- Yeah Yeah Thats right Take it all off. Ohhh
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Peter- Even Walt Disney took art classes
Flashback
Minnie Mouse- Do, Do I have to.
Walt Disney- Ya wanta be a star dont you
Minnie Mouse- *drops dress and mewls*
Walt Disney- Yeah Yeah Thats right Take it all off. Ohhh
Peter- Louis if im five years old than that makes you a pedifile, and i wont tolerate that kind of behavior.
pretty sure its something like that... excuse me if its miss quoted its been awhile
I think thats what he says.Quote:
Originally Posted by Leucant
IT'S RAININ' SIDEWAYS
XDQuote:
Originally Posted by Ballistix Man
lois-WHO LIKES EATING RED CARPET!?
peter (crying): I do I DO!
(Quagmire drops outside)
Brooke: Quagmire, will you accept this rose?
Quagmire: Really? After I drugged you and had sex with your unconscious body?
Brooke: What?
Quagmire: Yes.
Peter: So did your therapist figure out what the problem was?
Brian: Yeah. He thinks I'm in love.
Peter: Oh my God...you can talk!
Brian: So, uh, where's your good buddy James Woods?
Peter: Eh, turns out he wasn't so good at catching stuff in his mouth. So where's your girlfriend?
Brian: Same problem.
Brian and Peter: Wooooaahh!!
Peter: I'M RETARDED!
Brian: I don't want to say "I told you so", but... YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! IN YOUR ****ING FACE! IN YOUR F***ING FACE YOU F***WAD!!! I am so sorry...
Peter: Hey hey I got an idea. Lets play "I Never." You got to drink if you did the thing that the person says they never did.
Cleveland: Oh I got one, I never slept with a women with the lights on.
(They all drink.)
Joe: I'll go next, uh I never had sex with Cleveland's wife.
(Quagmire and Cleveland drink.)
Peter: alright lets see uh, I never did a chick in a Logan airport bathroom.
(Only Quagmire drinks.)
****About 33 drinks later****
Peter: God lets see what else is there um...I never gave a reach-around to a spider monkey while reciting the Pledge of Alligence.
Quagmire: Oh God.
(Quagmire takes a drink.)
Joe: I uh I never picked up an illegal alien at Home Depot to take home a choke me while I touch myself.
Quagmire: Oh come on!
(Quagmire drinks again.)
Peter: I never did the same thing except with someone from Joann Fabrics.
Quagmire: Oh God this is ridiculous. You guys suck! (Drinks more and passes out.)