Spongebob takes LIVES?

I heard this one about this massive thing full of porn and stolen music and people who can't spell once. Can't remember what they called it though.

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Originally Posted by DMKA

I heard this one about this massive thing full of porn and stolen music and people who can't spell once. Can't remember what they called it though.

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Don't even TALK about such a thing. *shudders*

(SPOILER) Roogle posted. <3

I've heard that if your college roomate dies, you would get an automatic perfect 4.0 gpa for the four years you are in college.

The girl and the broom incident. I'll leave it at that.

Total fabrication, but painful to hear about nonetheless.

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Originally Posted by friedpork

I've heard that if your college roomate dies, you would get an automatic perfect 4.0 gpa for the four years you are in college.

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I'm dorming it next semester for sure.

Psycho wolf boy is an urban legend in Texas!

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Originally Posted by Roogle

Oh, yeah, the one with the babysitter who called the parents and said that the owl statue was scaring her, and the parents told them to get out of the house because they didn't have an owl statue.

The owl statue attacked the babysitter and the kids and got them, anyway! Some warning. What useless parents!

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It's more effective when it's described as a clown statue.

I once read about a kid from Canada who spent so much time in his parents basement watching Law and Order re-runs and Kill Bill movies so much that he starved to death and died.

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Originally Posted by Rye

Am I a terrible person for giggling while reading that?

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Nope.

Anyway Rye, is it true that New York cab drivers don't pick up black people?

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Originally Posted by Rengori

Nope.

Anyway Rye, is it true that New York cab drivers don't pick up black people?

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Naw, I think they do pick them up. xD Last time I checked, more than half of the cab drivers in NY aren't even white anyways, a large chunk of them are Asian and Black. In NYC, at least, that is. I don't go to NYC enough. ;____;

I remember reading in Heat magazine some years ago (I was in high school, so wow, it was long ago) and some 11 year old had watched South Park for the first time. He was so convinced he would be like Kenny, die and return the following week ... so he set himself on fire ... How the hell can you get that idea into your head?!

At first I had no symmpay (sp) for the kid because he was an idiot, like people who mimic Jackass. Then I thought of his family and felt symmpay for them.

The disclaimer only makes me wanna do it more. [/milhouse]

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The girl and the broom incident. I'll leave it at that.

Total fabrication, but painful to hear about nonetheless.

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Oh yeah, that one is real bad. Makes me glad to be a guy.

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Originally Posted by Maxico

A while ago I heard that at least two children in America were crushed, trying to hug the TV during teletubbies.

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>>> LOL!!..

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Originally Posted by Maxico

A while ago I heard that at least two children in America were crushed, trying to hug the TV during teletubbies.

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I feel so horrible for laughing at that...