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Mine is..Quote:
Originally Posted by Flying Mullet
"Your mom is a french wh^ore"
"Oh yeah, You noticed?"
"What?"
"The only way to insult my mom is by saying nice things about her"
"You're mother is a kind and loving person?"
"That's a lie and you know it!"
Oh that's rich.Quote:
Originally Posted by Being Retarded
Here's to Captain Bender: He's the best... at being a big jerk who's stupid and his big ugly face is as dumb as a butt!
Yeah, the thing is, I don't generally insult people because I'm too nice for my own good. :( I only really insult jokingly, like when I call Dan an emo j-rocker who sobs on his Chester Bennington poster and how he's not str8 sw0le. Or if I'm feeling uninspired to think up something mildly burnsauce-ish, a "your mom" or "your face" works.
i think more direct language works better for insulting someone.
From Victor Meldrew:
"I'm sorry, what language are you speaking in, it appears to be complete bollocks!"
Eest, yeah, I know what you mean, in serious insulting, as in fights and stuff, you will not hear that fancy crap...
My friend and I use that kind of talk to make others feel dumb, theres a few people we really pick on, friendly of course, and its really funny..
At school, i was much more of an "In your face" insulter..in fact among certain people, I was known as the King of Insults -_-
"Your face seems to resemble that of an oversized horses anus."
'Ya mum' comebacks always win.
*Excuse me I thought I was staring at your ass, but I guess it's just your face.
*You look like who did it and ran. (Classic right there)
*I don't know what's worst, listening to you ramble on, or your stank breath.
*You are ugly, on the outside and inside.
yes, friendly, of course.Quote:
Originally Posted by Reine
It's all in good sport.
I always want to go off on some Dr. Cox style rant, but it doesn't always work.
I like the one Reine had as his message before.
It was in dutch, I think it said "You bore me, fool" or something like that.
My personal favorite.
"Oh, go play in traffic!"
"If I throw a stick, will you leave?"
My favourites : You pure~ Bawbag, Dobber. I'l totally deck you or I'l totally stab you MAN! Ned's don't you just love them. :love:
Hah. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Jebus
Damn it, I was going to change my sig theme to Phoenix Wright. So, Agent Proto is Phoenix Wright, and you're Miles Edgeworth? Who's left for me - von Karma!?