Famous Quotes

"He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, how violently I hate all this, how despicable and ignoble war is; I would rather be torn to shreds than be a part of so base an action. It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder."

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

"When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours that's relativity."


Albert Einstein

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe."
-Albert Einstein :D Love that one.

Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny

Is it Tuna or is it Chicken? ~Jessica Stupidson

You tried, and you failed, so the lesson is, never try. - Homer Simpson.

Say hello...to my leetle friend! -Al Pacino

This is my grandfather's quote (Ahem)

donde menos se piensa salta la liebre

Anybody who translates this gets a cool prize!

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Originally Posted by Luther X-Rated

This is my grandfather's quote (Ahem)

donde menos se piensa salta la liebre

Anybody who translates this gets a cool prize!

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where less one thinks jumps the hare

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Originally Posted by Ballistix Man

where less one thinks jumps the hare

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I think that was close, but no dice!
I'll still give you a cool prize for trying though! *Hands you a :tonberry:*

The quote actually says,

"Trouble or Luck comes when you least expect it".

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donde menos se piensa salta la liebre

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"Trouble or Luck comes when you least expect it".

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Wouldn't it be "cuando" (when), instead of "donde" (where), "pensarse" is "to think to oneself", saltar should be in the infinitive, which means "to cross", or "to jump", and "la liebre" means "the hare". Therefore, this quote makes no sense grammatically. Or you need the subjunctive, but I find a hard time fitting it into the sentence in such a way without altering it radically.

"Problemas y suerte van a venir cuando usted no lo sabe."

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donde menos se piensa salta la liebre

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where less one thinks jumps the hare

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Quoted for correctness. This quote has nothing to do with Luck, or expectations. "Suerte", which is Luck, is nowhere mentioned in the sentence, so the sentence cannot possibly be about luck.

I believe that Ballistix Man deserves his prize.

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I think that was close, but no dice!

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The translation that Ballistix Man provided was exact.

Since this phrase is Spanish in structure and attempt, I know it's not Catalan, nor Basque. Don't even try to pass it off as French. And any form of Muslim-ized-Spanish, (yes, I understand the irony of that statement), would begin with Ojalá in every case.

"Blood's not thicker than money."
-Groucho Marx

"The secret of success is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake those, you've got it made."
-Groucho Marx

"If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk?"
-Albert Einstein

Aliquando et insanire iucundum est. ~ It is sometimes pleasant even to act like a madman. ... Seneca

Struit insidias lacrimis cum femina plorat. ~ When a woman weeps, she is setting traps with her tears. ... Dionysius Cato

that, and my personal favorite Oscar Wilde...

Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

A man whose desire is to be something separate from himself... invariably succeeds in being what he wants to be. That is his punishment. Those who want a mask have to wear it.

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Originally Posted by medigodoom

"Strange things are afoot at the Circle K."

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excellent:up: :up: :up:


"the greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he didnt exsisit"

"To punish me for my contempt for authority, Fate made me an authority myself."
-Albert Einstein

"There is no distinctly native American criminal class...except Congress."
-Mark Twain

"A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain."
-Mark Twain

"Ladies and gentlemen, Chicolini here may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot."
-Groucho Marx, Duck Soup

I don't know where these quotes are from but I'll post them anyways.

"He who dies with the most toys is still dead"

"War does not determine who is right or wrong. War determines who is left"

It is not money that brings happiness, it's lot's of money.

"Yeah Pauly, you'll stick something you big homo." -My Uncle Mark referring to his friend in a hockey bet.