When pigs fly

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Originally Posted by Genius Lynx

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Originally Posted by rubah

People would be much dumber.

Because whips aren't very smart.

But they would hurt a lot!

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I think that is in reference to someone who uses a lot of biting remarks. "Smart" can also reference pain, and whips can inflict that awfully fast.

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That's why I said they would hurt ^_^

Simple. People wouldn't use those phrases anymore.

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Originally Posted by Neel with a Spicy Buffalo Chicken Melt

Seeing as how only one brown man can truly understand another, I will rephrase Dan's question, which is quite possibly one of the best questions in the world.

How many words of your own would you have to eat (or other people you know would have to eat their words) if pigs flew? How many times have you said "I'll do X when pigs fly?" I know that I wouldn't be screwed at all, because I've never used that saying. But when hell freezes over, I'll be in a bit more trouble.

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*super secret bhangra high-five*

You brownies and your secret code.

Pigs will fly when there is no more livable surface on the planet and species must adapt by eventually growing wings. Snakes will fly too, but they'll have a plane to do it.

Quite a few girls would have to go out with me. :D

If pigs fly, you get one of the most interesting progressive rock CD covers in the history. That's what you get.

My wife would say" Honey, don't worry about budgeting your paycheck, I paid the bills already!" ;)

http://www.rockdetector.com/assets/img/covers/32683.jpg
Thats what you get :heart: :love: :heart: :love: :heart: :love:

If pigs flew I'd be dong inspeakable things with my friend jake in the shower. Oh god I'd kill myslef.

Generally Pigs aren't very aerodynamic. For one thing most of their body weight is distributed around the bottom of the stomach, meaning the majority of the lift would need to be confined to the centre of the back. Also their bone is dense and hard like most land-bound mammals, meaning that it's structure isn't flexible enough to accomodate the intricities of flying.

However I believe I may have found a solution;

http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/2666/pigcopter4zp.gif

Well, I did say I would give birth to Cher's babies when Psy got knighted.

If the pigs were full of a gas lighter then oxygen then ya, they could fly. Flying guinea pigs would be scarier, but cooler.

If guniea pigs start flying then my two will rise from the dead and start attacking my step brother. (Well thats what they did when they were alive.)

If hell freezes over we will have huge ques in the pharmacy of demons waiting to get cold and flu remedies.

OR

If hell freezes over Lucifer will open it up as a huge ice skating rink/theme park, with over priced gift shop where you can buy cute fluffy little satan and friends plushies.

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Originally Posted by Maxx Power

Generally Pigs aren't very aerodynamic. For one thing most of their body weight is distributed around the bottom of the stomach, meaning the majority of the lift would need to be confined to the centre of the back. Also their bone is dense and hard like most land-bound mammals, meaning that it's structure isn't flexible enough to accomodate the intricities of flying.

However I believe I may have found a solution;

http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/2666/pigcopter4zp.gif

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You're funny.