That's irrefutable evidence, right there. Mullet's word is law.Quote:
Originally Posted by Flying Mullet
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That's irrefutable evidence, right there. Mullet's word is law.Quote:
Originally Posted by Flying Mullet
A vulture walks onto a plane with a dead opossum under each wing. The flight attendant says "Sorry, only one carrion per passenger".
Dr Unne wins, that one made me giggle.
Why are terrorists skilled at playing guitar?
Theyre good at using frets
Winnie the poo
Where do fish sleep?
on the river bed
Why did the plank of wood go to the movies?
it was board
An E, G and B walk into a bar and the bartender says, sorry we dont serve minors here
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What can I say? I'm a punny guy!
Oh God, I live for this stuff. Puns are one of the greatest things in the world. I can't think of many off the top of my head right now, they generally just come to me in my conversations.
Sign outside a pub named "The Queen of England": Licquor in the front, Poker in the rear. :thumb: