Barret: Yo Mamma!
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Barret: Yo Mamma!
Vincent: I think I'm going to pick flowers today!
Vincent: And cut my hair!
i posted these in ac
cloud dreams
vincent (to cloud) You're my Honeybunch, Sugarplum
Pumpy-umpy-umpkin, You're my Sweetie Pie
You're my Cuppycake, Gumdrop
Snoogums-Boogums, You're the Apple of my Eye
reno: i am a banana
Tifa: oh my god aeris diead cloud do something!!1
Cloud: Do i look like i'm made of phoneix downs?!?!
Sephiroth: Do you guys think my sword is too big?
Barret: Compared to my--
Marlene: I hate you daddy.
Tifa: To answer your question, Seph, your sword isn't too big. Compared to my boobs.
Lol, I've seen that, Vincent gets eaten by the Midgar Zolom.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jackpot
sephiroth: my mom always said life is like a box of chocolates...you never know what your gonna get
Tifa: Hey, Aerith... (pulls Aerith's hands under her arms)Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny_Griever
Aerith (after Tifa pulls her hands under her sweaty armpits): Ewwwww, Tifa, you sweat too much!
Tifa: Yay, I sweat a lot! (singing) Oh, I love sweat; anything sweaty or filthy or stinky! (LOL) Well, actually, I don't like odor, but I LOVE sweat! Hey, I'm an athlete!
Aerith: Do you think that Marlene would like to hug you when your armpits arew so sweaty that it grosses her out?!
Tifa: Oh, she doesn't mind; she loves me for who I am; she doesn't mind my sweat! In fact, she rubs my armpits often!
Aerith: WHAT?!?! EWWWWW!!!!! Oh man, that's DISGUSTING!
Cloud: Disgusting for you, but not for me!
Tifa: Yep! And I'd love to join your rock band too! Cloud, Tifa, and the Rocky-Rockers! In a nod to Josie and the Pussycats.
Tifa and Cloud (both singing "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls)
It turns out that they are at an American Idol audition.
Randy and Paula: We love it!
Simon: I hated it!
*Final Heaven*
*Omnislash*
Tifa:Cloud,you knew that a simple soft potion could heal Red's dad,right?
Cloud:You know how expensive they are?Do I look like I'm made of soft potions?
vincent; i must be emo.
Hojo: Hmmmm..... what does this button do?
Sephiroth: You know Aeris, I've decided not to kill you... *STAB@TIFA*
Cloud: I roll a reflex save against Supernova. (<---Lame DnD joke...)
Aeris: I'm going to sing the doom song now!!
Cid: Yea, though I walk through the valley of the Shadow of Death...
:kaolaugh:
Ifrit: Shiva is great in bed.
Shiva: Ifrit is great in bed.
Cloud: Shiva and Ifrit are SO great in bed.
Tifa: I need breast reduction.
Aeris: I need breast impants.
Red XIII: Hojo treated me better than these bastards.
Barret: Why does Vincent get a gold arm and a gun, while I get just a gun arm? And WTF is up with that guy from FF Unlimited? You know, that anime series of FF. What a douchebag. He has a golden gun arm... so not fair... And why does that white girl keep calling me "Daddy"?
Sephiroth: I need acne cream to get rid of this crater on my face.
Cloud: The glue that makes my hair pointy is wearing off.
Vincent: I wonder how people would react if I came out of the closet? ... With a rainbow cape! Ooh! Pretty!
Emerald WEAPON: I'm drowning.
Bugenhagen: Where are my legs?
Random Guy In Bathroom: I'm done. But you might want to wait 24 hours before going in there.
Rude: I'm getting a handlebar mustache.
Cid: Outer space is for PuPus.
Cloud-I'm gonna flatten my hair
Tifa-My boobs are too small!
Sephiroth-Peace to all ma brudda
Cloud-I'M GGGAAAAYYYY
Red XIII: Hey gramps, i have a question
Bugenhagen: Yes, Nanaki?
Red: How are you able to float around like that?
*2 hours later*
Bugenhagen:.. so long story short I had the same whack doctor that gave Barett the gun-arm graft a large float materia to my a$$
Red: Dude!
*the next day, above Cosmo Canyon*
Red: Wheeeeeee! This is awesome!