Our university's restaurant has funny English translations to their meals sometimes. You people know meat balls, right? Once we had a vegetable version of it, i.e. vegetable balls, and the menu had it written as something like, "Vaegetable cake". The university's cafe has food and drinks you can buy and take with you, they're called Take-Away products. Once they had a sign that was calling those products "Take-A-way". :D