Mortal Kombat yo!

I've reduced the cast list to that of the second game installment of the series: MKII.

Liu Kang:
Shang Tsung:
Sonya Blade: (the original)
Kano: (the original)
Johnny Cage: (the original)
Raiden: (someone ELSE . . . Chinese)
Goro:
Kitana:
Sub-Zero: (someone with a voice)
Scorpion:
Kung Lao:
Shao Kahn: Ron Perlman
Jackson 'Jax' Briggs:
Reptile:
Baraka:
Smoke:
Jade:

Chritopher Lambert (Gavin McLeod of the Clan McLeod) played the original Raiden. Although I loved his tone and his attitude, I somehow feel that Raiden should be, I don't know, CHINESE. He is the frickin' CHINESE GOD OF THUNDER AND LIGHTNING according to Liu Kang.

Hmm... all should be Drake Bell... muhahahahahaha. Except for the chicks...

*whispers* Drake Bell is a hot beast!!!

Really? No more suggestions? Even with the cast list reduced?
Let me beef it up with some known talents.

Liu Kang: (the original)
Shang Tsung:
Sonya Blade: (the original)
Kano: (the original)
Johnny Cage: (the original) SOMEBODY WATCH THE ORIGINAL and report back, please.
Raiden: Jet Li
Goro:
Kitana:
Sub-Zero: (someone with a voice and a face)
Scorpion:
Kung Lao:
Shao Kahn: Ron Perlman
Jackson 'Jax' Briggs: Wesley Snipes (but after Blade, why would he?)
Reptile:
Baraka:
Smoke: (human form)
Jade: Jada Pinkett

Who the hell is Drake Bell? (Zatch Bell relative?)

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Originally Posted by Kawaii Ryûkishi

No one except a few maladjusted geeks has cared about the series for about a decade now, and it wouldn't pay off to bother to do it "right." So, I would use camera trickery and high amounts of make-up such that the entire cast could be played by Eddie Murphy.

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I agree

They already made the perfect MK movie. It's called Mortal Kombat Annihilation.

Goro=Kim Jong Il

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Originally Posted by Kawaii Ryûkishi

Yes, as well as the six majillion people who bought Mortal Kombat: Hellstorm Vengeance. Good one!

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Touché!!!!!!!

-LYCHON

P.S. Yes, my reaction time is about 3 weeks- anyone got a problem with that?
P.P.S Go Lui, it's your birthday, go Lui it's your birthday....

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Originally Posted by Alixsar

They already made the perfect MK movie. It's called Mortal Kombat Annihilation.

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You're an arse. If you meant that Annihilation was the perfect way to destroy the title's fanbase, you're only half right. However, if the movie had ended with every last known character dead, the movie probably would have been more successful.

Regardless of your preferences, I'm going to accomplish the task of making the perfect MK movie and I'll watch as you all enjoy it like eating the best foods you're not allowed to have and when it's over I'll personally shove a copy down the throats of every doubter. Mwa, hahahahahahaha . . . haha.




Okay . . . now I'm bored.

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Originally Posted by Alixsar

They already made the perfect MK movie. It's called Mortal Kombat Annihilation.

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Drugs are bad kids.

Anyway, I'm hoping they make the next movie like I think they will. Hopefully, it will help me forget about the last movie that shall remain nameless.