Show me something...

http://www.whywehatebush.com/images/bush_red.jpg

Show me something brown and strong.

http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=14585

Show me the money.

http://www.gaboogle.com/image/showmethemoney.jpg
Show me something pink and spikey!

http://www.eros-uk.co.uk/acatalog/To...bratone200.jpg
(That should go for both...It is pretty masculine, and pink, and spikey)

Show me something round and squishy! ^_^

http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=10659
Look at the avatar.;)
Show me something cheesy and orange.

http://www.thecoffeeweb.com/images/chips-cheetos.gif
Show me something pretty and ugly.

>>Define pretty<<
Show me something you would like to bang.

http://www.nicolepangelinan.com/targ...get_4close.jpg
Bang as in shoot? ^_^

Show me something that is at least 8000 calories.

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g9...210/butter.jpg Show me something gold, yet worthless

http://www.fr.ch/mhn/images/mineraux/pyrite.jpg

Its pyrite, its gold and worthless =)

Show me something big and small :O

http://users.caucasus.net/besodar/c15-big.jpg
Jumbo Shrimp.

Show me something sexy but fully clothed.

http://arrobasskingdom.free.fr/Guyho...n%20bikini.JPG
show me something cold and green

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0...V.MZZZZZZZ.jpg
Frozen lima beans =)

Show me somthing long and flat

http://bioc.rice.edu/precollege/k12r...s/ca/ruler.jpg
rulers are long and flat!...sorry no one else was playing...
show me something loud and quiet!

http://familyfun.go.com/Resources/Fe..._quietloud.jpg
Its some sort of band musicy thingy, leave me be ;_;

Show me something small yet powerful.