I usually cause miserable destruction to their lives because I KNOW WHAT YOUR THINKING RIGHT NOW *shakes hands*
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I usually cause miserable destruction to their lives because I KNOW WHAT YOUR THINKING RIGHT NOW *shakes hands*
Theories of life loosely related to newbies backwards. :) Or at least that's what I used to do. Now I just say "Welcome!" and say something boring.
If I weren't too lazy, I'd come up with fun and interesting ways of welcoming newbs. Like....
Well, I can't think of anything. So, welcome.
I just shurg them off they aren't very interesting most of the time
"Welcome to EoFF and don't drink the water" or something simmilar.
Ha everytime i read my own title for this i have to laugh.
I usually post a warning about the poster previous to my own post and just a welcome.
Such as, "Welcome and watch out, some EoFFers have gone missing. It's rumored to be DarkLadyNyara but we're not saying any names."
I like to have the mew welcome them personally, so right off the bat they know I am mentally unstable and should be approached with caution. In fact, most of them don't approach me at all afterwards. 3:
LOL.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lekana
"Hello and Welcome to hell" is mine, I hardly even communicate with newbs nowadays. Bad for the eyes.
I don't say anything. There are enough people around to welcome newbies without my input.
"Greetings and Salutations" with either some Latin wisdom, or a funny picture...:)
Something unrelated.
I've only been here for half a year. I don't think members had a fantastic impression of me at first, but hey, I've made friends here. So, the moral of the story is: give everyone a chance.
i give n00bs a banana to give them +1 in non-n00bishness