Love means nothing to a tennis player.

to Tim Henman love is a called making a career

Pretty much anything that came out of Mitch Hedberg's mouth.

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Originally Posted by Spaceman Spiff

Pretty much anything that came out of Mitch Hedberg's mouth.

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President Bush Hates Black People.
My mom Never REalized the Irony in calling me an SOB.

"Well, you know what they say..."

"I'm going to start wounding you now. I don't know when I'm going to stop."

~Aeris of vgcats comics.

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Originally Posted by Indiana Jones

You want to talk to God? Let's go see him together, I've got nothing better to do.

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Originally Posted by Blues Brothers

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

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Originally Posted by Tom Arnold, thinking like a bush in The Stupids

wait....I have arms...I am a bush with arms...AND legs! I can walk! Oh Gaze ye nonbelievers upon this miracle; this walking bush! Half man, half plant, he dwells in two worlds but is the master of both! OH MANBUSH! YOU ARE NATURE'S GREATEST WONDER!!!

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Originally Posted by The Princess Bride

Life IS pain, princess. Anyone who tells you otherwise is trying to sell you something

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A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.

Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.

A will is a dead giveaway.

In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.

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Originally Posted by Blues Brothers

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

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Die my dear? Why that's the last thing I'd do.

"Oh, bugger off you old fart!" - Geoge IV (Blackadder III)
"Where there is evil, I will rise up to smack it down!" - Lee Bailong (Shaman King)
"I hurt in places that don't exist" - Billy (Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy)

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Originally Posted by corncracker

President Bush Hates Black People.
My mom Never REalized the Irony in calling me an SOB.

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two of my favorite one liners ^__^

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Originally Posted by Charlie thinking about things

I know that things get worse before they get better because that's what my psychiatrist says, but this is a worse that feels too big.

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Originally Posted by Charlie remembering Bridget

Bridget who is crazy said that sometimes she thought about suicide when commercials come on during TV; she was sincere and this puzzled the guidance counselors.

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Originally Posted by Charlie talking about drugs

But this was not an ordinary brownie, and since you are older, I think you know what kind of brownie it was.

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Originally Posted by Charlie writing about the new years party

Everyone else is either asleep or having sex, I've been watching cable television and eating jello.

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Originally Posted by aisle_s

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Originally Posted by Charlie thinking about things

I know that things get worse before they get better because that's what my psychiatrist says, but this is a worse that feels too big.

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Originally Posted by Charlie remembering Bridget

Bridget who is crazy said that sometimes she thought about suicide when commercials come on during TV; she was sincere and this puzzled the guidance counselors.

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Originally Posted by Charlie talking about drugs

But this was not an ordinary brownie, and since you are older, I think you know what kind of brownie it was.

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Originally Posted by Charlie writing about the new years party

Everyone else is either asleep or having sex, I've been watching cable television and eating jello.

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Is that from Perks of Being a Wallflower?

It is indeed.