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because if he didn't he'd have to install coin-operated bathrooms :D
Why does wakka say "Ya" all the time?
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Because he's an optimist and saying "No" would make him sound like a pessimist.
What are the red spots on moogles' heads?
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Cause pink would look silly :D
Why does Vincent wear clown shoes?
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to finish off the dark look
why do squall and seifer hate each other?
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because they were dating the same man at high school
Why does Garnet look so silly wearing orange?
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because princesses wear pink tutus
why does rikku do a striptease in X?
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Cause she is a skank with no financial income.
Why does Tidus moan alot?
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Because his voice actor was getting his toes licked by a dog.
Why is Sin so big?
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Because he ate too many Chocoboes when he was a kid.
Why does Yuna's voice mess up in FFX when she says a short sentence ("okay", "yes" etc)?
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She was dying for the bathroom so she said them quickly!
Why doesnt Zidane put a nice big pink ribbon on his tail?
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Because that's Eiko's favorite nice, big, pink ribbon.
Why does Amarant have dreadlocks?
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because he hasn't had access to a hairbrush in 8 years.
What happened to the front of Eiko's dress?
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Nothing, because she's not really wearing a dress. It's all an optical illusion.
Why are Kuja's hips so wide?
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Because he's actually Shakira in disguise (sorry, couldn't resist :D).
If Final Fantasy IX was a movie with live actors, how many times would Squaresoft have to shoot the scene when Steiner swings himself right through the wall?
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so many times that they'd go broke.
Why are the main femaes of most of the FFs wimps?
