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Find a tree of suitable girth and size and practice your fist techniques. An ability to perform a deadly, fast single strike attack is essential for every ninja, and by practicing until you can destroy a tree, you will be surely able to utilize your one strike kill ability. To use the technique correctly you must be angered and yell "I'LL FIST YOU IN THE FACE"
Turn invisible.
I have a funny feeling, that your NOT talking about a game.
You'll want to ask my friend about ninjitsu, he's a level 10 Ninja(In My opiniun) He always sneaks up on my before class at school. (He doesn't arrive as early as me.) Ok here are some tips, try to stay low to the ground at all times, and make surprise jumps occasionally. Don't leave your shurikens at home. If you want more tips... wait till tommorow, and PM me, my friend is coming over tommorow.
Be sure to where pink. ALL pink. And then kick down doors. Scream at the top of your lungs to scare your enemy. Guns without silencers work better than swords. Pee your pants when your enemy sees you.
Climbing on walls is for noobs. You need to wear combat boots and walk on the ground.
I really don't know anything about stealth and combat, but I can help you with constructuion of stuffs.Quote:
Originally Posted by SummonerCloud
Here's how to build a castle of cards:
Place two cards, with the number facing against eachother, forming a pyramid. like this: /\ Number facing in for aestethical reasons. That's your first tower. Now make like five of these next to each other like this: /\/\/\/\/\. Now lay some single cards flat on top of these, like this:
_ _ _ _
/\/\/\/\/\. Now start a new line of towers, except four instead of five.
NOW KEEP DOING THIS UNTIL YOU GET THIS:
/_\
/\/\
_ _
/\/\/\
_ _ _
/\/\/\/\
_ _ _ _
/\/\/\/\/\
except, you know, less crappier.
Well, I don't know about you, but this ninja has perfected the skill of taking my pants off while stealthily scaring someone.
OK, here is what you do.
1. Walk very slowly towards your victim from behind.
2. While walking, slowly and quietly unbutton and unzip your pants.
3. Still walking up behind them, step out of your pants one leg at a time. Make sure you do it in time with your steps.
4. When you are behind them and your pants are off, put them on their head so they cannot see.
5. Run away.
Trust me. It works.
-The Pantless Ninja
Doing a little of it myself in stunt training... I cant really help you much but.
your moves start to become more fluent when you combine your ninjutsu with a little bushido.
edit: oh this is about a game....
then scratch all that I just said. buy a bradygames guide.
Wait... is this about real-life or a game?
No, no he's a wannabe ninja.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tidus1438
thank you for being the only serious person who took what i said for real.remember that you aren't smurfed up like some people...
REAL smurfIN LIFE.Quote:
Originally Posted by Genji
some of you surprised me,you had helped in other posts...
but not you...can you EVER,smurfING STOP BEIN AN IDIOT?at least every one else was humorous sometimes but serious also....DAMNIT MAN,DON'T REPLY EVERY TIME WITH AN ASSENINE COMMENT UNLESS YOU HAVE SERIOUS ONES,TOO!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Christmas
what the hell?
can you guys please be serious?
humor is ok but when EVERY GODDAM MOTHER smurfER IN THE POST BESIDES ONE ACT LIKE DUMBASSES THEN IT'S smurfED UP!
two words.
kunai.
hari-kiri.
really,my life is a living hell...if you only knew...so i channel this hatred..into one of the few things i care about.is self training and wanting to preserve a long drifting art wrong?i hate this industrialized pig farm that this world has become...99% of people sit on their fat asses and watch tv growing fatter...everyone are assholes..i am kind to other humans,yet i am discriminated and hated...why?
who in the hell am i?
why can't one preserve an ancient art...achive something without being hated...
it's like the other gluttonous pigs see that there is one who WON'T live like a freaking pig...and they try to beat them down because they wished they stood a decent chance at something besides weight gain and stupidity...
don't get me wrong,not everyone is NEAR like this,and i am not calling myself better than anyone..it's just stupid..
and no,i despise naruto.it is unrealistic in the art of the shinobi.
I think you need to freaking settle down.
That made me laugh so hard that the soda came out of my nose.Quote:
but not you...can you EVER,smurfING STOP BEIN AN IDIOT?at least every one else was humorous sometimes but serious also....DAMNIT MAN,DON'T REPLY EVERY TIME WITH AN ASSENINE COMMENT UNLESS YOU HAVE SERIOUS ONES,TOO!!!
what the hell?
can you guys please be serious?
humor is ok but when EVERY GODDAM MOTHER smurfER IN THE POST BESIDES ONE ACT LIKE DUMBASSES THEN IT'S smurfED UP!
two words.
kunai.
hari-kiri.
really,my life is a living hell...if you only knew...so i channel this hatred..into one of the few things i care about.is self training and wanting to preserve a long drifting art wrong?i hate this industrialized pig farm that this world has become...99% of people sit on their fat asses and watch tv growing fatter...everyone is assholes..i am kind to other humans,yet i am discriminated and hated...why?
who in the hell am i?
why can't one preserve an ancient art...achive something without being hated...
it's like the other gluttonous pigs see that there is one who WON'T live like a freaking pig...and they try to beat them down because they wished they stood a decent chance at something besides weight gain and stupidity...
don't get me wrong,not everyone is NEAR like this,and i am not calling myself better than anyone..it's just stupid..
and no,i despise naruto.it is unrealistic in the art of the shinobi.
...
What made me laugh were the fools who apparently rule this foolish planet...it is insolence in itself.the foolish pigs...everyone here thinks they are so great....amusing...
EDIT:by everyone here,i am not implying these forums...
I'm dead serious.
