Blonde moment? :)

Haha yea, I hate it when people tell me I'm blonde.
Just because I'm slow at getting somethings they call me a one.
And they'll be all "look at her hair--it explains it.''

sometimes I try to put toothpaste on my hairbrush or deoderant on my toothbrush.

I have blonde moments all the time.It's funny 'cause everyone says that i'm really smart, but I think i'm a dumb blonde at heart(which is weird coming from a black male...)

anyway,just the other day I put Cortizone itching cream on my toothbrush,which I thought was toothpaste at the time,and I started brushing my teeth and then my sister came in and statred laughing at me and I was like "What's so funny?" and after I had finished "brushing" my teeth I realized I was using itching cream instead of toothpaste.(The Cortizone tube was red,and the toothpaste tube was blue!)

Sometimes I feel like God is up there just laughing at all the dumb stuff we do...

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Originally Posted by al-bhed_kid0827

but I think i'm a dumb blonde at heart

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I wouldn't doubt that.

You know the little napkins that restaraunts give you to put under your glass? They always stick to the bottom of the glass when you pick it up. Anyway, there's a trick that someone showed me to stop this. You're supposed to pour just a little salt onto the napkin then set the glass on it. So, I pick up the glass, pour a little salt on the napkin, set the glass down, and proceed to drink from the saltshaker...
Guess you had to be there...

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Originally Posted by oddler

You know the little napkins that restaraunts give you to put under your glass? They always stick to the bottom of the glass when you pick it up. Anyway, there's a trick that someone showed me to stop this. You're supposed to pour just a little salt onto the napkin then set the glass on it. So, I pick up the glass, pour a little salt on the napkin, set the glass down, and proceed to drink from the saltshaker...
Guess you had to be there...

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xD :D

Oh man, that REALLY made me laugh


Anyway, I left the bathroom door on a bit of angle, only to smash my shoulder into it on the way back out..it really hurt :(

Then again, I do that often. The other night, I tripped on the vaccum cleaner, then on the way back, went around it. Only to trip up again, in a few minutes when I went back. Mum and Akrad were laughing so damn hard xD

Later that night, I tripped up on this potplant in the bathroom (BAD place for it imo) There was pot shards and dirt EVERYWHERE

I have a blonde moment when I turned into a Super Saiyan. :bigsmile:

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Originally Posted by Christmas

I have a blonde moment when I turned into a Super Saiyan. :bigsmile:

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Don't you just HATE when that happens?

Yes. I do. I was once helping my mom wash some clothes and I put a few red shirts with my white school shirts. Dont even ask what happened. Had to go to school with pink shirts for a week. :p

not really. though i enjoy making what would be blonde moments turn into a funny joke, that way they are easily disguised.

I have them all the time, like when I'm holding something to go in the bin in one hand and something else in the other, the other will generally end up in the bin, or very nearly.

Yeah, since I bleached my hair yellow.

All of the time.

I wanted to play something on my Gamecube, and I turned it on, and...well, it wasn't on. I was going crazy trying to figure out what the heck was wrong with it. It wasn't plugged in. xD

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Originally Posted by Squishy

All of the time.

I wanted to play something on my Gamecube, and I turned it on, and...well, it wasn't on. I was going crazy trying to figure out what the heck was wrong with it. It wasn't plugged in. xD

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XD

I've done that before!