Important: dirty thoughts

Is that supposed to be a dong?

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Originally Posted by rubah

Everywhere.
Reproduction.

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The Earl of Sandwich. He put meat between two slices of bread, creating and popularizing the sandwich and then making all men think about putting their meat between their wives pale white thighs. The Earl of sandwich created sex and dirty thoughts.

I get them in my pants...




pocket. I always keep them in there. ;D ;D

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Originally Posted by Jackpot

Ok here's the reason we have dirty thoughts

I will make a diagram that is long and stupid to make you understand.

7--------------------8-----------------------9-------10----------11
|**********************************|\*** ***********/
|**********************************|*\** **********/
|**********************************|**\* *********/
|6*********************************|***\ 13******/ 14
|\*********************************|**** \******/
|*\********************************|**** *\****/
|**\*******************************|**** **\**/
|***\2*****************************|**** ***\/
|****\*****************************|**** ** / 15
|*****\****************************|**** /
|******\ **************************|***/
5*******>1------------12-----------------| /
|******/
|*****/
|****/ 3
|***/
|**/
|*/
|/
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* = Chicken Wings (I just put them to make the diagram perfect).
So actually there’s NO “*” in that diagram)
1 = Pie (PRESENT)
2 = The way pie is awesome
3 = How pie came to us
4 = Young Pie (past)
5 = The way Pie back to the future
6 = I :love: pie
7 = New pie flavor(Future)
8 = mmmmm pie
9 = Crappy pie(if theirs such a thing)
10 = The way pie goes to the past (Ending Event)
11 = The Ending Pie (You know what I am talking about)
12 = The way Pie,Hates,Pie laser,pie back to present from teh awesmeness of pie
13 = The way pie end up in garden BUT still in pieness
14 = You all alone in Pie world
15 = Pie found you and after that back to the present

Which all equals into how we have dirty thoughts. It really simple if you look at it

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Thank you, Viator.

But that fact is wrong.




Dirty thoughts? Too many. It's not the thought that counts, anymore, is what you do with the thoughts. And I don't think the girls are regretting me expressing my thoughts.

Speaking of dirty thoughts, Rye, who's that chick in your sig? ;o She's hot. I wanna do things to her... ;)

Like compare her to a comic book character that I think looks like her /hmm ^_^

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Originally Posted by Rye

I get them in my pants...




pocket. I always keep them in there. ;D ;D

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You didn't answer why, Rye.

Where - the brain.
Why - nature.

Simply, we're meant to have sex. Sex feels good. We naturally love sex. Although, some may choose to never have sex. We think dirty thoughts because of how we function, hormones and all that great stuff you learned about in sex education. In fact, these thoughts aren't dirty at all, they're normal but we understand why sex isn't promoted in this day and age.

Yeah so, how old are you?

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Originally Posted by Levian

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Originally Posted by Rye

I get them in my pants...




pocket. I always keep them in there. ;D ;D

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You didn't answer why, Rye.

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Maybe when you're older, dear. :)

dirtty thoughts are for horny horny people who like thinking nasty about poeple:bigsmile:

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Originally Posted by ^^~*M0oNLigHt~Rac00n*~<3

Speaking of dirty thoughts, Rye, who's that chick in your sig? ;o She's hot. I wanna do things to her... ;)

Like compare her to a comic book character that I think looks like her /hmm ^_^

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she reminds you of Death too?!

I get them from water balloons and smelley diapers. :bigsmile:

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Anyway, dirty thoughts come from sex-induced people.

I don't get them. Sometimes the people in my head get naked and splay themselves over pool tables and cars. They do it, not me.



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