If you could Flava Flav for a day...

Do fun stuff. Go to Janice Dickinson's house. :p

*Solicits help from EoFF community! We need to perform a Janice Dickinson intervention for Dagger!

I LOVE FLAVA FLAV. The words "Flava Flav!!!" are drawn and underlined on my computer monitor.

I'd make him do a Strangelove II

I'd ask him to take me to Red Lobster, eat, have him pay the check, then dash off at the speed of light.

I'd murderize the guy. His teeth freak me out.

Mug him during the last minute or so. Or auction his clock on eBay.