Summon:Pebble- a pebble falls on the enemy and inflict instant complete game. You can start with this summon.
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Summon:Pebble- a pebble falls on the enemy and inflict instant complete game. You can start with this summon.
Summon: Stacy's Mom - The singer of Stacy's mom comes out and sings the song until the opposing side is so annoyed they kill themselves. (Now you know how much I "Love" this song)
I summon poop dog, the dog comes up and is covered in poop. The enemies flee.
No but really I'd make strength plus, spirit plus, and vit plus to go with the master purple materia!
Summon: Great Holy: Angel comes from the sky to blast everything. ^__^
BOOM. Ha.
Pie Materia- pie rains from the skys which makes everybody happy. Except Sephiroth, cause he's a bitch.
Summon: Michael Jackson (white form), Michael Jackson comes moonwalking from a rip in space towards the enemy, he spins around and does a dance, after warming up he does unimaginable horrors to the opponent leaving them with a random scale of 1-100% damage, the chance of higher damage depending on how many times you flushed the shinra toilet.
Summon: Addict: brainwashes enemy into taking an overdose of Potions and killing itself.
Summon - Drummer Jack
-Summons a mad bongo-drummer who hits his enemies VERY fast, and the 9999:s totally fill the screen.
He keeps doing this for about one minute, causing about 10 000 000 000 000 000 DMG! :D
MP Cost: 900
Independant-Immune. Renders you immune to poison and gravity and gains complete immunity to all elements as you level it up. (take THAT boss monsters!)
Command-Fly. Enables user to fly around and can be used as an excuse as to why everyone can fly around in the movie. Earth, wind, and gravity do no damage, since you're magically flying.
Teleport: Automatically does the game for you, teleports you to the end of the end of the game! Haha, actaully i wouldn't use that..........
Actually if you were flying Wind would deal more damage to you.
well he said thats because your magically flying. i can see how it works.
randomness summon materia: summons a slot machine which has 1,000s of different random outcomes. including ozzy ozbourne biting everyones head off (which unfourtunately results in a game over.) also including theres also a chance of the slot machine summoning the almighty. *drum rolls.*
easter bunny! and as well as hugging and giving your enemies chocolate he also does various unnamable horrors. yay for bunnies!
It's one of the effects of the materia. (Protection from wind, gravity, and earth.)Quote:
Actually if you were flying Wind would deal more damage to you.
Summon: Lips: Giant lips come out of nowhere and kiss your party's ass giving them all their limit breaks immediately.
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Originally Posted by gyrus