My neighbor is the cat lady from A Clockwork Orange.
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My neighbor is the cat lady from A Clockwork Orange.
No, but I have come across some nails. I guess they wanted to surprise me...those tricksters. :greenie:Quote:
Originally Posted by Decessus
I never really talk to my neighbours. But they are really nice. Theres an old couple on one side who love looking after my Rabbit when we go on Holiday, and they keep all our mail and keep the house safe etc, and we do the same when they go away. :)
On the other side is a younger family, with a chav little boy who, a year ago, threw things at our windows.
I saw into his window once from my garden, and I saw a 50 cent poster. I lost all respect for him.
One morning they played Keane. It was like.. 8am. My room is really close to their conservatory where the music was. Ive never gotten out of bed so quick xD
One is a spoiled idiot brat who is goign to be in jail as soon as he turns 18, the rest are old people.
IF YOU HATE 50 CENT YOUVE GOT TASTE! AND YOU SHOULD RUNOVER THAT LITTLE CHAV!
My street is a freak fest everything form drunken bastards to drug addicts which is funny cuz i live in a safe part of town but my street is crazy sometimes...
I watched thisdrunken fool walk or dance down my street and start yelling at none existent people and treees also my dad... very funny.
i love my neighbors but i hate the children or just one of them i hate hoverers who always want to take my stuff danm that little boy danm him to hell!!!!! everyone else i like a lot of New orleans relatives moved in after the hurrican there all really nice and funny.:)
There is clearly something living in that large head of his though. I think he's communicating with that. I think the issue is that the reason why his legs are so short, is because his overly large head, due to the beast residing in it, is weighing down the rest of his body, an pushing his legs down into squat position. He's not pleased about this, so when he gets in a rage, he shouts an screams at the demon, an hits his head with objects, in an attempt to hurt it. But this only serves to make his head swell.The demon further provokes him by saying things like: "Your neighbours think you're a freak" "No they don't! they think I'm disabled, THEY PITY ME" "HA HA that's what you think, their telling the people of the internets that you're just a freak, an you're not really disabled". "They only pity themselves for having to live in close proximity to you, they wish you'd turn upon your little legs, an get the hell out of here, nobody likes to see the freak show all year round bub."Quote:
Originally Posted by LUKEJAKE17do you really? please answer! oh and i forgot to tell everyone about this freak with a massive head (no he hasnt got a health problem) who screeams and growls and swears and he has no one in the house but himself!? and he throws things!Quote:
Originally Posted by Araciel
Me an my brother helped my sister quit, by setting traps for her at the top of the stairs. If she eventually made it downstairs, an put it on, we would throw a quilt over her head, an roll her round in it. It worked a treat!Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
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Originally Posted by LUKEJAKE17
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Originally Posted by Annoying girls at my school
You should say: "Appreciate this" an then stamp on their toes!Quote:
Originally Posted by Hambone
YEAH!. any way christmas would agree theres nothing wrong with hating neighbours!
christmas hates everything.
i like christmas...
I don't have any neighbours!
I'm watching my neighbours right now
One group of neighbors all work for Budweiser. The others are equally uninteresting.