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There are hundreds of brilliant Simpsons quotes. Homer's responsible for quite a few, but a number of the background characters have great lines too.
A personal favourite of mine would be an exchange between Fat Tony and Johnny Tightlips, being attacked by an unknown assailaint:
Fat Tony: Johnny Tightlips, can you see the shooter?
Johnny: I see a lot of things. :shifty:
:D
I want a single plum soaked in perfume and served in a man's hat
My sig theme says it all :p
Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."
:D
Nelson: Hey Bart your epidermis is showing
Bart: it is
Nelson: See your epidermis is your hair so its tech. true.
Bart falls to ground.
Nelson: 1 sec. Ha Ha
Milhouse: Hey Nelson ... i think Barts really hurt.
Nelson: I said HA HA ...
"He's history's greatest monster!"
- A random guy talking about Jimmy Carter.
Later on in that episode (Or maybe it's a different one... I'm not sure) a gun shot is heard and another gangster finds Johnny bleeding on the floor.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cz
Gangster: What happend?! Did you get shot?!
Johnny: I ain't saying nothin'!!
Gangster: but what will I tell da' docter?
Johnny: Tell 'im suck a lemon!
The best quotes Simpsons have done is Bart's phone calls particually...
Bart: Is there a Mr. Jass there? His frist name's "Hugh"
Moe: Hang on! (Out loud) HUGH JASS!!! Yeah I'm looking for a Hugh Jass!! Someone check the men's room for a Hugh Jass!
Man: I'm Hugh Jass!
Moe: phone.
Hugh: (On phone) Hello this is Hugh Jass.
(Bart's face falls as his joke backfires on him)
I saw that episode the other day xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Topcat
my quote totally PWNS all o yours
"doh"
oh dont hate
Homer: Doughnuts, is there anything they can't do?
Mindy: can't talk eating .
Mindy: Double glaze ... Aaaahhhhhh ....
Homer: (singing) My baloney has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R, My baloney has a second name, it's H-O-M-E-R.
"Someone broke the toilet!" I dont' really watch Simpsons much.
Krusty's plane, the "I'm-on-a-Rolla-Gay!" :D