let's go to the movies

That's probably the only good suggestion we'll ever get.

Hmm, now should I? . . . ah heck, what's another cast list among the peers?
Here goes:

For Tifa, I'm not sure if Rachael Leigh Cook could handle the fight scenes, I've never seen her fight.
Mr. T and MCD are too old to playin' Barret the Bullet.
Zhang Ziyi from Rush Hour 2 as Yuffie.

No choice but John-Rhys Davis as Heidegger.
Milla Jovovich as Scarlet?

Now I'm drawing a blank.

Hmm. :plotting:

Now that I think about, I could see Ron Pearlman as Rude. He had the right look in Blade II as the skinhead vampire, Reinhardt. That combined with the laconic low-key sense of humor he showed in Hellboy would be just about right.