Dear Mr. Elbro...

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Originally Posted by Jackpot

"Buy volcano insurance"!!! Sounded smart at the time...until i realized i live in Texas T_T.

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You totally stole that from Family Guy.

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The weirdest thing was probably something about a penis enlargement. I'm a lady dammit!

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Oh, man, tell me about it. "DarkLadyNyara, Enlarge your penis with [insert product here]!"
Does the "Lady" tell them nothing?

Then there are the "Meet Christian Singles In Your Area!" ones. :rolleyes2 Like I'd ever trust a dating service that would accept me.