what is the most sadistic and inhuman action?

Drawing and quarting was considered the worst possible and most painful punishment there was.

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1. Dragged on a hurdle (a wooden frame) to the place of execution (drawn).
2. Hanged by the neck, but removed before death (hanged).
3. Disembowelled, and the genitalia and entrails burned before the victim's eyes (The other organs were torn out).
4. Beheaded and the body divided into four parts (quartered).

The head and quarters were parboiled to prevent them rotting too quickly and then displayed upon the city gates as a grim warning to all.
At some point in this agonising process, the prisoner inevitably died of strangulation and/or haemorrhage and/or shock and damage to vital organs.

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glad that i got some truly inhuman actions, but most were not what i was looking for and it's my fault, sorry. the revized question is...

what is the most sadistic, inhumane, and idiotically funny thing that you can do?

i like the barbie song, and of course, the babies in the catapult thing.

AND NO HURTING ANIMALS...i like animals.

Beating an obese individual with a can of Crisco until they die

Putting a baby in a blender

Hanging a rabbit on the radio antenna while driving down the highway

Squeezing a bird until it explodes in giant fury of bird crap - aimed specifically at someone's head

Taking a shop-vac to someone's face while sleeping

Microwaving your aunt's toy poodle

Put tacks in people's toast

Capsasian cream in someone's contact case

Vaseline the stearing wheel and gearshift

Mass Genocide, do it to the right group and it's hilarious.

Inhuman... sadistic... idiotically funny...

http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthrea...pelled+Grenade

Found it.

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Beating an obese individual with a can of Crisco until they die

Putting a baby in a blender

Hanging a rabbit on the radio antenna while driving down the highway

Squeezing a bird until it explodes in giant fury of bird crap - aimed specifically at someone's head

Taking a shop-vac to someone's face while sleeping

Microwaving your aunt's toy poodle

Put tacks in people's toast

Capsasian cream in someone's contact case

Vaseline the stearing wheel and gearshift

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If you find that funny, I don't want to know what you do when you're upset. o_O

Tie someone to a car and start driving just a bit slower than said person is able to run. Optimally, the person would run for a few miles, then fall. You can figure out the rest by yourself.

Homework. :)

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Originally Posted by Kentarou

Inhuman... sadistic... idiotically funny...

http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthrea...pelled+Grenade

Found it.

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Beating an obese individual with a can of Crisco until they die

Putting a baby in a blender

Hanging a rabbit on the radio antenna while driving down the highway

Squeezing a bird until it explodes in giant fury of bird crap - aimed specifically at someone's head

Taking a shop-vac to someone's face while sleeping

Microwaving your aunt's toy poodle

Put tacks in people's toast

Capsasian cream in someone's contact case

Vaseline the stearing wheel and gearshift

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If you find that funny, I don't want to know what you do when you're upset. o_O

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I FOUND ALL OF THAT FUNNY...but i like animals!

-Watching Tentacle and bondage hentai on a daily basis.

-Doing the latter in real life and love it.

-Getting obssessed with the above and start to get horny.

-Get sent to jail for it and still feel happy.

-get hanged for it and still feel happy.

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Originally Posted by Omnislasher Draco

-Watching Tentacle and bondage hentai on a daily basis.

-Doing the latter in real life and love it.

-Getting obssessed with the above and start to get horny.

-Get sent to jail for it and still feel happy.

-get hanged for it and still feel happy.

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Bondage, tentacles, and asphyxiation fetishes are really not that extreme.

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Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

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Originally Posted by Omnislasher Draco

-Watching Tentacle and bondage hentai on a daily basis.

-Doing the latter in real life and love it.

-Getting obssessed with the above and start to get horny.

-Get sent to jail for it and still feel happy.

-get hanged for it and still feel happy.

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Bondage, tentacles, and asphyxiation fetishes are really not that extreme.

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meaning I need to say that you take a knife, stab it into someone's chest, drag it down to open a hole in the middle, tear it wider(blood gushing everywhere,obviously), reach your hands into it, find any organ you can touch and tear it out with full force while listening to the screaming of the victim and feel as though you are in paraidse, continue tearing off the internal organs though the person is already dead, cut off his you-know-where if he is a man, gouge out his eyes, chop off his ears, slice off his tongue and as a finishing touch, chop the body into countless pieces and stab the knife on the only complete forehead of the victim's skull is extreme?

stand someone in water until eventually their feet start to rot away, takes time but the results make it worth it.

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Originally Posted by Omnislasher Draco

meaning I need to say that you take a knife, stab it into someone's chest, drag it down to open a hole in the middle, tear it wider(blood gushing everywhere,obviously), reach your hands into it, find any organ you can touch and tear it out with full force while listening to the screaming of the victim and feel as though you are in paraidse, continue tearing off the internal organs though the person is already dead, cut off his you-know-where if he is a man, gouge out his eyes, chop off his ears, slice off his tongue and as a finishing touch, chop the body into countless pieces and stab the knife on the only complete forehead of the victim's skull is extreme?

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Booing at the special olympics

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Originally Posted by Nominus Experse

Taking a shop-vac to someone's face while sleeping

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I lolled so hard.

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Originally Posted by Twisted Tinkerbell

stand someone in water until eventually their feet start to rot away, takes time but the results make it worth it.

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Ew.