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"Is that you Rajar? You sound like Rajar, are you sure your not him?"
Roomies ...
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" Don't drink and drive, you might spill your beer"
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"Ingrid? Bergman? From the cave?"
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" Sex is alot like Pizza, when its good, its great. When its bad, its still pretty good "
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Someone paid a make-up artist, how much money to make her look like she's got a zit in the middle of her head.
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''If your parents didn't have any children, chances are you won't either.''
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"Don't put too much petrol in your car, or you won't be able to get in it".
Wise words indeed.
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"In life he was a living legend. In death, nothing has changed..." :confused: I read it in a magazine. Apparently someone said that on live tv ages ago.
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When someone begins to learn something difficult, I always just say: "Don't worry. It's like sex. It doesn't make a lick of sense until you just do it."
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Dad: You'll break the chair doing that.
Me: I'll break your smurfing neck.
Mum: I shouldn't stand for that if I were you.
Dad: I'm not, I'm sitting down.
Well it was funny when it happened about 5 minutes ago :bigsmile:
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"Never underestimate the power of stupid."
It's more of an awakening that anything. Seriously, my car went up in flames last year cause of someone stupid.
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"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers." is the full quote, I believe.
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what if i dont want to post once every 10 posts huh. what if i want to post once every 7
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Then someone warns and Leeza drives up in the Catmobile, and mauls you with her big CKlaws.
