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I think she should more than smack you. You make a lot of weird threads, but this one takes the cake. A guy with absolutely no knowledge or experience in a topic like childbirth has the gull to make such a statement as why do women make such a fuss? The pain of contractions is unbearable (nevermind the actually popping out of the baby), but of course, we really have no choice but to do just that...22 hours for me before having to have a C-section.Quote:
Originally Posted by SammieBabe
I am afraid I would...Quote:
Originally Posted by Anaisa
I just LOVE chocolate cake! :drool:
Leeza wins everything.
My mom's had only c-sections, and even those aren't pleasant at all.
I dont think I can even imagine how hard and painful it must be to do something like Child birth...Although it makes me cringe watching child birth happen.
I was lucky enough to have short labors, but I also had two nine pound babies. (Yes, that's big, for those of you unfamiliar with babies). I also didn't have epidurals. Contractions are the most excruating thing a woman can endure, and I'm not going to get into how bad pushing hurts...Quote:
Originally Posted by LeezaI think she should more than smack you. You make a lot of weird threads, but this one takes the cake. A guy with absolutely no knowledge or experience in a topic like childbirth has the gull to make such a statement as why do women make such a fuss? The pain of contractions is unbearable (nevermind the actually popping out of the baby), but of course, we really have no choice but to do just that...22 hours for me before having to have a C-section.Quote:
Originally Posted by SammieBabe
So when you can squeeze a pineapple through your nostril, we'll talk.
Were your babies spiney? :OQuote:
Originally Posted by SammieBabe
I was 10 pounds at birth and my mom's about 5 feet tall. Maybe shorter.
It was like fitting squeezing a bike through a bendy-straw.
I can't see the fuss at all.
This made me laugh for quite a while.Quote:
Originally Posted by Devil Man
Look, I will never have to go through childbirth, and I'm not going to give examples about how painful it it, because I honestly don't know of a good enough comparison. It sounds and seems to me to be one of those undescribable things in life (and this is assuming we're only talking about childbirth, not the "fun" stuff that a woman goes through the nine months before). So I guess I'll just end by saying you seem woefully ignorant of anything to do with the subject, and as such really shouldn't be complaining about it in any way.
Oh no, I'm 5 feet tall. xD And for the record, my Mom had an emergency C-Section with me, but even THAT'S painful too. They cut into your skin while you're awake (with my Mom, they were like "WE'RE CUTTING INTO YOUR FIRST LAYER OF SKIN, MISS!" and she was like "Oh god, don't tell me! ;____;") and stick a huge needle into your spine and gaaah. ;__;
My mom didn't want to get a C-Section, so they took a plunger to my head. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
Rye, you are truly awesome-sauce and just reading your Posts fills me with joy every sweet day... But I am sorry to hear of the agony of your mother :( At least she gave birth to something truly wonderous! :thumb: A Living, Breathing, Beautiful, Gorgeous Goddess of whom only the Legends tell Tales! :hyper:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
chocolate cake is man made.....did you ever see a chocolate cake tree.....no....so there......hahahah......Quote:
Now... you must understand... Devil Man LOVES women! Yes! He adores women and thinks they are the greatest of all Mother Natures creations! Even better then chocolate cake!
even though i like your style....i have to disagree....so i dont get in trouble with the feminists in the forum...or dudes or jsu regular women.....but nevermind......Quote:
A child is a gift of Mother Nature! You should pop out a baby with a smile on your face, oh beautiful goddesses! You should not whinge about how painful it is. You should go *pop!*, grin and hold baby proudly in your arms! ( A Devil Baby ---> )
once i saw a video......of some chick givin birht.....most disgustin thing ever...........barf.....i like had no sex for like a week cuz i was so freaked out....so now i always wear like 10 condoms......Quote:
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Go witness a natural birth with no epidural. Then come back and tell me that birth isn't that painful
and when i emerged from the surface of the earth....i was 10 pounds 2 ounces or somthin...i dunno....defintely 10 though.....now im 165 pounds and countin....none of its fat though....im pretty ripped......i have perfectly chisselled abs.....hahahahahahaha......
yeh....so anyway.....childbirth barf.......and kids.....double barf.....i hate kids.....
Bunch of sissys. I can take it. I'm a MAN.
You ARE? :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by here is a swell fellow
Prepare for tons of users to be pissed at you.Quote:
Originally Posted by here is a swell fellow