Joke time?!?!dsafffffffffffffff

An Englishman, Irishman, and Iraqiman were in a bar.
The Englishman suddennly knocked his glass on the floor, breaking it.
Irishman and Iraqiman: Why did you do that?
Englishman: Well we have so many glasses in my country we can afford to waste some.
Then the Irishman poured all his drink on the floor.
Englishman and Iraqiman: Why did you do that?
Irishman: Because we've got so much beer in our country we can afford to waste some
Then the Iraqiman pulled at a gun and shot the Englishman and Irishman
Englishman and Irishman: Why did you do that?
Iraqiman: Because we've got so many foreigners in our country we can afford to waste some.

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It was mixin' my toasties." (Myxomatosis)

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hahahahhaha....this made me laugh alot....hahahha....good one....

here are all the ones i know.

a man walks into a bar. ow.

3 men walk into a bar. ow...ow...ow.

a blonde walks into a bar. owch my arm!...or head...er...head!

i could have sworn i knew more than this. let me think. ah. here are two long ones.

3 pigs walk into a bar.
the first and second order the soup of the day for a starter.
the third says "water. lots and lots of water."
the 1st and 2nd have a normal main course and the 3rd pig says.
"just water. lots and lots of water."
and he says the same for the desert. the bartender asks him
"may i ask why you had so much water?"
"well one of us had to go wee wee wee all the way home!"

(a joke about one of those kiddy songs. you know "this little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home E.C.T)

and heres one you may know about pandas.

a panda walks into the bar and asks for bamboo shoots and vegetables.
the bartender serves him and when the panda finishes eating, he pulls out a gun and shoots the bartender dead.
a man runs in and says "what did you do that for?!" but the panda just walked out.
he looked up pandas in the dictionary and it said
"Panda- it eats chutes and leaves."