Squall discovers his arm pit fetish and spends teh entire game trying to hump Rinoa's arm pit. Rinoa says something about Squall being weird, but he just says something about it being for the greater good. Ultimecia returns and says that she want in on the action. The party tells Ulty that she has to drop that whole lame pronouncing "C" stuff with a "K". After all this is Final Fantasy, not Mortal Kombat.
So where was I? Oh--yeah, some sexy stuff goes down for awhile. Though, all the stuff is weird fetish stuff, and I think this may be the first FF game that will be rated Adult. ****, if they thought the whole "Hot Coffee" was bad, wait untill the see some hot, sexy FF action!
Which reminds me of this funny story one time. edczxcvbnm and I were playing Parasite Eve. We had a Cure song on called "The Kiss", which features a very dramatic guitar. The scary thing was that the song synched with the opening FMV where everyone gets burned to death because of the midiclorians or something. Yeah, that was pretty screwed up.
So what does this have to do with FFVIII-2 or anything else? Well, Parastive Eve was a testing ground for FFVIII. I mean, if they made PE3 (that's Parastive Eve 3--NOT Physical Education 3rd period) it would be, like, a testing ground for FFVIII-2. Like, it would be all cool.
Man, why does Squall wear that Charlie Brown shirt in all those flashbacks. I mean, all those scenes were dramatic...and the only thing I could think of is Squall going, "Sis...where are you?...Good Grief!" as he goes to kick a football and Selphie pulls it out right before Squall kicks it.
Maybe that should be the whole sequel! I mean, what if everyone decided to play pranks on Squall? They would sit there and count how many times he says "Whatever..." I mean, Squall feels all better now, right?
Anyway, yeah, I think they should totally make another Indiana Jones movie.