Do Mermaids deserve Human Rights?

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Depends if it's the mermaid with the lady top and the fish body or the fish top and lady bottom.

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theres advantages/disadvantages to each of those...but...mermaids try to kill you with theire sexyness....but..i spose theres worse ways to die.....ya...but...mermaids deserve human rights...but what about seahags???i think htey should be killed....

Salads can be juicy?

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Originally Posted by Lindy

I'm not sure whether I'm more worried by the concept of the thread or the fact that people are acting as if Mermaids are real.

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I'm doing so for the sake of argument.

*fumes*

What do you think we are, in Junior Kindergarden?

Animal rights.

The top half deserves human rights while the bottom half deserves to be grilled.

Assuming they existed, and had the same intellectual capacity as humans, yes.

They deserve merfolk rights. Anything related to their upper body deserves human rights and their bottoms deserve animal rights. Meaning that it is legal to have sex with the upper half while grilling the bottom half.

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Originally Posted by Lindy

This is...I mean but...

This is just too surreal to respond to.

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Originally Posted by Lindy

I'm not sure whether I'm more worried by the concept of the thread or the fact that people are acting as if Mermaids are real.

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If it's too surreal, why did you post? TWICE. NAKED.

I say human rights, because...actually I dunno. I don't think it'd be fair for them to have human and animal. Besides, human rights pretty much covers it all anyway.

It's a moot point since mermaids will never consort with humans anyway. We all know that eating a mermaid's flesh will grant a human immortality, and c'mon, that's got to be scary stuff on their end.

I think they should have rights, but at the same time I think we should take their children away and have them raised by caring, human families.

Because we are better at raising their children than they are.

This raises such questions too such as: Does Bat Boy get treated as a human minor or bat minor should he be arrested for *insert petty crime here*?

Take care all.

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Originally Posted by The Captain

This raises such questions too such as: Does Bat Boy get treated as a human minor or bat minor should he be arrested for *insert petty crime here*?

Take care all.

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HIJACKING! OH MY GOD HIJACKING!

I'm sure we could get them to lift Titanic for us if they all pulled on 3. I mean, we can't give them rights before exploiting them for a few years first. This is just the natural flow of such things.

They should get mermaid rights!

They're fish people, not human beings. So I would think not. Life is such a sad, sad thing. Especially for those mermaids. They do taste delicious on the grill though. Has been a few hundred years since I tasted one.