What if Lucrecia ended up with Vincent?
What if RedXIII couldn't talk? :eek:
Printable View
What if Lucrecia ended up with Vincent?
What if RedXIII couldn't talk? :eek:
:eek: Sephi would take the opertunity (sp?sorry) to poison us all somehowQuote:
Originally Posted by Cezanzo
what if zack didn't die?!
what if ruby weapon did the macarena?!
what if emerald weapon drowned?!:p
What if Cloud filed his chin
what if Kadaj had tripped over and drowned in the water at the forgotten city, and noone could help him
What if Sephiroth had been a decent villain?
What if Cait Sith were Cloud's true love?
What if Cloud killed Aerith?
What If Marlene, Denzel, And Shelke Made the Gulwings :eek:
What if Zack was the main character... It would be a game full of cheesy plotholes and random events, knowing MY scripting...
Zack: Damn comotose Cloud. Never stuck his neck out for me...EVER! I could either kill him now and be that crappy game's new main character or end up helping him to Midgar and being shot down in the process...
And things ****ed up from Day 1.
(Beginning of the game...)
Barret: Hey, spikey-head, get yer ass down here!
Zack: Why should I?
Barret: ...........awww, ****!
(Scene where he fell on the church's flower bed.)
Zack: Hmmm, thank you, kind stranger. You seem familiar somehow.
Aeris: Is it you, Zack?
Zack: Aeris? Last time I saw you, you and that guy Cloud were hanging out at that weird Inn. Honeybee, was it?
Aeris: He didn't mean anything to me...
Zack: Sure he did. You even spread your....
Aeris: ZACK!!!
And, yet, FF7's new Zack remake got even more awkward.
(Shinra HQ...you know which scene...)
Zack: Hmmm...Tifa, you seem familiar as well.
Tifa: Of course. I was in "Midgar's Monthly Whores". I was Ms. January, March, June AND September.
Zack: Ahhhh, and the part where you spread your...
Aeris: ZACK!!!
Red XIII: Wasn't a BLONDE supposed to rescue us?
Barret: Well, those %^&* %#$&ers at Square thought that this #$%^ing *&%$@#$ was better than that last %^&$er that applied for main character. Frankly, I liked that last guy like a brother. He was always one bad mother-
Zack: Shut your mouth!
And the game gets worse...
(Dream where Aeris left for Ancient City)
Aeris: I have to leave now for reasons beyond sex.
Zack: WAIT!!! I can change! I just sent out for "natural enhancement", whatever THAT is.
Aeris: I realize I must save the world somehow before Sephiroth activates his voice-activated time bomb.
Zack: When will you return?
Aeris: Just after I ...talk... to him.
Zack: You'd better not spread your...
Aeris: ZACK!!! That is none of your business!
Zack: Okay, but you'd better not let him pierce you with his long sword in the literal sense.
Aeris: Well, I won't promise anything, but I'll tell you this, I won't be alive during the 2nd disc.
Zack: I see. Well, come 3rd disc, I'll be finding some hidden secret method involving a general in order to ressurect you.
Aeris: Yeah, like THAT'll happen.
It won't end there, folks.
(Final battle, confrontation with Sephiroth.)
Sephiroth: Why do you want to kill me?
Zack: You forgot my name!
Sephiroth: Well, I can't expect to memorize the name of every bastard who tries to kill me, you know.
Zack: And if I write down my name, will you remember?
Sephiroth: Would you?
Zack: My FULL name?
Sephiroth: Please?
Zack: Want me to include my phone number?
Sephiroth: Well, we haven't been toether since the Nibelhiem massacre. You obviously have stories to tell.
Zack: 'Kay, see ya. Sorry for the misunderstanding.
Sephiroth: Call me sometime.
Well, maybe it would've been a lot different than my version, but I like mine better. Oh, and I'm sorry for wasting space.
WARNING: This post may have contained violence, profanity and sexual references and should not have been read by anyone.
What if Tifa was flat chested?
That would seriously kill the series.
Sorry to say, but I agree. Tifa's bust practically MADE the series. (Let's not get into EXTREMELY intimate chat here.) Tifa's Limit Breaks were kinda useless in the manner that it was a total gamble between full power Final Heaven or a single Beat Rush. Her actual character was average and unnoticable. She had no unique qualities aside from the potential full damage of Final Heaven, but that's a helluva struggle on its own.
Without her large breasts, she would have no part in FFVII. Tifa fans can give me 3 reasons to believe in her, if they disagree. (Tifa fanboys only notice 1 thing in her too.) But, I'm more of an Aeris fan.
What if there were no tissues ??
What if Corneo and heidagger hooked up?:sweat:
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterX