Originally Posted by
themagicroundabout
One day, Duncan invited Evastio over to their house to plot graphs with kikimm. Unfortunately, Duncan didn't know that Evastio had a traumatic event involving a cabbage.
*flashback*
Evastio was hanging out at the Butlins and watching Everybody Loves Raymond when he was hit in the head with a prosthetic limb. After regaining conciousness, Evastio found themself locked in a Old Library being held prisoner by Levian. Levian demanded to know where Jesus Stick was and why Evastio was hiding it from them. Evastio screamed, "You can't harm me, I have wings of steel!" but Levian wasn't buying it. Levian proceeded to torture Evastio with a coffe mug and saxaphone. Just when it looked like Evastio was at his end, Traffic burst into the Old Library, riding a giraffe and shouting, "And I'd have gotten away with it, if it weren't for those meddlin' kids!!" Traffic jumped off of the giraffe and attacked Levian. Levian defended with the coffe mug and saxaphone and knocked Traffic off-balance! Just when all looked bleak for Traffic Evastio broke free and obliterated Levian with an attack of large cuckoo leg delivered right to Levian's earlobe.
Traffic and Evastio left the Old Library on Traffic's giraffe and rode back to Traffic's secret lair in Norway. To calm Evastio, Traffic gave Evastio some milk. Since it was getting late, Traffic made a dinner of hot cross bun and toasted sandwhich which Evastio devoured. After dinner, Evastio, seeing the desire in Traffic's eyes, Quaffed, sending Evastio over the edge. Traffic produced a cabbage and gives Evastio a devilish wink and beckons Evastio to follow into the Bedroom.
*end flashback*
What did Traffic do to Evastio in the Bedroom in Norway that has Evastio so scarred that they can't even speak of it? I don't know. Why don't you ask Evastio?
Sweet. :cool:
