Last year I cut my thumb with a mechanical pencil while taking notes in class. It was close to the knuckle, so for three weeks every time I bent my finger it would start stinging and bleeding :-\
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Last year I cut my thumb with a mechanical pencil while taking notes in class. It was close to the knuckle, so for three weeks every time I bent my finger it would start stinging and bleeding :-\
Dare I even say where?
I don't lick envelopes ever since cloning became possible.
TRUST NO ONE
A paper cut under my fingernail. It was impossible to use that finger for a month, and I cut it on the shower curtain. Now I am afraid of lots of bath-time things... like shampoo bottles with flipping lid T_T
Quick put sugar on your tongue! Next time use a sponge or a tissue :)
I've been shot in the arse and bollocks before. With a paintball. The arse stung, but the bollock shot paralyzed me for a fair few seconds.
I've done that before too! It ruins many foods. :(
Once whilst shaving my legs I've slipped with the razor and cut through my fingernail. Seriously ow.
Oh, and I'd just like to point out that whoever made :jess: a post icon is my hero. :jess:!
I was at a party once and I had lots of soda (yes, really soda, no alcohol was involved in this, it was a dinner party for my mom's friend's birthday) and I was really hyper and I crushed the glass I had been drinking from in my hand. Ironically, I had said earlier that night that someone was eventually going to break a glass, just because that sort of stuff happens. Anyway, got some nice cuts in my hand, still have a barely visible scar in my right middle finger.
I was hoping it was my envelope, as punishment for losing my address. *flick*
I always burn my tongue with the tea, coffee.. etc. I also once had a tiny tany part of my bed's head wood in my middle fingure, my hand was parallised for 3 days, so annoying. XD
I used to cut myself all the time while shaving, but now I am better at it ^_^
I get papercuts when I try to read class assignments, so I've stopped reading them.
Not paper cut on tongue but Lid cut? and I well my cat clung onto my back once like a evil alien ar somthing and I had claw marks all up and down my back I did scream like a girl it scared me bad...I did train her to do so, I ramble to much...I know it is a bad habbit but...
You loser.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
I did that once before. =D