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Leviathan married her because eight hands come in handy in the bedroom. They seized power in a military coup. Easy when none of the summons know reflect.
Here's one that's always pissed me off: why does cid insist on jumping overboard with the bomb? Couldn't he just, you know, throw the bomb?
Because Cid's beard got tangled with the bomb and he ended up throwing himself overboard instead of just the bomb.
Why can Edwards music kill monsters?
Cus he sucks.
Why doesn't FuSoYa's Meteo kill him during a normal battle, but Tellah's kills him against Golbez.
Because FuSoYa is a moon man.
Why do Rosa's arrows seem to never hit at all?
it adds to her helpless nature of being rescued.
when tellah used meteo why did it relese Kain and not golbez?
Kain isn't a Lunarian.
Where can you find the Hand Axe in the SNES Version?
Right in the axes section
Duh
Why is Edge such a pedophile? (Rydia + Edge)
It's not becuase he likes them young, it's cause she's a summoner. He's into kinky things.;)
How come FFIV is the only game that allows you to revive a character by smacking them upside the head with a frying pan? (Would have loved to see Cloud try it on Aerith...)
Because Yang was never dead, he was in a room full of nymphos with wings, who wouldn't want to leave?
Why does the American version get the "Crystal Sword" and not the Ragnarock??
The Ragnarok has... no wait. It does have 8 letters. I guess they wanted to make Cecil be equipped with all Crystal Equipment in the NA Version.
Where's the Silence Staff in the SNES Version?
The what? Only edge would want such a stealthy weapon.
But we all know SE hates ninjas, the bastards
Why didnt the monks have any Ki?
Mom Bomb ate all the Ki's.
What's up with Yang's hairdo, anyway?
All Fabulian Monks need to have their hair like that. It's part of their outfit.
How come Porom can equip the Assassin Knife but Palom can't?
Because, its a sublte reference to Poroms homicidal tendencies.
someone can take my Q
How come Tellah is the only Magic Caster that can't equip Bows and Arrows?