The chances of a buttered slice of bread landing on a carpet buttered-side-down is directly proportional to the price of the carpet. :cool:
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The chances of a buttered slice of bread landing on a carpet buttered-side-down is directly proportional to the price of the carpet. :cool:
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Originally Posted by Roto13
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Originally Posted by TrowaBartonIV ^_^
There was that time I had a debating competition to go to back in March and I just happened to be wearing a suit. And that day just happened to be the one with the snow storm that just happened to cancel the competition; the same day it happened that college ended up closed. All this during the day when the buses happened to only run one route, so I got stuck in the town next to my own because the second bus wasn't running. Managed to get a taxi in the end though
Still, I shouldn't complain, that was just a minor inconvenience in the end. Sod's Law is a universal truth though.
First period:
I had lost my History book, and I asked everyone in my class if they had saw it. "No."
Second Period: 1º day of school:
"Oh this book isnt yours? It was with me all the time!:laughing: "
Me::sweatdrop At least she gaved me the book when I alredy dont need it.
Tests are only a certain percentage of your grade. If you fail because of them, it means you are getting bad grades elsewhere, like your homework or other assignments. If you get grounded for bad grades, you have only yourself to blame. Not your father, who is simply trying to teach you the value of doing well in school. You'll thank him someday, hopefully.Quote:
Originally Posted by ~*~Celes~*~I've tried studying, it only makes my grades worse. I get everything confused.Quote:
Originally Posted by blimShould have studied thenQuote:
Originally Posted by ~*~Celes~*~My dad has a bad habit of being a jerk.Quote:
Originally Posted by Renmiri
A year ago I took a trip that was supposed to be good for one of my relationships with a person who I had allowed to grow close to me, something that has happened only three or four times in my entire life. The events that took place before, during, and even after, however, ended up being the catalyst in the end of our relationship and friendship. However, it turned out to be a blessing in disguise, as it allowed me to further my knowledge about who I am and what I want, as well as move on, change myself, and even start anew.
I'm not sure if that was very topical.
That's so true. I find that if I drop buttered bread when standing above something I really don't want to/know I shouldn't get dirty, I'll do something like drop to the floor to catch it. Really extreme measures.Quote:
Originally Posted by Odd Eye