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...dance in front of a mirror.
I travelled back in time to fight as a Roman Gladiator but...
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I went to the wrong place and tima was a male stripper!
so.....
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I took out my socks and put them over my ears like a puppy.
Upon my wall was a spider, who...
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Tapdanced and sang "1000 Words."
After I listened to his performance...
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...I ate him.
When I am alone, I...
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...Dance in my underwear infront of a mirror. :bigsmile:
I found a dead fly in my drink, so I....
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daughter that i birthed while scuba diving in cuba.
all your base...
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...Don't make a good English sentence.
Therefore, we decided to...
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trash the place!
We threw...
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funny llama, fuzzy llama, llama, llama, here's a llama, there's llama, llama, llama, duck!
I threw up because...
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...I accidentally ate your neighbors.
Zombies come from...
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Peanut Butter men!
Who will take over the world unless...
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the penguins do it first!!
There was an orange peel...