Because he's your FATHER! (If you don't know what I'm referring to... than that's just silly).
Why are the golems in FFI naked?
Because he's your FATHER! (If you don't know what I'm referring to... than that's just silly).
Why are the golems in FFI naked?
Because nudists were big back in the day when the game came out, and they couldn't make the characters naked or they would've got sued.
How did the tank boss in VIII survive the first beating by your characters? (Too lazy to remember the name of it)
Luck.
Is Final Fantasy VII the best Final Fantasy game to be released?
Oh HELL NO! It actually makes X-2 look good.
If all 3 bikers in Advent Children were remnants of Sephiroth, how did they decide that Kadaj was in charge?
He was the gayest. The #1 rule of any Final Fantasy is that the one who is most easily made fun of for homosexuality is the head bad guy or antagonist.
If there are no rats s the Summon Cave, how come there are Rat Tails?
Simple there are bats, and bats eat rats, and bats don't like rat tails so they don't eat that part and we all know bats litter.
Why don't the governments threaten the villians with nukes? That always seems to work in real life.
Because they reverse-threaten to blast the government to smithreens with some big bad planet from outer space.
Who would do the thing mentioned above?
Hillary Clinton.
Who is the president of Gaia in FFIX?
I person with a monkey tail who was secretly a penguin.
In FFVIII there were originally 3 Ragnaroks (or more specifically 2 other ships with same design), what happened to them?
They died during childbirth
Who is the president of Gaia in FFIX?
(The questions are getting too serious!!! I have to save the day)
Uehehhrrmmmm, Cid? This is no quiz lol
Why are chocobos invincible?
Because they have the Goldenboco Invinci-chocobuckle-feather equipped.
Lupa lupa lupa lupa lupa?
Lupa lupapa lupa lupa luuuuuuuuuuuuuupaaaaaa!
Why does the Trance Kuja battle theme have this "we will rock you"-styled beat?
Because Kuja's that awesome.
What color hair would Gogo and Quina's baby have?
All colors.
Does anyone know where that quotes is from?
Now, for my REAL question
What is a Cait Sith?
A... cat on an overweight mechanic moogle?
Why do SOLDIER members' eyes become bright blue instead of pink? Jenova is pink. Since they recieve her cells, their eyes should become pink, not blue. But they're blue.:mad2: How come?
cos the men in soldier are all man!!!!! (but the baisic costume consists of pink Y-Fronts)
why make Kuja look like a woman, but Brahanne (sp?) look like Rick Waller wearing a face pack
Because sexual ambiguity sells.
By what unnatural force does Cloud's hair keep so big and pointy?
me
Why is it that FF characters can run FOREVER during gameplay but there are cutscenes of them running maybe 20 feet when they start breathing hard.
Because they have panic attacks when the camera is that close.
Why is Ultimecia such a b*tch?
Bekause she talcs lice this. We do not akkept C and K werbal confusions here. "EoFF. EoFF EoFF EoFF. Kurse EoFF. Swarming lice lokusts throughout this first generation. You disgust me. I shall kommenke time kompression, all existenke denied."
Wark wark warrrrrrrk?
Kweh kweh kweh!
What is the natural lifespan of the North African Cactuar?
2 days. Those Afrikaans love to hunt them.
How can you get a chocobo to stop being afraid of water?
By hugging my great aunt.
What airship has the best in-flight film?
The Alexander. Although, the Blackjack and Dreadnought Leviathan both are said to have good selections too.
Why does Garnet wear orange spandex?
Becuase she thinks she part of the x-men.
How does Quina get from Alexandria to Lindblum before you?
S/he summons a great big frog that gets him/her there in one big hop.
Why is Quina so food-obsessed?
The lust! The gluttony!
Who is the nerdiest of FF nerds?
Brother.
Of all the FF characters to knock off, why didn't they kill Leblanc?
Because then they'd have to deal with Noojie-Woojie.
What would happen to Edea if you took away the big gold thing sticking out of her back?
What WOULDNT happen?
How much does Vivi weigh?
A small food portion enough for Quan to be able to eat him (i know, that wasn't funny)
Um.. i understand ur new around here, dear friend, but usually, one would leave a stupid question to keep the thread going. Just something to keep in mind, if you will.
Thank you and good night.
Shut up, fedigan. Okay.... why doesn't Yuna drown in the water when she and Tidus are making out underwater?Quote:
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Hey dont use my real name! Thats my choice and mine alone! I'll get Quina after you again. :quina:
Cuz shes a secret-blitzer by night.
Why does Barret think its his fault that his town (Corel i think) got destroyed when it clearly isnt?
cause he's retarded
um... why does Locke and Edgar (in ff6) first know about Terra's magic in battle? I used magic so many times outside battle and I didn't use magic in battle for quite a while ago (past the point where they talk about Terra's magical ability).
Umm.. cuz they were pretending to be shocked by her skillz but really werent.
Why is Locke named Locke?
when Locke was born they accidentally locked him in a closet (at the hospital) so they named him Locke. It would have been "Lock" but the person at the hospital didn't know how to spell.
Why is Kuja a crossdresser?
OOH OOH OOH DOUBLE-POST!! IM TELLING!!!!
*cough*
Anyway...
He's not a cross-dresser. He's a practicin nudist, but laws on Gaia are extremely strict so he just grabbed the skimpiest thing he could find.
Is Quina going to eat thehodgepodge37?
Er.. I mean...
Why doesn't Vaan get a shirt?
'cause people kept titty twisting him.
how come there are MILLIONS of pheonix downs but only one pheonix that's a summon, why not a BUNCH?
It's a SCAM Cimanim, IT'S ALL A BIG CONSPIRACY!!! ;_;
Why are there no Panda monsters? :bigsmile:
They are in WC3 and they like it because they BRING PANDA-MONIUM!
Moobs or boobs?
Quoobs.
Is Steiner gay or straight?
Straight! *points at Beatrix* But he might be Bi... We'll never know.
Why is Spira so small?
Why make it bigger?
Are Biran and Yenke gay?
Only when they're lonely. ;)
Why is Rydia's hair green?
Because... Because... SHE'S A FREAK!!!
Why isn't Quina in any FMVs? :(
S/he is... But this is the stupid question/stupid answer thread so...
S/he's too busy eating thehodgepodge37.
Why is it that when you select nothing on the teach me Mogster lessons, his brother STILL says 'Gosh Bro, you sure know a lot...'
Because his bro told him to say so everytime he finishes saying anything.
Gya haa haa?
Kya ha ha!
Why hasn't anyone shot the person who decided to make 4 FF7 sequels?
Didn't you know? Sephiroth decided to make all the sequels... The answer should be clear now....
Kupo, kupo kupo?
...kweh. :eep:
What would a moomba say if it could speak english?
LAGUNA!
Cloud, Squall or Zidane?
Zidane. Emos suck. Emos suck more than a guy with a monkey tail.
Balthier: boxers or briefs?
Boxers.
Fran: Viera armor, swimsuit or naked?
Neither! It's body paint
What happened if Terra turned back to normal halfway through flight?
Then Kefka would be like, 'Dang...'
Why do Moogles say Kupo if Kupo is a name of a moogle?
Because, the mother of this particular moogle, was retarded. The father was dead, and thus, she named it, and all she could say was, "Kupo" and thats how.
How Yuna's hair grow that long in just 2 years? (referring to that ridiculously long pony tail thing)
she summoned it to be like it.
why wouldnt someone use a phoenix down on sephi and bring him back....again, hehe
Because PDs don't work on people who SUCK!
Squall: Misunderstood young adult, or hopelessly emo ass?
Neither. He's a flower-boy.
Doesn't the whole concept of FF10 get cancelled out by its sequel?
Do I need to answer you?
Tifa: Sexy tomboy or sexy girly girl?
Tomboy, definatly.
what's the difference between Squall and Cloud?
One's blonde and 21, the other's brunette and 17. Oh, and one's more depressing than the other. Try and guess who!:bigsmile:
Someone can take my question.
Steiner: Old rusty armor or old legendary armor?
Old rusty armor, legendary armor does not make sounds when you run, duh. :p
Why does Beatrix even have an eyepatch?
because Cloud poked it out when he was snogging her.
help! i can't find Tidu's first overdrive.
Arent you lucky
How does seymour keep his hair in perfect position. Why does it get armor when he transforms now that I think about it
because when two people love each other.... O_o
Cid (ff7), Cid (ff8), or Cid(ff9)?
Cid(FFX).
WHOS IZ TEH CHARGING HIZ LAZUR??
Who else but Steiner?
How can you get Reddas to have a beard and moustache along with his sideburns?
Lock him in a room for a month.
Faramhight, Invincible, Ranarock
Yes.
Why does nobody seem to be asking relevant questions any more?
because everyone's trying to figure out another dumb FF question so they put irrelevant crap down so they can think about it more.
what do you really think kain is doing up in the air when you command him to jump?
Puking.
is this question too stupid to be asked?
Yes. WTF this is the stupid FF forum, not the act like a retard and ignore the rules forum.
Why is Vincent so cool?
Because he has a monotone voice of course.
Why didn't Garnet just shave her head?
Because she isn't a grunger.....yet
Who would win between cloud and Seymore?
I'm pretty sure Seymour would be dead before he could finish casting the spell.
Why do NPCs stand by and watch you die?
because they think it is hilarious
Why is cait sith riding Red 13?
Because they are trying to make it happen...that's why Red13 has kids in the beginning of FFVII:AC...but Cait Sith didn't have as many years, so he died.Quote:
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Who does Cloud marry? Tifa, Aeirths ghost, Yuna, Garnet of other?
All 4 of them,,, he's bored
Why did Vivi marry Quina?
Because he's actually a robot controlled by Hojo
who would most likely do a bitch fight?
Tifa and Scarlet again. Yuh-duh!
Who is the whore of whores?
Seymour off course :D
How many belts does Lulu have?
One for Wakka, one for Tidus, one for yuna....
how did Sephiroth get the Murmusine?
eBay
how does Barrett never run out of bullets?
he uses soil....(FFU BABY!!!)
How can Vivi see?
The kid wears heat goggles
How comes characters can never take a pee?
They pee when we're not playing
Someone take mine
why does Aeris wear pink?
Because really shes depressed and hides it
why does Zell love hot dogs?
because they remind him of men's cocks.
where is Spira?
In my head
WHo are the 4 Elemental Lords?
A gold Chocobo, a moogle, a Highwind airship, and Master TomberryQuote:
Originally Posted by KazexLisa
Why did Garnet cut her hair?
She realized Zidane liked short haired chicks.
Why is it that you can have a character sit in the same place for 5 months and he doesn't die of starvation?
for they are of the unded, who never need to eat.
do the characters ever have orgasms?
yes.... Zidane has them all the time just... offscreen
WHo are thr four Lords of Guadium? (Seeing a theme????)
Storm, Earth, Axe and Fire.
Who heeds the call of Vegnagun?
sin, when it needed something to relieve itself on
why does Tifa have such big boobs?
Hojo experimented on her with a new kind of boob job.
Do the Shinra building toilets work like the Empire Toilets in FF VI?
You really don't want to know!
what have Cloud and Tidus got in common?
They both have a 'U' in their names....
What would happen if Steiner had an erection in his armor?
He'd have a fractured penis.
If cloud and seifer got in a fight and vivi was the referee, who would win?
Vivi.:tongue:
Why does Gilgamesh's shadow move up with him when he jumps?
Because it can't catch up with him.
Why is Gilgamesh such a sword freak?
"...finally, another to add to my sword collection."
If Sephie successfully took over the world, what would be his first ruling?
that crack is legal
has Sephy ever had a haircut?
Yeah, once, but the barber cut his left ear off (they had to sew it back on) so he vowed never to get a haircut again.
Is ExDeath like, a giant, or does he just eat his vegetables?
no, he's just wearing stilts.
have Auron and Aeries ever met?
In the Farplane.
How does Auron lift that big sword with one hand?
It's big. That doesn't mean it's heavy. "As light as a feather, and as hard as dragonscale." The same way Cloud lifts his.
If monsters are just mindless attacking machines, why do they never attack each other?
because mindless machines have a controller
are the Cids related?
Yes One Person..... Alot of Plastic Surgery.....
Why does Odin(FF8) Have Horns (Don't say the obvious...)
They look cool.
Who does Cloud marry?
Your mother
Would tifa ever do yuffie
No, but she'd do YOUR mother.
If Cloud had three heads, would he be 3 times as cool?
No he'd morph into Kuja.
Why does Zidane have a tail?
A little variety in bed.
Why does Vaan wanna be a pirate?
He spent his childhood playing monkey island 1,2 and 3. He imagined it would be something more like that.
how many fingers is kefka holding up?
Just the one. backwards.
is Garland (I) cool?
Not, his armor actually keeps him quite warm.
If Vaan idolizes Monkey Island, will he change his name to Guybrush Threepwood when he gets older?
Whats Monkey Island, Well, I guess he would, but I don't know what monkey Island is.
Why do all the bad guys die in the end, or live and get killed in teh sequel?
....common sense
Is any part of FFX not a direct or obscure allusion to the bible?
yes. When i apere in it
what would happen if Kain jumped in a low cielined building
expect to see brains and blood
If Zell could pick any character to be gay with, who would he pick?
everyone
where does Gilgamesh get his cloves from
He has a machine that makes them.
Is Gilgamesh half-retarded?
No, he's completely retarded.
What's poorer than Excalipoor?
Excalipoorer
if Edge could have a three on one, who would he have it with?
Cecil, Rydia, and Palom (but not Porom) on him.
If Zidane was a woman, who would he marry?
Genome no. 273.
If Mikoto was a man, who would she marry?
Kuja
What is Rikku on
That s***
Why is Cloud and Squall acting like they respect each other in KH2?
Sexual tension.
What other attachments does Barett have for his arm?
only one: a massive dildo.
has barret ever used his massive dildo attachment, and if so, on who?
No. He keeps it in mint condition for best resale value.
What would happen if Tifa wore a 32A?
If she WORE a 32A she would be the most popular character ever.
If she WAS a 32A people would say "Tifa who?"
What would Squall have named his childhood teddy bear?
Marshmellow.
What would happen if Lulu wore a 32A?
We would see less of them
Why dosn't Cloud just fight his way in to Don Conros (i know i spelt it worng) place
He did, but it took longer before he remember to get out of his girly dress he was wearing.
If Sephiroth killed his past self instead of Aerith, what would happen to him?
He would enter a paradoxal world where everybody would know him, but everybody also wouldn't.
the ending of VIII?
Everyone has to live in Balamb becuase the Garden sunk into the ocean...so party at Zell's house!
What role did Garland play in IX?
The gothic gay to Kuja's noormal gay
why is Sephiroth considered so badass?
He lived by the pizza but died by the SWORD.
Why is Reno badass?
he's really not; people just assume he's bad-ass because his name is reno.
was selling flowers aeris's only source of income..?
no, she also had a pimp job
Are lulu's breasts as big as Tifa's?
A.because Lulu touches herself at night
Q.^PICS NAO
Ok...
Is Rydia a natural green?
No, when she has a cold, there is no tissues around...
Does Cid (ff7) ever stop smoking?
Yes. There was about 5 minutes of not smoking shortly after he was was born.
How does Barett actually shoot his gun-arm, there's no visible trigger?
It's voice activated like all anime character abilities.
"Machine... gun... arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm!"
What goes on in Yuffie's head?
Seriously, something is wrong with that girl.
Are you sure you want to know? I can tell you, but are you sure you want to know?
Why is Sephiroth considered the most evil villian ever in FF history by casual FF fans even though Kefka did more damage in the first five minutes of FFVI (by controlling Terra) than Sephiroth did in all of FFVII?
He wears black and wears long and his weapon is big and long and cool and long and badass and long and powerful and long and his hair is long and silver and long and greyish and long.
Why isn't Sephirtoh hurt by Supernova?
Because he's sweet like that.
Does Kuja polish his thong?
No, he doesn't. And he doesnt wash it either. Cuz that's how he likes it.
Why is Aeris' ghost in the church for a split second... even BEFORE she dies?
One Word: PLOTHOLE!
What is your favourite FF7 plothole?
This guy are sick.
Off course?
no.
whydoes everyone hate a connection between ffvii and ffx/x-2?
Cause cloud hates Jpop
How did Cid(ff4) live through been blowen up
He was wearing his seatbelt.
Why dont they just give Tidus to Sin so that maybe it wont kill thousands of people?
Coz they are dumb
How do ff chariters (yes i know i spelt it wrong) keep thire hair up so high
A positive outlook.
What does chocobo meat taste like?
Like Moogle meat, but a little more Tonbury-ish.
What are the moogles pom-poms for?
Cheerleading. We rule, we rock! Final Fantasy, Home of the Mog!
If Yuffie bred with Red XIII, what would the kids be like?
to be sucked on.
if ffviii is ii3, what's ix?
Mellodramatic.
What if Red XIII were bred with a chocobo?
Chocobos would suddenly become cool with nerds and unpopular with the rest of us.
Would it be able to talk?
Heck YES! Although it would depend if it was a male or female. But, the question is:
What would it look like?
A red furry toothed chocobo with a crooked spine and many visual defects such as strange lumps and feathers that fall off when fully grown. A freak of nature, yes it can talk but, everytime it talks it reduces it's lifespan by a day.
Who in there right mind would breed Red XIII with a chocobo anyway?
Hojo and sockmonkey
what would it be called?
Warky the Wolfbird.
Who started all this Red XIII breeding stuff?
Sockmonkey.
And now to break the chain-
Why doesnt Lulu dress like... not a skank?
Because she wants to appear sexually attractive to Red XIII, so she can breed with him.
How does Paladin Cecil keep his hair free of knots?
Its a wig.
Why dont Palom and Porom just cast stop on the walls instead of stone on themselves?
Because they felt special about doing somthing Tellah could not undo
Why does Lulu have so many belts?
One for Yuna, one for Rikku....
Why aren't these games rated R for their obvious sexual content?
Well, if they were rated R they would probably only sell the games to perverts, instead they rated T so they sell them to hormone crazy teens instead.
Why are there 2 moons in FFIX?
To really smurf up the tides.
How come character's clothes never get ripped/shredded from their bodies during battle?
because a final fantasy life is so random.... well it was
why were the vieara fired from hugh heffnor?
you have it mixed up; they were never hired by hugh heffner. they're smurfing mutant rabbits.
who would win and why: FFIV cid vs FFVII cid
IV's Cid obviously. VII's Cid would be searing too much about how short the other guy was, and how stupid his beard was, by which tim, IV's cid would've smashed him in the head.
VIII Cid vs X Cid?
FFx's cid. He'll blind the other one with his shiney bald head.
why do we keep posting here
Because none of us have anything better to do at present time.
Why are there only girls as main characters in X-2?
to createte dreams in dirtyheaded eoff boys!
why does lulu have an anti gravity bra?
to ruin dreams of dirtyheaded eoff boys.
What is the first name of the king of Corneria in FF1?
Jack
who was king after him
Jackie
why have none of the main villians been women?
Few of them ARE woman (e.g. FFVIII's Final Boss)
Why FFII & FFX Can't use EXP?
BECAUSE THEY CANT COUNT!!!
Why do the VII charrictors have problems running in the fmv?
Because Cid taught them how to run.
Why don't they make a FF game with all of the FF main characters (Of course it would have to be years later when they could reach eachothers planets), but why doesn't someone do that?
there's no mist in space to power their airships.
chaos vs. zeromus, who would win and why
Chaos, no idea who Zeromus is.
How did FFVII got their Cid in KH when other FFs failed?
he was out of work needed the money
lipstick wearing kuja?
I always knew he was a little fruit cake and he has finally come out about it. :D
Why do most of the guy villains look feminine?
Rough Childhoods.
Why is Gau's hair green in the menu screen, but not the overworld screen?
Gau's hair is green...greenlish-gray.
Why can't FFX just use a nuke-warhead on Sin?
That's forbidden Machina.... Duh.
Kuja vs. ExDeath- who would win and why?
Kuja, because he could just lift up his thong
Why is IX considered so bad?