'Cause he's the Son of a Sandworm.
Why's Emerald Weapon underwater, eh?
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'Cause he's the Son of a Sandworm.
Why's Emerald Weapon underwater, eh?
He would suffocate on the surface. He merely held his breath for as long as possible before finding the nearest ocean and diving in.
Kapow or Burzap for lightning materia?
Actually that would be "Ka Chow!!!"
Is Meteor that Seph summons a relative of Comet that Cloud can summon?
Yes, they're second cousins, twice removed.
What other ability does the black materia have?
Ummm, it locks you in a piece of solid Mako
What other propoties does the white matena have?
It allows you to bend over and give yourself oral sex.
When do you get to watch Tseng kill Sephiroth?
Buy the Honeybee inn for 999999 gil, and you can control Tseng. At the final battle, Tseng will replace Cloud(as in you can select Cloud as your party member) as compulsory party member. after you defeat Safer Sephy, Cloud will battle with Sephy but Tseng will suddenly come out and ask Sephy "What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?" and when Sephy says "I dunno" he replies with "My ASS." and conjures up a Zangetsu zanpakuto and uses Turk-Slash. The end.
If JENOVA was a guy, would Sephiroth still call him 'mother'?
nah, he'd probably get even more confused and call him "uncle".
does cid do cocaine?
You think that why he swear so much? He stopped and he's pissed.
I can't find Restorative materia. where is it?
cid crushed it up and sniffed it all...you just can't go completely cold turkey, you know?
how does red xiii talk?
He swallowed a moogle that talks for him.
What happend if you enter the Honeybee Inn and push "A, B, A, A, Q?"
You get Game Over from the overload of fun.
Why is Ultimate Weapon always running?
Because it's trying to find a crapper
why does Diamand wepon stand in the way of the Sister Ray?
Because it's in love with it.
Does Marlene pick her nose?
Yes she has the KotR materia up there.
Who is Sephiroth?
A rabid N' Sync fanboy.
Is Cloud a virgin?
Lord of the sheep
why does Red not try biting someone, and start eating everyone?
woops, that was in reply to law, sorry
Because he's actually a vegan.
who's Aeries?
She's one of the KoTR.
Who is Don Corneo?
He's the leader of the Chocobo Ranch.
Where can I find Ultra Weak Chocobos, with are necessary to breed the Lagoona Moogle?
PS: Polak?
Up Aeries' ass
where can i find her ultimate limit break?
Chocobo Sage has got it
How long is Sephy's sword?
PS. Nie Polak. Koreańczyk :P
too long.
how does Aeries die?
too much cocaine
why is Barret black?
He's dirty.
Does Vincent like to tell jokes?
Only those that include killing you at the end of it.
Is Cloud and Sephiroth recompescating for something?
Possibly....
are Vincent and Sephiroth related?
Yes, they are but in a The Bold and The Beautiful way, so, you don't want to hear this.
Why did Cloud wanted to kill Aerith, but he was stopped?
Because he noticed that she wasn't exactly the best person in battle
why was Aeries not exactly the best person in battle?
she's a les
where's Tifa?
Gold Saucer. She's a gambling addict.
What do the Turks do?
absolutely nothing
Why was Hiedeggar hired?
to laugh like a retard
why was scarlet hired?
to laugh like a bitch
how did Jenova get to Gaia?
She walked
Why is Nanaki (Red 13) red?
He think it's sexy.
How can I not get Cait Sith?
Simply destroy him when he gives the third prediction.
Cait Sith: IZ M3 L0NGC4T??
(explodes Cait Sith with a few hundred mastered Ultima Materia)
Why is Yuffie usually the best morpher?
because shes a piece of Jenova
why has Vincent got a golden arm?
Because Hojo thought it made him sexy.
Why has Lucrecia married Hojo?
She thought he owned a motel chain.
Why does Sephiroth want to compress time?
HE had to finish homework
why did Siefer kill Odin?
because he hates people who can do instant death attacks when he can't.
why the hell is Cait Saith in this game?
they always has to be someone to overshadow the cooler characters (Red XIII)
Why is Red Xiii have a red tail?
Because he's tired of all the head he gives.
What does Tifa say when Vincent offers a threesome with Lucrecia?
GIGGITY GIGGITY GOO!!!
Why did VIncent want to marry Lucrecia?
Because she made the best moogle pies in town.
What do summons do when you're not calling them?
PAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYY
Why does Ifrit have big ears??
To listen to Shivas heart through her big breasts...lolQuote:
Originally Posted by KazexLisa
What would happen if Clousd was the baddie and Sephiroth was the goodie?
They would still fall for each other, but sephie would be more open with it
being a goodie.
Why doesnt that Aeris chick ever bleed?
Because she is, in fact, a machine sent from the future...
how do i get to Midgar?
You follow the yellow brick road
Why does Palmer wiggle his butt in front of Cloud and the group?
He wants to be sexy......
Why is there a fat chocobo?
Because that's what you call one after it eats the skinny chocobo.
How does Tifa afford all those boob jobs?
With all the pimp jobs she has
who#s more powerful cloud or zack?
Niether they will end up making out with each other.Quote:
Originally Posted by jammi567
Why did Tifa get the boob job? to impress Cloud? Barret? Aerith? all three or none and please tell who?
To Impress Lisa from FFU (the girl in my sig)Quote:
Originally Posted by OneWingedAngelSephiroth91Niether they will end up making out with each other.Quote:
Originally Posted by jammi567
Why did Tifa get the boob job? to impress Cloud? Barret? Aerith? all three or none and please tell who?
Why does Barret have a gun for an arm?
Because he wanted to be a mass murderer but then again......
Are Tifa's boobs fake? If so, why?
Yes (thus the boob-job questions), to keep her bouyant.
Where is Healin?
With the doctorlin.
whay did cloud fancy Aeries?
He didn't fancy her. In fact, after he buried her in the lake he did the Victory Dance.
Will Yuffie ever be the queen of Wutai?
yes, as she'll steal the manlipulate materna, and use it to great effect
will Vincent ever die?
I don't think so. Why have you heard something? (it's funny because it's both the question and the answer... pah!)
Can't really answer that... I guess I'll just start a new question.
Why does everyone think Tifa had boob enlargements. Everyone knows that was just special effects to draw in male gamers:D .
What does Zack do with the people in the lifestream?
Rape them
What did CLOUD DO IN THE LIFESTREAM?
Met up with Aeris
What Did Tifa do when she found out?
She went in for more implantsQuote:
Originally Posted by Edge7
How big were they after?
Big enough for Barett to sleep on them.
What did Tifa do to Barret?
Bondage domination stuff.
Will Barret recover from the wounds?
only if Cloud helps him
what is the whole thing with Cloud and Sephy?
Sephie raped cloud, and then Aeries
will cloud ever mentally recover?
maybe but judging how long it took him to overcome the realisation of being "a puppet" i think the outlook is bleak
why do you people like torturing the characters of FF7?
Because it's seriously funny to watch
why do most people cry when Aeries dies?
Because they can't beat up her corpse for losing such good healing limit breaks.
How can Cloud help Barret?
La resistance de South Park.
Cloud to Aeris: Is Earth mother near?
Aeris: No, but Mother Earth is. See, you're tracking her in on your boots.
If the Tiny Bronco was taking off with nobody on it, does that make it a pilotless drone?
Nope, just a really smart Bronco.
If the Golden Saucer could float and move about the skies, how would people without airships reach it?
There would be created Weaponkick Inc.
Why is Diamond Weapon so slow in getting to Midgar?
Tell, how much does diamond weigh seeing as it's highly compressed carbon? A lot...actually it's because it likes to stare at its reflection in the ocean.
When you go to get the black materia, how can you make the old sage looking man slow down to get the key?
By kicking him in the balls
Did Heidggar have a crush on scarlet?
no he had a crush on president shinra!
will tseng and elena ever get it on?
Nah...Tseng has the hots for that dead chick Aeris
Did Dayne really die?
Yes, and smurfing good ridance
did Sephy ever love anyone?
Yeah, she loved Cid!
But was he into her?
Marlene aint at that age to decide, but she has a lot of interest in Red 13 (Probably cause of his attractive red fur coat)
What did Zack ever see in Aeris?
Target practice.
Why does Red XIII grandfather is human?
That's a really interesting story, but would probally get me banned
why's Barret the only black guy?
Barret is just tantalizingly unique
Why cant Cloud control his hormones when he's around Tifa?
because they're actually half brother and sister, and he really fancies her, but can't
Is Jenova a virus?
No, she just some bitch who likes to get in your face
Why does Sephiroth hate Hojo so much?
because kids usually hate thier fathers
why is sephy such a mommys boy?
The other kids stole his cookies.
Why did Sephiroth have red fire and not blue in his famous scene?
because bluewould've clashed with his hair
whay does Hojo like watching humans and animals try and make out?
He finds it...pleasuring...
Why did Lucrecia pick that Hojo fella instead of Vincent Valentine?
because hojo was a prick and vincent is a nice guy. girls love assholes.
will cloud ever motorboat tifa?
yes, one day
who's Sephy's real mum?
Some dead chick.
Is it me, or does the name 'Ultima Weapon' sound god-bugged retarded?
Yes, because it is bugged
do Reno and Rude have a relationship
Yeah, but its casual and friendly
Does Elena ever sleep with President Rufus?
No, because she'd be doing polyigamy on her husband Tsang
why are we talking about extream sex?
Because someone who is into that had to bring it up. :mad:
How is Barrett going to get a real hand there instead of a gun?
He wont...He's been planning to cut off RedXIII's paw, and replace his gun, then sell the gun on ebay...
Why did Aeris wear that bow, i thought it was her ears at first?
because it makes her look 'cute'
why does Cait Saith ride a moogle?
He needed something that looks even more stupid than he himself.
HWy does Tifa have sweaty armpits?
The compression of her tits cause friction...
No wonder it don't happen to Yuffie... How does she manage getting boys with those things anyway?
Her sexy lively attitute turns guys on, but she saves herself for that special one (RedXIII)
Why cant Cloud just cut the crap, and bang Tifa?
cause deep down inside he misses don corneo
what is that big purple spot on my chin
A sticking out Materna?
how do people speak to the planet?
They beat the crap outta it, and bully it to make it speak.
Why don't the weapons help out by taking out Sephiroth?
Because the computer programmer calculated the wepons wrong
why don't the wepons attack the Gold Saucer?
Ruby Weapon called dibs, and it's waiting to rub it in the other Weapons' faces.
What's an Adamantaimai?
the special gel cloud uses for his hair.
why does reno have a rat tail?
Because he was also another eperiment of Hojo's.
When will Cloud get a change of clothes?
He actually changes clothes after every boss, but we're too blind, dumb and stupid to see it.
Why does Sephiroth don't let you take materia from him from the flashback?
Because he's actually Yuffies sister in desguise
why does Scarlet live?
To annoy everyone with her laugh.
Why Restrictor is allways using a mask?
Because its confused
Why is Marlene left by herself in that bar for like 3 days?
because she's actually Tifa's grandama, but the group are hiding it because it embarrises Tifa.
Why is Rude bold?
Because RedXIII wanting to use it as fur.
So what happens to the turks after you kiss their asses for the last time?
they go into hiding from the shame of being beaten by a couple of brats.
Has Aeries lost her viginity?
Ever seen Ace Ventura: Pet Detective? AS***** YUMMYO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A'yo, why Ruby Weapon underwater? As a matter of fact, Why are they fighting underwater?
*Emerald Weapon* is underwater,because it helps the group with swimming lessons.
Why dont tseng just kill the whole party of Cloud and them lot...Cause we know he can do it!!??
cause he crapped his pants and he is afraid if he gets too close to cloud and them they will notice
why does tseng crap his pants and not the adult diapers his mom gave them
because they itched.
Did Cloud and Don Corneo ever have any sexual relations?
They experimented on their selves here and their,
but the relationship never really worked out...
Where did that Don Corneo fella get his pets from?
banana republic
where is the silver chocobo
In the gold chocobo's ass
Are chocobo's ever killed and eaten?
Yes, that's how you get a fat chocobo. He get's the leftovers.
Why is there only one moogle in the game?
The moogles were starting to be extinct, once the fat chocobo started to eat them.
How much you think those actors in Nibelhiem get paid?
All the free tacos they can eat!
What's Sephiroth's theme song?
'Why do i have a feeling that i actually have two mothers'
Is Reno's head on fire?
Yes, he's the grand-grand-(...)grand-grandfather of Amarant.
Kweh? or Wark?
Kweh of course
chocobo or airship?
all your base are belong to us
why is cloud white
The mako turned him white.
Does Bugenhagen have a partner?
yes, HOHOHUGEN is the name
!$#@% or $#%!
$#%!
Why does Barret swear so much?
He wasn't potty-mouth trained.
Does KoTR have to push the pram a lot?
What you say?!?Quote:
Originally Posted by thegirth
Yes.
Does KoTR look more like Chinese than European?
Neither, there more like a mixture of the two.
When does Highwind get upgraded?
It doesn't get upgraded, it just falls apart, because it's old and uncool.
Why does Yuffie use oversized Shurikens?
She wants to be like Cloud, in every way...
Why does Cloud use oversized swords?
Because anyone would think mhe was weak
how is Mako converted into electricity?
through a mako into electricity machina
seffiroth is tehs shissnest im not a n00b??
ROFLMAOQuote:
Does KoTR have to push the pram a lot?
Thats a language that i think ill never understand...
Why is Sephiroth's hair grey?
Because he's actually an oldie trying to act hip and cool
what's wrong with Hojo?
two words: crystal meth.
how heavy is the buster sword?
Its actually light, weighing at 2 pounds!
Does Barret pump weights?
nah he just hits the puching bag in the basement of seventh heaven, occasionally switching to biggs
(this question are sick)
well, the answer is even sicker
why did Lucrecia cose Hojo over Vincent?
Simple...She thought Hojo had a bigger cock than Vincent
Where does Cid go, when the group breaks up before the Sephiroth battle?
Cigarette break.
Who were in the coffins next to Vincent?
Fangirls, who else?
Why was Vincent in one piece after the fangirls raid?
He raped them before they had a chance to do anything, and then stuffed them in the nearby coffins.
Did Zack ever have sex with Aeris?
Zack was a kind and gentle man, who couldn't get to bed with Aerith, because of the massive fangirls attacks every five minutes.
Who does fangirls attack more, Zack or Vincent?
Vincent, cause he's cold and mysterious, and isn't as revealing as our friend Zack.
Whats Cloud's general feelings on that chick Piscilla?
Soft lips. :love:
Why does Yuffie have a cage trap in the basement?
She's retarted.
Why is Aerith selling flowers?
It's her way of saying: ' Later on...I'll pay you back...'
Why is Tseng always by himself?
because he noticed that Cloud was cool being the loner, so he copied him.
why does everyone hate Cat Saith so much?
He slept with Tifa...Then got caught by Vincent, when it was his turn to have a bit of Tifa...
What's so mysterious about Vincent Valentine?
He was caught pleasuring Aerith by Barret while Cloud was fighting Sephiroth
why does Cloud get Aerith and Tifa
Because he wanted to try something new, not the same old Barret and Cait Sith.
Why the hell is Palmer always doing that gay dance?
It's his way of pleasuring himself, and he likes to shake his booty!
Why does Heidggar have a beard?
To hide the rest of his ugly face.
What are these black robed people?
Nobodies from K.H-2 have invaded FF7 world...
What's Dio's goal in life?
To run around Gold Saucer without his little pants. And with every chocobo race he's getting closer to his goal...
Why is Saphire Weapon (the one killed around Junon) so weakass?
He isn't, it's the cannon that's too badass for him to handle.
someone take my question, can't think of any.
Because your a twit.......hang on what?
What did cloud and tifa do at the end of the second disk?
If you cant dazzle them with knowledge then baffle them with bull:skull::skull::skull::skull:
:shoot:
...oh, wouldn't you like to know? ;)
What secret event triggers your characters to change clothes?
The strip club in Aeris' mom's house
Has Barret ever sang a song in his life, and what was it?
He did sang, but all those that heared it can remember is some kind of red water going off their holes in the body and a rape feeling.
Why does Ultimate Weapon leaves a crater after itself? (just beated it ^^)
Bad gas.
Where is Masamune1600 in-game? I've tried everything I can think of to get my hands on it ;p
First, you have to make Sephiroth like you, and then, after getting Aeries to whine about the planet, he'll give it to you, saying: "Can you shut that bitch up, she's doing my head in!" "How should i do it?" "i don't know! try flying down from the roof in the Ancient city and stab her in the back or something"
How do i get a tank so i can blow Barret up?
Go to the wall market weapons shop and steal one.
Why doesn't materia break?
Cos i said so
Why did i die in the emerald fight?
Friends are like apples...........you can pick good ones but they might still be rotten inside
:shoot:
Because your life consists of more activities than leveling up.
How does materia violate the Law of Conservation of Matter by generating another materia ("materia birth" as it were)?
It doesn't. It imparts the AP collected into a replica of itself. Trick question!
Why does everyone not get stricken with the Sadness effect when Aeris dies?
After they are done with JENOVA, then they get sadness, but they rested and it's gone.
Why does one of Red's limit breaks make him go berzerk?
It makes him remember his sad, retarted childhood.
Where is Jar Weapon located?
Underneath that pot in the ninja village of course (forgot the name XD).
What's under Vincent's coat?
The secret ninja village- Wutai...That you had forgetten...
What was Lucrecia doing to herself, while inside that cave?
Alright, thanks.
btw, she was trying to find her car keys.
How does Cloud get to Mideel from the inside of Gaia so fast?
You lie. There were no car keys involved.
The lifestream acts like a giant toilet.
When Sephiroth is about ready to leave the Ancient's Temple, why does he give the group so much information?
he fell in the liferapids
why dosn't barrt actuly speak like mr t
because he's too badass to do so
If Zack = Yuffie, what's CXloud = to?
Who?
Who's the numbskull? the numbskull or the one following the numbskull?
Both in fact, but the numbskull following the numbskull before is even more of a numbskull.
How can you get Don Corneo to look like a real pimp?
You can't. That's one of the things even FINAL Fantasy can't do.
Why are Tifa's eyes red?
Because she's actually evil
What's the Buster sword made of?
Stainless steel.
Who is the PIMP of FFVII?
Don conero. Durh
why does Dio only run around in his underware
He finds it liberating.
What'sup with that Teioh dude, who keeps beating Cloud in chocobo racing?
You mean the masked man? He just does it because he's bored of the battle arena. If he went there, you'd definitely be screwed.
When will the owner of Golden Saucer ever learn to put more clothes on?
As long as women like him, never
The plot's confusing!
Wow, this thread just keeps breathing!
What is that is so special about FFVII?
Fu*k all
What's the worst thing about VII?
Tifa doesn't strip.
What will Sephiroth say if Yuffie goes to him 'I wanna suck your coconuts!'
"No thanks, i rather Tifa did it"
Who does Sephiroth love?
Who else? His mom.
Why does Sephy love JENOVA?