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Bahamut is secksy lolz m i rite?
uh.......................................no.
Why couldn't Lulu slide down the wire into bevel on her own.
Uh... bevel? :P
Anima is secksier than Bahamut lolz m i rite?
Lulu has a see through skirt, you pervert!
And no, Anima is NOT sexy
Is Shiva sexy ?
Yup! :P
Is Valefor sexy?
VERY..
What does yojimbo do with his money he gets for his services?
He's saving up to buy a self-sex machine
why do the characters never have to eat?
They do, Tidus did at the beginning :P
Why is Yuna so pretty?
Because I told her she need to do better or she ain't gettin' none of this.
A'yo, why is Tidus blockin' my game?
Tidus-"NO...more ...c..crapy .....cosomizaition"
why are yevonites such bad shots?
They close their eyes in prayer before each shot
Why are Yevon monks bald ?
they all hace cancer.
why do they all have cancer?
because it 'pureifies' them
what are pyreflies?
Fireflies that said **** it!
A'yo, What's up with Sin and Yu Yevon? Why they so tight?
There was an old Sin who swallowed a spider... He swallowed the Yu Yevon spider to catch a fly...
Why did Sin swallowed a fly ?
I don't think you can swallowed anything. >_____________>;;;
Why did Sin eat pie?
Because it was his favorite. Pontang...
A'yo, why those sin have a lifeless city on his back?
Some idiot ahlbed contractor tried to be a smartass.
Of all the places to safehouse, why did Lablanc chose guadosalam?
She used to frequent Seymour's orgies and wanted the memories.
Why does Ormi loves Logos ?
Because FFX-2 is the gayiest game in the series.
Do you guys remember this is FFX's Forum?
Yes.
What kind of kids will Rikku have with gippal?
Ones like Shuyin.
How do I get Lady Luck?
getting a new haircut
Oookay...
*licks Yuna* o.0?
Yuna slaps you.
Dose kimarie ever think dirty thoughts?
Yes, and they don't have anything to do with Yuna! >_> <_<
*eats a chocobo* Mmm... chocobo... *offers chocobo wing* Want some?
Yum!
Does that taste like beef to you?
Nope. Beef is better.
*eats Dual Horn* Mmmm... Dual Horn... *offers Dual Horn* Want some?
Actually I was hoping for some Ice Flan.
You got any?
Yeah. *gives some Ice Flan*
*takes a bite out of an unidentified piece of meat* Anyone know what this is?
Ewwwww, only a piece of Ochu!
where's Mr Cuddles?
I dunno...
Err... did he happen to be a chocobo...?
You can't possibly mean...
What the hell did you do to Mr. Cuddles?!
I don't know if he's a chocobo or not...
Is he?
He's a parana.
still want to meet him?
yes please, because he's a cuddly toy parana
wtf?!
Piranha = meat eating fish ?
When did Auron almost say WTF in the game ?
when sin sucked him up his blowhole.
why did you assume that i didn't know what a paranha was?
I dunno. >____>;;; But I do distinctly remember eating a piranha... heh... ^_^'
WTF!?
...You guys are trippin':eep:
A'yo, why do y'all insist on eating something that look like raybee infested dogs?
They taste good.
*kisses Mortiorchis*
umm i dunno who ceak is if that was the question!
bannanas where pjamrmas i mean why??
Dear Garnie,
Please stop butchering me.
From, The English Language.
*kisses Mortiorchis some more*
thank you for that.
i needs me a spell checker!
*It gives you rabies*
How do chocabos mate?
Like this. *imitates chocobo sex*
How do Guado mate?
with glove puppets!
why do blitz balls have nobbley bits?
So they won't fall apart.
Did yuna stick her staff up in Rikku's um...pu$$y?
o_O Pervert. They're not lesbians. Tidus might be though...
*kisses Flux*
Realy? *Show everyone a picuter of Yuna and Rikku naked, kissing each other, in bed*
your sure?
*grabs picture and runs away*
They might not be lesbians, but Tidus is. The question is, is Auron?
Auron is a guy (Same for Tidus), lesbians are gay girls.
Why Wakka use a ball for his weapon?
because his balls are to small and hairy ewwwwwwww!
* garnie butchers the english language*
seymores greatest ambition?
Lick Tidus.
I know Tidus and Auron are guys... ya know what, never mind.
how do i get cloud he is so awsom i wanna know how 2 get him hes my favorit char
Change Tidus name to Cloud.
When you first saw 'Sin', why does it look like a large ball?
I have no idea. :P
*kisses picture of Yuna and Rikku*
I got copies, cost you 5000 gil each.
Why nobody from your parry ever use a gun?
Or do they? <<>>
hay guyz i need to get anima all butone of the spehere at baaj lit up except one i think is missed the belvle treasire but i cant go back HELP! PLZ! i want anima ;_;
Theres no fun in shooting something if you can hack apart with a sword or nuke it instead.
What do you suppose the Ronso horns are for?
Penetration.
What do you think the Guado Insanely Long Arms and Fingers(TM) are for?
Once again.. Penetration.. or sticking it up a shopufs ass..
Did seymour get it on with Guado women?
only the ones into afeminate men.
did yu- yeven ever go to yunalescas parent evenings?
No, cuz he was too busy gettin laid.
*kisses Mortiorchis*
gets potion!
why cant i spell damnit???!!!
Beats me...
Why did Tidus mum never leave Auron alone?
:love: because he is a hit with the ladies:love:
why is rin sooo funny?
Because he is NOT a hit with the ladies
Why do Hypello love Shoopufs ?
Well its because their um... never mind that would be bad if I put that. It's because there both big and blue.
Why has this thread gotten dirity?
I have no idea what dirity means... if you mean dirty... it's cuz.... Mortiorchis is a secks machine. ^_~
Is Mortibody a secks machine?
Yes...whatever.
A'yo, while my dog got the Yuna and Rikku pictures, I'll throw in the hand lotion and wipes! Any buyers?
600 gil!
What does Omnis look liek?
Your mommaMy momma ;)
Why does Yu Yeevon look like a bug ?
So we can squash the beef.
A'yo, do I hear 700 gil?!
no
where dose Tidus keep his sphears of Lulu?
Yes!
In his pants
Why?
It sure as hell ain't his pocket!
A'yo, 650 gil! Final offer!!
8000 GIL!
Why FFX's weapons don't shows which is sronger than the other?
8000000000 infinity +1
because then, you would actually make accurate choices
why is Seymour such a bitch?
He's Anima's ho. *shudder*
A googolplex gil!
Who has that photo? You have no right to sell it!!!! They posed for that as a surprise for Tidus, of course he probably couldn't handle both of them anyways......
Whats the question?
The question is, "Why do I always kiss Mortiorchis?"
Why do I always kiss Mortiorchis?
Because you don't have enought gil to buy the Yuna and Rikku pictures.
80000000 infinity +1?!?!?!?!?! WTF!?!?!?!?!?
No idea.
*kisses Mortiorchis some more* Can you PLEASE give me the... bucket of cake... >_>
Only if you buy the picture double price.
What kind of cake you want?
*thows it at you*
What was yuna doing that made her so tired at the Josei temple???
I don't think it would be a good idea to tell.
Do you really want to know?
yes.
Why would it not be a good idea?
You might want to do it too
Why did Kimahri smirk at the Macalania Spring scene ?
Because it gave him an excuse to kill Tidus.
*pulls Mortiorchis into a room and locks the door* OH MORTIORCHIS! ^.^
THEN I WAKE UP!
rikkus highly strung because.......
She likes poopie.
*dreams of good things* Oh... Morty... oh, OH!
*runs for her life*
fill in the blank
"i think i want to be _____________."
as quoted by cloud FFVII:Advent Children
I think I want to be Seymour so I can do things with Morty... ^^
Is Morty secksy?
err, who?
Mortiorchis. >_>
Is Morty secksy?
He's dead you necrophiliac!
Why don't you dream about Anima ?
She's an ugly fish mummy thing.
*does it with Morty some more* Oh yah...
garnie kills the english language by spelling mistakes
the problem with shiva is.....?
She's cold. >____________>;;;
Who's hotter, Ifrit, Bomb King, Red Element or Flame Flan? *makes poll about this*
I don't beleave I answered that poll...
A'yo, I've got Morty pics. Price check anyone?
Flame Flan.. Hes a hot jelly of love..
Is gippal a pirate?
Who Cares?
What? Morty pics? I don't even wanna know...Quote:
Originally Posted by TyphoonThaReapa
What is my brother talkin' about?
Go to your room studder. This is big kid talk.
A'yo, what'sup with them pic? Y'all want em'?
I don't want any. *shock and horror!* I got the live thing =)
Why is your brother here?
He's not. I killed him and ate his liver.
What do you think of me now?
Someone that be kewl.
Is Morty cheating on me?
Yes you poor thing!
(kill yuna and eats her liver) who should I eat next?
Morty's cheating on me... o.o I'M GONNA KILL THAT (insert lots of swearing here)
How should I kill Morty?
Give me her Liver!!!
is Rikku tender enogh for the grill yet?
I believe she is. *gives you Morty's liver*
You wanna cook Morty's liver for me?
Hell yeah!!! But she's not on the menu. *Yu-Yevon's liver* MY BROTHER!!! I HAVE AVENGED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHO ELSE WANTS SOME?!?!?!?!?
Yes cooks her liver and gives it to you.
How long befor tidus starts crying because yuna's gone?
In 5...4...3...2...1... *crying begins*
Do you have any more livers?
Well..................TyphoonThaReapa took mine....and Rikku is already crisp....
OH! how about Lulu's?
Perfect! That's some sexy liver!
How about Yunalesca's liver?
naaa its rotted over the last thousand years.
(bites into cooked Rikku) want some?
Hell's Yeah!!!
*Bites into Lulu* HELL'S YEAH!!! NOW THIS IS SEXY MEAT!!! Want some of this?
uhh......you didn't cook her first did you? *shudders*
PASS ME SOME OF THAT RIKKU!
Mmm.... juicy.
Now i'm gonna go out with Mortiorchis' sister, Mortibody! :p Is Mortibody secksy?
not really he hurts
what tatoo does barret have?
Uhh... one of a liver? :p
*makes out with Mortibody*
You sick bastard...
deals the deal with suddenlt wanting to shag a thing i technically isn't even alive?
...what?
*makes out with Mortibody some more*
you sick bitch...
what's the deal with suddenly wanting to shag a thing that technically isn't even alive?
That my friend, is the beauty. Now I'm creeping myself out.
Why are Seymours transformations never actually explained?
They are. You should pay more attention to the game.
Do you know why?
So you can see everyone liverless and see Tidus crying!
I have never actually had liver of an ff character how is it?
It tastes a bit like Dual Horn.
*offers some of Rikku's liver* Want some?
Hell's Yeah I'll take some more!!!
A'yo, Yu-Yevon please give my brother back his liver...
*eats your brother's liver* Yummy.
*takes your liver* Yummier.
I guess I'll try some. *takes liver, eats it, blanches*
Yuck!!! That was nasty!!! Who's liver did I get?
mine
steak or kidney?
Kidney.
Blech?
A'YO, THAT'S NASTY!!!
MY DAMN LIVER!!!!!! WHY??!?!?!?!?!?
I TRYED BROTHER!!!!! I TRYED!!!!!!!
DAMMIT I NEED A LIVER TRANSPLANT! HELP A BROTHA OUT PLEASE!!!
...nah.
*eats your brother's intestines*
Eww..... intestines....thigns that make ya go buhhhh *shudders*
Why to switch to intestines?
You notice something. His working his way down......
A'yo, would you work your way down on Rikku?
no you dirty man
why do ff bad guys lookie like chicks
Yevon looks like a bug.
Why did Rikku strip on the Moonflow ?
She was wet.
Does Shoopuf taste good?
Hell yeah.
And I would work myself down on Rikku... ^^
When shall I?
Right now!
How about me?
Mehbey.
*works down on Rikku* :O =D
*offers some of her liver* Liver anyone?
A'yo, after knowing where your lips been, I'll pass.
Why would you work your way down anyway?! She already wet!!!
O_O
So?
that just makes her all the tastier
how?
No idea.
NUMA NUMA NUMA IEI! (keep singing it) ^^
YOU GUYS ARE SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who in their right mind would even think about the low stuff!?!?!
Select members of this board
do you think they're perverts?
Yep >_>
You didn't sing. >=( Will you sing nao?
uh.......no
should we start asking smart questions?:eek:
yes
Do Auron and Rikku have something going?
Hell ya, I mean come on... it is Rikku, she stripped in front of tidus, why wouldn't she have somethin' goin' on with Auron?
Why does Lulu like wakka?
because there was nobody else on the island.
how does lulu put on all those belts?
Like this. *snaps fingers*
Don't I have a thing going with Rikku?
Yes, Auron is Rikku's accountant ;)
Do Kimahri and Tidus have something going ?
Let's just say that their fight at the beginning was for war.
ewwwww?
Yes, ewwwww is correct.
Why don't Yuna, Lulu and Wakka just use some of Auron, Tidus or Kimahri's spare weapons rather than using their own terrible weapons?
Do you know were they keep those spare weapons ? Ewww!
Where does Lulu keep her dolls ?
Up her ASS, just like where Auron keeps his swords.
Where does Wakka keep his balls? Hehehe....
In his pants you sick bastard!
What does yuna realy do that takes so long in the chamber of the fayth?
Easy, she tries to do a self-orgasm , which is why she looks so hots and flusterd.
the fayth are so sick, aren't they?
Any self-respecting... spirit... would like to see Yuna do that.
Anyone got pix of Yuna doin that? >_> <_<
Yes actualy...but it'll cost you.
Why would you want it anyway?
to help him masterbate easier
why do people love Rikku so much?
She's young gullible and easy to controle in a *ehem* tight situation.
What about that girl who became a news reporter???
You mean the one that was eaten by the Tyrrhanoids?
How much for the pic?
Zero dollars.
Why is Tidus so Hot?
Where have you been? Tidus is as ugly as a Ronso.
Hey! Throw those yuna pics this way man!
NO! I'd get banned!
why can't you find some yourself???
I'm a hobo. ;_;
If you give me them, no one gets hurt. Except... Tidus.
Here you go.
But, you have to kick wakka's ass to.
Ok. But he's my best char... ;_;
=3! Fwee! PIX OF YUNA! ^_^ I'm not giving it to you. >_>
Should I write Ifrit/Red Element slash fiction?
yes, and they must be defeated by shiva at the end.
Why is everybody perverted here?
You will be too when you grow up. =/
Shiva/White Element Slash fiction? x_X
HELLS YEAH!
Two cheers for perverts?
HIP HIP HOORAY! HIP HIP HOORAY!
Yep, you guessed it. Ixion/Gold Element slash fiction... >.>
no
:mukumuku:? NO PERVERTED AWNSERS ALLOWED!!!!!
Pets him.....*crunch* "OW! YOU LITTLE BASTARD!"
Why did it bite me???
Isn't it obvious? That's what's inside of Rikku's...Anyway, next question.
A'yo, why is the chocobo knights never doing anything worthy of this game besides getting killed?
Because they're Crusaders and their intention was to defeat Sin, but they never succeeeeded!
Someone can take my question I can't be bothered to think
why does yu-yevon taste so good?:mukumuku: :mukumuku: :mukumuku: :mukumuku: :mukumuku: :mukumuku: :mukumuku: :mukumuku: :mukumuku: :mukumuku: :mukumuku: :rabite: :rabite: :rabite: :rabite: :rabite: :rabite: :nibbles:
...I don't wanna know...
Is this a question?
no
why?
Whatch it pal! I'm a man not a woman. :mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by qwertyxsora
How does Anima take a sh*t?
He doesn't.....
In a battle who would win Tidus or Wakka?
Tidus would rape wakka
Where does the party keep their crap(inventory)?
In Lulu's gravity-defying braw
Why is anima a woman?
Cause the fayth for her is a woman (seymour's mom)
What's up with all of sin's eyes?
all the better to sin you with
why is sin so big?
Cause...it, um..... Well it just is!
Why are some of the previous posts here so perved? (funny, tho)
The answer to that.....Look who was postin' 'em....
What exactly is sin?
Nothing good.
Did you call me a perv? :mad2::hot:
Yes! And i'm proud that i said it.
Was Lulu in Playboy?
I wish!
Okay, if Sin attacks through the water, why the hell is Kilika built on the water!?!?!?!?
The land there belongs to Yevon.
Why was Guadosalam built on a cave ?
Guados must like caves alot (?)
Whats that thing that the little arms are holding around Anima's neck?
stirility charm...for yuna.
why can you explore all of spira and not just run on the roads?