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who made the zodiac spear?
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only on life, renmiri. only on life.
who made the zodiac spear?
Some guy named Zodiac
Who names someone Zodiac?
The same guy who named a moogle "Montblanc"
Why are there no females on the Garif village ?
because bitches ain't :skull::skull::skull::skull: and the garif make their women live out in the wilderness until they are summoned.
how much did the strahl cost to make?
whatever they put on the budget for it.
how does Vaan's nose defy gravity like that?
He had a bad plastic surgery
Will Al Cid get a sex change surgery ?
Yes. The girl who takes his glasses is actualy Al Cid himself, sent back in time by Dr Cid to warn the Mangdrossa Princes about the party. Unfortunately, they overshot the time and distance.
The question is, which side quest do you have to complete to get the time machine?
You must get the Lu Chang's badge and the Omega badge and the "Anal Retentive" badge. Only then you can buy it for 1 million gil.
Where can you get 1 million gil ?
after hitting the wyrm's snout to get the 500,000 gil, go down the paramina rift into the secluded area of silverflow's end. look around for the wyrm's anus, and prod it with the zodiac spear. 500,000 more gil will come out.
why are the viera such bitches?
They are angry at the world for their freakish bunny like exterior.
why are the seeq so fat and ugly
They drink too much Sandsea Ale to forget their ugly mugs.
Are the Nu Mou a cross between a Seeq and a Bangaa ?
No. They're the Mystics from the Dark Crystal movie reincarnated.
If you strapped a saddle to Big Bird do you think you could ride him like a chocobo?
Go hop on an ostrich and find out!
How did Basch shave?
he yanked out the hairs one by one
doesnt basch cry when yanking hairs:cry:
No, Basche is all man.
Why did Vaan not change his clothes for a year but Penelo did?
Cause Penelo actually like to be clean.
What would the baby look like if a Seeq and a Viera mated?
Like a Nu Mou with boobs
What would a Seeq x Bangaa baby look like ?
lol!
What would Seymour say to the Viera ?
you have ears! i have ear-shaped hair!! OH MAH GAWD!!!
What would Vaan say about Seymour?
"Hey Vaan, who's your blue haired friend and what's with the whipped cream?"
How does Balthier react when he relizes this is all going on on his ship?