Granted but now you've wasted your wish.
I wish I was I had cute fluffy cat ears on my head ^>_<^
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Granted but now you've wasted your wish.
I wish I was I had cute fluffy cat ears on my head ^>_<^
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Originally Posted by Diango12
Granted, but you get mobbed by ugly furries who do horrible and unspeakable things to you that even disgusts a guy who runs a german porn snuff film site... All I can tell you is that you can no longer see, hear, taste, or feel cause of what they repeatedly did to you...
I wish I had hot but superficial gf who loves me only for my body (and anime collection)...
Granted, now you're going out with me.
I wish the next person who grants this wish would create an eleborate way for me to grant this wish just to have me end up either dying or exploding unexpectedly.
Granted, but the "backlash" such as it is, is directed at your dear sweet mom. You spend the rest of your long life mourning the fact that you were responsible for your mother's death.
I wish for a roast beef sandwich.
Granted. However, you are unknownly allergic to roast beef and your throat locks up, you cannot breath and you start to sweat really bad. You suddenly choke on your delicious roast beef sandwich and nobody is there to save you. You die as you were born, alone and naked. Why are you eating a roast beef sandwich naked, Giga Guess? You're one weird fellow.
I wish I could sleep for three more hours.
Granted, but you have dreams of a stalker who wants to make sweet whoopie and have your babies.
I have never even been kissed and I'm almost 18! I wish some hot guy would kiss me!
Granted, but that hot guy turns out to be some relative of Gorge Bush!
I wish this thread was called "Wishing with the monkey's paw"
Granted, but a mod deems it "Not acceptable." becuase they have a personal problem with monkeys...Quote:
Originally Posted by Yu-Yevon
I wish I was a red fire-breathing dragon with yellow balls that shoot solar beams so I can cause global warming to peoples faces and melt all the stupid polar ice caps once and for all...
um....not gratned. I don't want the global warmer believers to be right in anyway.
I wish for a copy of every final fantasy ever!
You get them all but they're in Japanese and you can't read the game text.
I wish I could make it to the back of an ambulance.
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Originally Posted by loben
granted, but this 1 fat guy u c...he made love to it and rubbed his balls on it
I wish every1 would wait ten posts b4 granting/wishing another wish lol
Granted, this is my first time posting in this game.
I wish it did not snow as much in Canada.
granted, but an angry bear kills every1 in kanada cuz he missed a whole extra season of spring...Quote:
Originally Posted by look_out_below
I wish the world would blow up tommorrow
OOC: Pyromaniac, please stop posting in this thread.
Granted but then you die. Wait that would do us a favor!
I wish I had a panda bear!
Granted. But it sneezes and scares you!
I wish I didn't have to work today.
Granted, but your boss finds out about your wish, and now you don't have to go to work for ever again, and you don't need to look for a paycheck either, cause you won't get one.
I wish for my candies I ordered to arrive TODAY. :D
They do arrive today. But where is the question....
I wish forrr............. All my wildest dreams to come true!
granted but now you are hung upsidedown to a tree with a 90 year old woman staring at you
I wish I wasn't confused
Granted! You don't become confused, but then you become gender confused and your awful townsfolk, (because you mysteriously own your own town.) being the homophobic bigots they are skin you alive! You are kind of relieved that you weren't confused anymore though.
I wish I knew fluent spanish.
Granted, but Mr. Fluent Spanish doesn't like you, and you guys never get to hang out with him or anything.
I wish I could fight likeJackie ChanOwen Wilson.
Granted, but it turns out that I can fight better than him so you are screwed. :mad2:
I wish I can have imortality.
Granted. You live forever. You outlive your family, and friends, and their descendants...and time itself. You spend the rest of eternity, mad with loneliness.
I wish for perfect health for myself and everyone I know.
Granted. But you are stricken with a case of amnesia at the exact second your wish comes true, thus rendering everyone a stranger to you. And then the plague hits and everyone dies. You spend the rest of your life, made with loneliness and ridden with guilt.
I wish the mods didn't yell at me for breaking the 1 in 10 rule, realizing that my post was absolutely necessary.
Granted, but then you complain somemore and get kicked off the forum
I wish that they hadn't canceled the Xenosaga Series.
Granted but the games are horrible and make you have a horrible OCD order where you quote gnostic dogma whenever you blink. You lose your freinds and lovers, fail school and eventually get excommunicated by the Catholic Church. Eventually your family hires a an exorcist to remove the evil "demons" within you. It turns out it wasn't a disorder caused by the game, but rather you being possesed by the vengeful spirits of Tetsuya Takahashi and Soraya Saga, who committed suicide after having their beloved story rip apart by corporate bigwigs...
I wish I could have the most horrible things happen to me...
Mohahahaha granted i am now typing the blueprints to you're doom as we speak with only one hand!! Bohahahaha
I wish for a racoon nymph
granted. the racon nymph doesn't enjoy being under you, so enjoy life without a spleen
I wish for a kitty!
Granted, but it's a giant kitty that has poisonous teeth. It the bites you in half but you are still barely alive but dying of poison to only see it eat your family as well before you die.
I wish I didn't live 40 miles from my town and instead closer to it.
Granted, but now you live 40 km from your town!!!
I wish I had a new car (I don't have any)!!!
Granted you get a new car however the new car has a fault in the gas tank causing it to blow up and horrifically maim you for life.
I wish my phone was a better colour. (it's white)
Granted. Your phone is red and attracts bulls from out of nowhere that totally destroy your place.
I wish to forfeit this wish.
not gratned, which pretty much grants your wish anyway...
I wish to not get in trouble for posting more than once in 10 posts....
Granted but the game dies so it doesn't matter.
I wish I could stop (and restart) time anything I wanted.
Granted, but when you freeze time, you're frozen with it anyways, so it doesn't really matter that you can restart it.
I wish my family was normal.
Granted and yes now your family is normal, because I care ^_^
I wish the days wouldn't end so soon
Granted, you now live on pluto where the days are very very very long. Too bad there's no oxygen, your head explodes.
I wish for Psy's room to suddenly become pink because he doesn't like pink.