That's because you're optimistic.
Now to think of a dumb question...
(Young kid plays Mortal Combat and Liu Kang punches his character)
Young Kid: Why'd he hit me?!
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That's because you're optimistic.
Now to think of a dumb question...
(Young kid plays Mortal Combat and Liu Kang punches his character)
Young Kid: Why'd he hit me?!
To... hurt... him... ???
Why have we all joined together in order to revol in our own ridiculous and geeky love for all things ff?
cause geeks rule the world.
if sesame street and blues clues got in a fight who would win?
Elmo would beat the hell out of Blue, but General Big Bird would drive his forces into the ground through poor management. Periwinkle would be the first to die when Count finally indulges in his craving for blood.
why am i demented and having visions of a puppet called count:count: sucking the life out of a cat? :cat:
its some weird fetish of yours
will this thread be forgotten?
absolutely. Even as we speak, thread viewings are decreasing and eventually-when nobody is viewing- management will delete it in order to save space.
Why is this realization so depressing?
It contains our most profound thoughts.
What was that sound?
Yo momma.
Why was yo momma rustling in the bushes?
Cause she got lost going to the outhouse?
Why is it, the older I get the sexier I feel?
Because, yesterday, you werent sexy at all.
Do you love me? Do ya?
Absolutly? Why not!
Why are some songs considered to be political and carry negative conotations. Like Marilyn Manson. I like it, but if i sing it around the house, i get yelled at. Why is that?
coz nobody likes it other than you...... i think....
what was i doing again?
you were about to press the fart button.
Why is it always scary to sneeze when you have a cold?
because when you're cold, you're actually hot, and you dont wanna sneeze the hotness away.
a ghost and a piece of grass meet up one night to go drink, what happens next?
they spontaneously combust
how many mice are working George Bush's brain?
nobody said he had a brain:p
why am i reading this and why am i on this forum
because of non religious reasons
how happy did korea get at the announcement of SC2?
( ) that much.
i hate heat. why is this
Being born in an oven will make anyone hate heat....
what is the best toy to make with a stick, a string, and a piece of bubble gum?
A fishing pole that will fall apart right when it hits water.
Who wants to be a lonely, greedy, senile millionare?
MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
being a millionair=my destiny, but i would fear people because people syeal, making me greedy and lonely. I am already crazy, so senile just comes with age. :-)
Why am i so greedy and money-grubbing while still thinking money is just green paper?
Because you are secretly a Clanger
Why is the moon round?
because it's cheese duh!
why am i so handsome:)
Because you sold your soul to the devil for good looks, you're so handsome.
Why am I so angry:mad2: ?
Because the world will explode in 25,000 years, if a clown doesn't eat rice pudding by then
Why do russians speak russian?
Because in soviet russia, russian speaks you.
Why does it always thunderstorm on me?
because you are really attractive
how many M&M's can you fit into your mouth?
22 and a half
will i ever complete Final Fantasy II?
No, you will be drinking Vodka, and spill it all over the game.
Will I ever get to go skim boarding this summer?
no, the lake will evaporate.
what are the biggest things you have ever seen?
lol, i wont get into that (nudge nudge, wink wink(
Who likes lava bread?