The June Ciddies 2008 REVELATIONS thread!

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I hope she never gets made one. My sig would be permamently Newcastle crap. Michael Owen and I love him dearly.

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Predictions after 10. Apparently women are very good at this.

Miriel: 7
Lekana: 7
Psychotic: 6
Jojee: 6
Shiny: 5
Demon Dude: 5
Goldenboko: 4
Flying Mullet: 4
Heath: 4
Rantzien: 4
Old Manus: 4
Sagensyg: 3
Denmark: 3
Jesweeeeee: 3
Sir Lancealot: 3
Dynast-Kid: 3
qwertyxsora: 2
Levian: 2
Loony BoB: 2
Harle-Quin: 1
Zeldy: 1

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Time for the "Jess goes to the shop now, because all the shops close at 4pm on a Sunday" break.

what's with that anyway?

Now would be a good time to clean my room then :x

Congrats Jess.:D

most likely indeed.

and I suck at predictions. Remind me never to do them again.

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Time for the "Jess goes to the shop now, because all the shops close at 4pm on a Sunday" break.

what's with that anyway?

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Are you serious? xD You fruity European countries. That's almost as bad as Italy, where the shops close in the afternoon so people can nap.

Siesta time in Southern Europe is great. xD

Anyway, congrats to all! :D

But yeah, shops closing at 4pm is stupid. Stupid shops.

The shops never even open on Sundays over here :p stupid country.

some shops aren't open, some shops close early, here where I live. Dunno about the rest of the states xD

For Sunday, most stores are normal hours, some stores close at 6. I think the only thing that doesn't open on Sundays here is like, the library. Even my bank is opened for most of Sunday.

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For Sunday, most stores are normal hours, some stores close at 6. I think the only thing that doesn't open on Sundays here is like, the library. Even my bank is opened for most of Sunday.

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probably true around here too, I only know of the hours of a couple of places..one of which isn't even open for business anymore D= so yeah.

*doesn't get out enough*

Alright, let's do a commercial break of some sort!

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/j...-cover-cat.jpg

there's your commercial!

I love you for this, Celes. xD

http://scrozie.files.wordpress.com/2...y-required.jpg

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what's with that anyway?

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The trade unions resist all efforts to allow shops to open longer (whether on Sundays or otherwise) because they think workers will be forced to work longer. Seriously.

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Time for the "Jess goes to the shop now, because all the shops close at 4pm on a Sunday" break.

what's with that anyway?

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Are you serious? xD You fruity European countries. That's almost as bad as Italy, where the shops close in the afternoon so people can nap.

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Some places stay open later - off licenses and petrol stations and 24 hour stores, but that's about it. :jess:

Well, if this break isn't up yet, please take the time to check out the Eyes on Who thread-- I have posted today's hints. :D

Wow I suck at predictions.

Looking good so far, congratulations to all those who have won ciddies. I knew Jess would win MLT to become a Cid's Knight. :p I forgot to put in my predictions. :(

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

Predictions after 10. Apparently women are very good at this.

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Yeah the first five in your list were all females. GET IT GET IT??? xDDDDDDD oh man I'm too much.

:bigsmile: ily2~

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j3...-cats-trai.jpg

Why is it that no one posts cat macros on Caturday anymore? ;-;

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Yeah the first five in your list were all females. GET IT GET IT??? xDDDDDDD oh man I'm too much.

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Jojee is no female. http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ot-colbert.gif

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Predictions after 10. Apparently women are very good at this.

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Yeah the first five in your list were all females. GET IT GET IT??? xDDDDDDD oh man I'm too much.

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Jojee is no female. http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ot-colbert.gif

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That smiley must be added to EoFF. Now!

Some forums have added it to their smilie list. :bigsmile:

Breaks up! :jess:

40) Cutest Couple

The Nominees
Bert & Caraliz
Cookie & Innes
Del Murder & Miriel
edczxcvbnm & Jojee
Hsu & rubah
I'm my own MILF & Rye
Loony BoB & smittenkitten
Necronopticous & Marshall banana
Psychotic & Jess


Prediction Party
Who they predicted to win...

Dynast-Kid: I'm my own MILF & Rye Harle-Quin: Necronopticous & Marshall banana Zeldy: Bert & Caraliz Jessweeee♪: Bert & Caraliz Denmark: I'm my own MILF & Rye Psychotic: I'm my own MILF & Rye Sagensyg: Psychotic & Jess Goldenboko: Bert & Caraliz Loony BoB: Psychotic & Jess Heath: Cookie & Innes Jojee: Bert & Caraliz

Levian: Psychotic & Jess Flying Mullet: Bert & Caraliz Rantzien: Bert & Caraliz Lekana: Bert & Caraliz Sir Lancealot: Del Murder & Miriel Shiny: Necronopticous & Marshall banana Demon Dude: I'm my own MILF & Rye Old Manus: Bert & Caraliz Miriel: Psychotic & Jess qwertyxsora: Necronopticous & Marshall banana

Prediction Party Favourite: Bert & Caraliz (8/21 - 38.1%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: I'm my own MILF & Rye (4/21 - 19%)

The Speech
Over to you, Blue Harvest! :jess:

According to some online dictionary I found, cute is defined in the following ways:

1. Delightfully pretty or dainty.
2. Obviously contrived to charm; precious.
3. Shrewd; clever.

But I define our 'cute' couples as sickeningly adorable. Every single one of them has the tendency to make us go "awww" and more often than not, "threesome plz". Sometimes the cuteness makes us vomit in disgust and jealousy. But where would we be without our beloved cute couples to amuse us? I'll tell you where, canada. Where they have only one road and everyone says "eh" after every sentence. But what does this have to do with the cutest couple award? Nothing. Nothing whatsoever. It's just filler because I'm a terrible writer. I suppose I could say a little about the nominees, but I don't know some of them and it'd be unfair to only talk about the ones I do know. But one thing is for sure, they're all cute. Sometimes too cute. It sickens me. But hey, I'm just bitter because I don't have anyone :tongue:

Those who didn't make it...
Bert & Caraliz...11
Necronopticous & Marshall banana...10
I'm my own MILF & Rye...7
Psychotic & Jess...7
Del Murder & Miriel...5
edczxcvbnm & Jojee...3
Cookie & Innes...2
RSL & RSL's hat...1

Who will take it? Hsuxrubah or TownsxDanielle? :jess:

It's TownsxTowns not TownsxDanielle.

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

It's TownsxTowns not TownsxDanielle.

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I'm a McClymont not a Towns!!! :mad2:

Good Luck to Rubah and Hsu! :jess:

w00t back right in time :D

And the Ciddie goes to...
Loony BoB & smittenkitten

Loony BoB & smittenkitten...13
Hsu & rubah...12

The Townses snatch it! :jess:

Unpredicted!

I came home just before this Ciddie...

Loony BoB: You're doing great, Jess, I'm glad you took on the Ciddies. =]
Jess: :D
Jess: thanks!
Loony BoB: no worries
Loony BoB: *slides you £20* thanks for the Ciddie rigging
Jess: xDDDD

Who says bribery doesn't work? 8-)

Congrats! :D

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Those who didn't make it...

Cookie & Innes...2

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Well. I'm speechless.

Well done Danielle Towns and Daniel Towns. :)

You know when you said a machine gun killed you on campaign, and Mr. Towns said "I didn't see a machine gan hanny, maybe psy killed a machine gan."

Yeah, Psy was the machine gun. :lol:

I like them close ones :D

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Those who didn't make it...

Cookie & Innes...2

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Well. I'm speechless.

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People have to regularly post for us to remember the exist ;p Short term memory here.

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

Well done Danielle Towns and Daniel Towns. :)

You know when you said a machine gun killed you on campaign, and Mr. Towns said "I didn't see a machine gan hanny, maybe psy killed a machine gan."

Yeah, Psy was the machine gun. :lol:

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Paul I want to kill you right now. >;O

Omgosh I don't believe that we won... again! Are you people delusional? :mog:

Yay for Townses!

39) Most Helpful Member

The Nominees
Avarice-ness
Big D
crono_logical
Flying Mullet
Leeza
o_O
rubah
Samuraid

Prediction Party
Who they predicted to win...

Dynast-Kid: rubah Harle-Quin: Avarice-ness Zeldy: rubah Jessweeee♪: rubah Denmark: crono_logical Psychotic: Leeza Sagensyg: Samuraid Goldenboko: rubah Loony BoB: Leeza Heath: Samuraid Jojee: Leeza

Levian: Flying Mullet Flying Mullet: Samuraid Rantzien: rubah Lekana: Avarice-ness Sir Lancealot: o_O Shiny: rubah Demon Dude: o_O Old Manus: Big D Miriel: Big D qwertyxsora: Avarice-ness

Prediction Party Favourite: rubah (6/21 - 28.6%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Samuraid, Avarice-ness & Leeza (3/21 - 14.3%)

The Speech

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Main Entry:help•ful
Pronunciation: \ˈhelp-fəl; Southern often ˈhep- also ˈheəp-\
Function:adjective
Date:14th century
: of service or assistance

Servant! Do my bidding!

I don't have too much to say about this one. I was going to go on some tangent about cl_out winning it every time but it turns out he wasn't even in the running last Ciddies so my theory was debunked right then and there. One special point of note in this one is the inclusion of Avarice-ness, who has overcome her inherent greed to rise to the position of the only non-Staff (or Former Staff, thank you for making this sentence awkward Big D) member to be nominated. Anyway, you guys are all making this speech difficult to write, so I guess you're helping. In your own way. Now, Award Girl will help tell us who won! Maybe SHE should have gotten a nomination too! And me, for helping by writing this speech! I'm leaving! *doorslam*

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Nobody in the predictions party predicted the winner or the runner up. Way to go, gang!

I don't know how Jeremy and Monda weren't one of the top two here, I'm kind of speechless. It's rare that I see couples that act more sweet and loving and... together than they do. xD

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Well done Danielle Towns and Daniel Towns. :)

You know when you said a machine gun killed you on campaign, and Mr. Towns said "I didn't see a machine gan hanny, maybe psy killed a machine gan."

Yeah, Psy was the machine gun. :lol:

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Paul I want to kill you right now. >;O

Omgosh I don't believe that we won... again! Are you people delusional? :mog:

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You just take coupled cuteness to the next level: it'd be bad enough if you were alliterative, but Daniel and Danielle? Come on, you can't beat that.

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I came home just before this Ciddie...

Loony BoB: You're doing great, Jess, I'm glad you took on the Ciddies. =]
Jess: :D
Jess: thanks!
Loony BoB: no worries
Loony BoB: *slides you £20* thanks for the Ciddie rigging
Jess: xDDDD

Who says bribery doesn't work? 8-)

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Me, that's who. I performed all kinds of degrading sexual acts on AG and I still didn't win MLT Get Together ;_;

Back in time!
Well done BoB and Smittenkitten!

Those who didn't make it...
Leeza...9
Big D...8
Avarice-ness...6
Samuraid...6
Flying Mullet...5
crono_logical...4
RSL...1

rubah vs face!

They must be, Danielle! ;D

Woah, SLOW. xD Go... whatever we're on now!

Go Face!

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Well done Danielle Towns and Daniel Towns. :)

You know when you said a machine gun killed you on campaign, and Mr. Towns said "I didn't see a machine gan hanny, maybe psy killed a machine gan."

Yeah, Psy was the machine gun. :lol:

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Paul I want to kill you right now. >;O

Omgosh I don't believe that we won... again! Are you people delusional? :mog:

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You just take coupled cuteness to the next level: it'd be bad enough if you were alliterative, but Daniel and Danielle? Come on, you can't beat that.

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I suppose you have a point there. :p

rugby vs a man from a country famous for its rugby team.

...yeah I'm stretching it a bit here.

lol wut

And the Ciddie goes to...
rubah

rubah...13
o_O...12

It was a close one! :jess:

Both have been good to me with regards to this end of things. Too tough to call, really. rubah is who I go to for image editing advice, o_O is who I go to for techy advice. Or at least they're both one of them. o_O got my vote on the basis of him fixing the PM issues we had this year, though.

EDIT: ooh, close! Good job rubah, congrats. :D

EDIT: OH, I voted for o_O as techy, I voted Leeza in this one. Whoops. Gettin' my Helpfuls confused. =x Either way, still a good win!

My predictions are going down the hole. : - (

Congrats to all the couples! :bigsmile:

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And the Ciddie goes to...
rubah

rubah...13
o_O...12

It was a close one! :jess:

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Sweet.

38) Most Helpful Techy

The Nominees
crono_logical
Flying Mullet
o_O
Samuraid

Prediction Party
Who they predicted to win...

Dynast-Kid: Samuraid Harle-Quin: Flying Mullet Zeldy: Samuraid Jessweeee♪: o_O Denmark: crono_logical Psychotic: o_O Sagensyg: o_O Goldenboko: crono_logical Loony BoB: o_O Heath: o_O Jojee: o_O

Levian: Samuraid Flying Mullet: Samuraid Rantzien: Samuraid Lekana: crono_logical Sir Lancealot: o_O Shiny: crono_logical Demon Dude: o_O Old Manus: Samuraid Miriel: Samuraid qwertyxsora: Samuraid

Prediction Party Favourites: Samuraid & o_O (8/21 - 38.1%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: crono_logical (4/21 - 19%)

The Speech

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I was asked to present the Most Helpful Techy award, proably because ever time my screen saver turns on I run off to the Help forum to beg for assistance from the helpful gurus who have set up shop there. Google be damned. Why do something that kind of resembles work when you can just ask someone?

The Techies have helped members of the forum in many ways. Whether it be through maintainance of the forums or site itself, or by helping individuals find the best kind of hardware for them, or by offering advice related to virus protection and internet security. There are many people on here who would have accidentally set their computers on fire years ago if not for Techies. I should know. I'm one of them. Computers are scary! They can get VIRUSES LIKE PEOPLE! THAT MEANS THEY ARE ALIVE!

[ahem]

Anyway, without further ado, the award for Most Helpful Techy!

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I guess this will make up for her having to be in France. Poor girl.

A lot have been close today.

Go face!..again!

Congrats rubah! :D

*is sleepy*

Any of the four would be a deserved winner.

Go go go face, you little /b/tard. <3

I've always loved Face. He's been like a guy I've known on the internet to me.

But there is also FRIGHTENING CODEY ROBOT MAN to consider. Either shall be a just outcome.

My awesome speech is coming up soon....

Those who didn't make it...
crono_logical...9
Flying Mullet...5

face goes head-to-head with Samuraid!

Good Luck! :heart:

FACE! :D

FACE! FACE! FACE!

And the Ciddie goes to...
Samuraid

Samuraid...26
o_O... 23

Can someone PM me when the interesting Awards come up? :bigsmile:

Darn another wrong prediction.

Yay, Samuraid!

Is it most helpful gamer now?

Congrats Samuraid! :D

37. Most Helpful Gamer

The Nominees
BG-57
Big D
JKTrix
Kawaii Ryûkishi
Kentarou
KoShiatar
Mr. Burns
Roogle

Prediction Party
Who they predicted to win...

Dynast-Kid: Kawaii Ryûkishi Harle-Quin: Mr. Burns Zeldy: Big D Jessweeee♪: JKTrix Denmark: Kawaii Ryûkishi Psychotic: JKTrix Sagensyg: Kawaii Ryûkishi Goldenboko: Big D Loony BoB: Big D Heath: BG-57 Jojee: Kawaii Ryûkishi

Levian: JKTrix Flying Mullet: KoShiatar Rantzien: BG-57 Lekana: JKTrix Sir Lancealot: Kawaii Ryûkishi Shiny: BG-57 Demon Dude: BG-57 Old Manus: Kawaii Ryûkishi Miriel: Kentarou qwertyxsora: KoShiatar

Prediction Party Favourite: Kawaii Ryûkishi (6/21 - 28.6%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: BG-57 & JKTrix (4/21 - 19%)


The Speech
Over to you, Demon Dude!

Poor DD. *snuggles* :)

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Can someone PM me when the interesting Awards come up? :bigsmile:

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I'll get right on it.

The most helpful gamer is an award given to the most helpful gamer at EOFF.

Over to you Award girl!

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Poor DD. *snuggles* :)

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Wanna go behind the scenes when BoBs not looking? :jokey:

EDIT BY BoB: Wanna have your 'nads put into a blender when sk's not looking? :jokey:

EDIT: But then I can't use them on her.

EDIT BY BoB: So nothing would have changed.

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The most helpful gamer is an award given to the most helpful gamer at EOFF.

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... xD

Wrote this up cause AG didn't have DD's speech before.

Helpful gamers huh? Lets just see how helpful they can be...

*Later that day...*
Goldenboko: OMG OMG WHY ARE THERE NO PENENCE AND DARK AOENS?
BG-57: You need the international version.
Goldenboko: WHAT R THIS U SPEK OF?
Kawaii Ryûkishi: A version of FFX released outside of North America.
Goldenboko: SO, I JUST NEED BUY IMPORT GAME?
Big D: No, NSTC PS2's won't run J-NSTC, or PAL versions of games.
Roogle; You'd need a different PS2.
Goldenboko: I NEED WHOLE NEW PS2!?? SQUARE R N00BS AT FINAL FANTASY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad2::mad2::mad2::mad2:
JKTrix: Nah, you don't need a whole new PS2, you could get a modchip.
Mr. Burns: Or Swap Magic.
Goldenboko: What are Swap Magic?
Kentarou: Its a disc that lets you play other regions of games. It sorta tricks your PS2.
Goldenboko: NEED MOAR INFOS!
KoShiatar: Yo.

Yes. They are helpful indeed. Now go win a Ciddie someone.

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The most helpful gamer is an award given to the most helpful gamer at EOFF.

Over to you Award girl!

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xDDDD ahaha, I laughed.

But DON'T DOUBLE POST BITCH.

HAHA GOBO you can't beat my speech. :cool:

Those who didn't make it...
Big D...10
JKTrix...10
KoShiatar...7
Kentarou...5
Roogle...5
Mr. Burns...1
RSL...1

BG-57 or Kishi? :jess:

I hope you can run fast DD before Daniel gets you. :p

And the Ciddie goes to...
Kawaii Ryûkishi

Kawaii Ryûkishi...16
BG-57...11

Go whoever! No doubt it'll have been posted by the time I press "Post".

As I thought. xD Congrats!

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Can someone PM me when the interesting Awards come up? :bigsmile:

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I'll get right on it.

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Heh, pwned. I got totally bitchslapped for that comment. :laugh:

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I hope you can run fast DD before Daniel gets you. :p

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He can't catch me, he'll hurt his back. :p

Congratulations Kishi! :heart:

Kishi: Officially back in the game.

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Can someone PM me when the interesting Awards come up? :bigsmile:

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I'll get right on it.

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Heh, pwned. I got totally bitchslapped BETCHSLAPPED for that comment. :laugh:

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fix'd :p

36) Most Hardcore Gamer

The Nominees
Captain Maxx Power
I'm my own MILF
JKTrix
Kawaii Ryûkishi
Kentarou
Necronopticous
Ouch!

Prediction Party
Who they predicted to win...

Dynast-Kid: Kawaii Ryûkishi Harle-Quin: Captain Maxx Power Zeldy: Kentarou Jessweeee♪: JKTrix Denmark: Necronopticous Psychotic: JKTrix Sagensyg: Kawaii Ryûkishi Goldenboko: Kawaii Ryûkishi Loony BoB: Necronopticous Heath: Kawaii Ryûkishi Jojee: Kawaii Ryûkishi

Levian: Captain Maxx Power Flying Mullet: Captain Maxx Power Rantzien: Captain Maxx Power Lekana: Ouch! Sir Lancealot: Kawaii Ryûkishi Shiny: JKTrix Demon Dude: JKTrix Old Manus: JKTrix Miriel: Ouch! qwertyxsora: Necronopticous

Prediction Party Favourite: Kawaii Ryûkishi (6/21 - 28.6%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: JKTrix (5/21 - 23.8%)

The Speech

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Why the hell I'm not nominated for Most Hardcore Gamer, I'll never quite understand. It's like a giant bitchslap right in the face.

But the obvious fact that this whole award is a sham aside, the nominees for Most Hardcore Gamer are as follows.

Captain Maxx Power – Uh, he bought Painkiller recently. Possibly at Yahtzee's request. Also, he hates the hell out of the fact that old games (especially RPGs) make you memorize the effect of every single spell or item because they're too lame to just put a little info window in your inventory screen. That's pretty much all I know about Maxx Power regarding video games. NEXT NOMINEE PLEASE!

I'm My Own MILF – According to his pretty little girlfriend, “He'll mention video games and make video game jokes during intimates. That should just about tell you everything.” Gaming is his main hobby, which I suppose is an important prerequeset for Most Hardcore Gamer. Dunno how hardcore he can be if he's still not convinced that the Wiimote is more than just a silly little gimmick a year and a half later, though. :bigsmile:

JKTrix – Alright, here's one I know a bit about. JKTrix actually wasn't a gamer at all until he was old enough to get a job. Since then, he's definitely been making up for lost time. Despite living in Bermuda where games are both rare and freaking expensive, he's amassed an incredibly impressive collection. A little bit of JKTrivia, if Trix sold just one quarter of his collection, he could use the money to completely end world hunger. It's true! One day someone will make an awesome music game based on Gurren Lagann and Dragon Ball Z and JKTrix will immediately collapse upon himself like a dying star.

Kawaii Ryûkishi – Master of the most arcane of video games. Can regurgitate any fact about any game anyone could ever know, including games he doesn't even like. Like anything Tetsuya Nomura has touched. He's much too mysterious to really write much else about.

Kentarou – He's a Wizrobe for Christ's sake! It doesn't get much more hardcore than that. He loves his Smash Bros which makes him great by default. Also likes Metal Gear Solid. Fantastic! NEXT

Necronopticous – Necro is something of a connoiseur of shmups and loves Earthbound. Perhaps the thing he loves the most in life is Team Ico. Games like Ico and Shadow of the Colossus are prime examples of games as art and that seems to be a topic near and dear to his heart. He's also a big fan of indie games and appears to be very interested in what people can come up with when restricted by limited budgets and manpower.

Ouch! - Few people know that Ouch actually took his name from a sound effect in Toejam and Earl. It's the truth. Don't question me. He's also reached the point where if he couldn't make Halo jokes with his friends, they would have nothing left to talk about. Ever. That may be good or bad.

Well, there you have it. A lot of the things in this speech proably would have been more helpful during the voting phase, but hey, whatever. Here we go!

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Oh he'll be pleased. He loves the Ciddies.

Just noticed Samuraid won, justice is served.

Congrats to everyone who's won so far! :D

Those who didn't make it...
JKTrix...11
Necronopticous...8
Ouch!...7
I'm my own MILF...5
Kentarou...5
RSL...1

Kishi is up again, this time against Captain Maxx Power! :jess:

Go Huxley. :bigsmile:

EDIT: Oh lol ;;

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And the Ciddie goes to...
Kawaii Ryûkishi

Kawaii Ryûkishi...17
Captain Maxx Power...12

2/2 for Kishi! :jess:

I can be a pretty hard core gamer when I get into it... and very competitive. :eek: Oh and lol about Ouch! and his Halo 3 jokes. :lol: Congrats to Kishi again! :heart:

I gots a point? :bigsmile:

Go gaming nerds! :p

Congrats to Kishi again. :D

I'm gonna kill Harle-quin if I win best poet later....

35) Most Missed Member

The Nominees
Christmas
Meat Puppet
Owen Macwere
Resha
RSL
Yamaneko

Prediction Party
Who they predicted to win...

Dynast-Kid: Christmas Harle-Quin: Owen Macwere Zeldy: Resha Jessweeee♪: Christmas Denmark: Owen Macwere Psychotic: RSL Sagensyg: Christmas Goldenboko: Christmas Loony BoB: RSL Heath: RSL Jojee: RSL

Levian: Christmas Flying Mullet: Owen Macwere Rantzien: Meat Puppet Lekana: Owen Macwere Sir Lancealot: RSL Shiny: Christmas Demon Dude: Resha Old Manus: Owen Macwere Miriel: RSL qwertyxsora: Owen Macwere

Prediction Party Favourites: RSL, Christmas & Owen Macwere (6/21 - 28.6%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Resha (2/21 - 9.5%)

The Speech

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Originally Posted by qwertyxsora

Oh where have you gone? How we miss you all so very much. This caddie is for those who either can’t post or don’t feel like it, but we really would love to see them again.

Christmas

The empress of the land of HATE, Christmas comes and goes at seemingly random times, and always comes back to a warm HATE filled reception. With her MS paint art and her many stories featuring members of EoFF. Also she popped up last week if you saw.


Meat Puppet

The only nominated RM, Meat puppet has done a lot for the forums, and I’m sure he has his reasons for inactivity. Personally I don’t know much about him, but I’ll say I know many members would love to see him come back.


Owen Macwere

R.I.P. Owen. Almost a year since his untimely passing, Owen will always be remembered for his graphic design work. Always improving and ready to help, Owen was so cheerful and friendly.

Resha


Oh Resha can’t you see… The recipient of Demon Dudes infamous poem, Resha is another member who just vanished all of a sudden. Another member I know little about, but I know plenty want to see you come back.

RSL


Need I say more, it’s RSL. If he came back and made 7 spam threads, the joy would result in even Leeza not closing all of them in a flash

Yamaneko


Yams is the only mod on this list, and I hope he gets back on before he is kicked off staff. Yams does a lot for the forums, and I’m sure you miss him too.

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Congrats, Kishi, you lovely creep. :bigsmile:

COME BACK RESHA!

Hardcore? Wii? Son. I grew up with this. Come back when "Pylons" means something other than "StarCraft".

But yeah I didn't really deserve that next to Kishi or Nec. Grats!

Macwerewolf time, IMHO.

Everybody did badly in the last 5 awards. Everybody except Dynast-Kid!

Miriel: 8
Jojee: 8
Lekana: 7
Dynast-Kid: 7
Psychotic: 6
Sir Lancealot: 6
Goldenboko: 6
Shiny: 6
Rantzien: 6
Old Manus: 6
Demon Dude: 5
Sagensyg: 5
Flying Mullet: 5
Heath: 4
Denmark: 4
Jesweeeeee: 4
qwertyxsora: 3
Levian: 3
Zeldy: 3
Loony BoB: 2
Harle-Quin: 1

RSL :( His departure has made more of an impact to me than anyone's since Matty and Britt.

Those who didn't make it...
Owen Macwere 10
Resha 9
Meat Puppet 8
Yamaneko 5

Beloved RSL vs Christmas' HATE.

Go RSL!!! :heart:

Awww Wesha. :(

Christmas ftw!

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Originally Posted by Demon Dude

Awww Wesha. :(

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I know, I miss Pooja too. :(

And the Ciddie goes to...
RSL

RSL...21
Christmas...14

RSL wins by a big lead. :heart:

Poor Pooja. Oh well. :p

Congrats RSL! :D

Let's all eat some ham in his honour.

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Originally Posted by Breine

Christmas ftw!

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She got it last time.
Dude, quick posting!

CONGRATS RSL.

Yay I wish Justin would come back to us. Well done! :heart:

This is bullfrog. :mad2:

We're missing Raebus to bitch and moan about Owen Macwere not winning it and this being a popularity contest and blah whinge *shot*

Whats next...

=[ I miss Resha.

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Originally Posted by Old Manus

We're missing Raebus to bitch and moan about Owen Macwere not winning it and this being a popularity contest and blah whinge *shot*

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I am amazed that we didn't get any of that yet from anyone!

I fail to see the necassarity of the entire voting process of that award :D

You've spoken too soon

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Originally Posted by Harle-Quin

This is bullfrog. :mad2:

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Quote:

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Originally Posted by Demon Dude

Whats next...

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Egotistical

I voted for Meat Puppet. I could have a breakdown about how he didn't win it if you guys like.

Cool.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by qwertyxsora

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Demon Dude

Whats next...

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Egotistical

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Finally! One where my obvious superiority cannot be denied! :jess:

I heart RSL :love:

Grats to people~

http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/n...t_20080622.jpg
Eeyores for RSL!

HA HA! Cute.

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Originally Posted by Award Girl

http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/n...t_20080622.jpg
Eeyores for RSL!

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...Is that Eeyore binded at the feet?!

Kinky RSL! :bigsmile:

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Originally Posted by Old Manus

We're missing Raebus to bitch and moan about Owen Macwere not winning it and this being a popularity contest and blah whinge *shot*

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Harle is the new Raebus, in terms of this? ;D

The eeyores are cuddling! >=( and big eeyores feet are bound so little eeyore doesn't fall out of his arms.

34) Most Egotistical Member

The Nominees
Aerith's Knight
Bahamut2000X
Dolentrean
Evastio
God
Goldenboko
I'm my own MILF
Pureghetto
Roto13

Who they predicted to win...

Dynast-Kid: Aerith's Knight Harle-Quin: God Zeldy: I'm my own MILF Jessweeee♪: God Denmark: I'm my own MILF Psychotic: Aerith's Knight Sagensyg: God Goldenboko: Goldenboko Loony BoB: God Heath: I'm my own MILF Jojee: I'm my own MILF

Levian: I'm my own MILF Flying Mullet: God Rantzien: I'm my own MILF Lekana: Aerith's Knight Sir Lancealot: Dolentrean Shiny: God Demon Dude: Dolentrean Old Manus: Evastio Miriel: I'm my own MILF qwertyxsora: Aerith's Knight

Prediction Party Favourite: I'm my own MILF (7/21 - 33.3%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: God (6/21 - 28.6%)

The Speech

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Originally Posted by Tavrobel

It takes a real man to be able to contain the power of the Universe. E-peen0r over 9000, strength of millions of people, the arrogance of a beast that with a single horn displaces three, a man who can't be satisfied, no prayers, and stomps it out when the chorus is brought in.

Yes, I am listening to Linkin Park while writing this. Ideally, your image of an ego-man should look like this:

http://vizer.files.wordpress.com/200...pg?w=341&h=220

... but to those who fail to reach this unattainable level, there's the next best thing, the EoFF Egotistical Member Award. Second-ideally, your image should be of a person who, by his very presence causes you to crawl into yourself, a man who when possibly offended, will rage back in various imstruments of bloody death. This person, the highest of all mother'd egos can only fight back with a stringent riposte of scathing insult.

It's almost as though the ground beneath his feet elevated, instinctively programmed there for him. Raise your head high, and whoever wins will be at the top. I don't think his sweater will be stained with blood, though. From the "fysics major," the former Diablo II player (who should totally start playing again), Wonderbread-boy-toy, to the celestial being, random chocobo, Indiana Jones wanna-be, former best newbie, needlessly awesome, blown-to-itty-biddy-shreds-fromcollectiontoomanybombsizepowerupsandlosingtoSiriusintheN64game-mashingtheStartbuttonasfastaspossibletounlockthespeciallevels, and the ever present "lolaznasl," who does EoFF think is close enough to scratch Kamina-sama's face?

Yes, I insulted all of you. Deal. Maybe you should send me an indignant PM. Yeah, do that. Especially you, DragonDudeLargeNumberEquis.

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Woo! Go Dolentrean.

Oh Huxley, your ego is bigger than the stars at night deep in the heart of Texas~ :bigsmile:

Go you crazy egotistical members! :P

http://www.highlandcattleworld.com/i...ull_finlay.jpg

Poo.


I'm too scared to Google Image search "poo". So just use your imagination.

Oh right, new Ciddie. Go God!

Those who didn't make it...
God...11
Roto13...9
Dolentrean...6
Pureghetto...5
Evastio...3
Goldenboko...3
Bahamut2000X...1
RSL...1

Could AK get his 4th Ciddie from these June Ciddies? Or will MILF take it? :jess:

Predicting AK doesn't seem like such a bad idea now!

Yeah I realize I didn't predict AK nearly enough! :mog:

MILF for great justice.

And the Ciddie goes to...
I’m my own MILF

I'm my own MILF...17
Aerith's Knight...13

I win either way. Either you rec'nize, or you don't. If you don't, that only proves your nature - your sullen eyes, blinded by my sheer overwhelming brilliance. It would only affirm my status in my own eyes. :cool:

Edit: smurf yes what now bitches

Yay! Grats :p

damn straight.

Actually yes it does.

I predicted myself out of lulz of irony :D

EDIT: Justice has been served.

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w...igsmilelol.png

Go MILF! :D

I'm liking the predictions. Those two azn women who hate each other are in a duel for the top spot, and it's interesting seeing which one will blink first. Kind of like a penalty shoot out. Both have nailed the first two in this batch of five...

Of the two, I am rooting for Miriel. :tongue:

I don't see any azn women, but I do hate you CHEERIO BUTT!

'grats MILF.

32) Most Improved Member

The Nominees
Bahamut2000X
Blue Harvest
Demon Dude
Goldenboko
Momiji
Rantzien
Tavrobel

Prediction Party
Who they predicted to win...

Dynast-Kid: Momiji Harle-Quin: Goldenboko Zeldy: Goldenboko Jessweeee♪: Demon Dude Denmark: Goldenboko Psychotic: Momiji Sagensyg: Rantzien Goldenboko: Bahamut2000X Loony BoB: Rantzien Heath: Rantzien Jojee: Goldenboko

Levian: Rantzien Flying Mullet: Bahamut2000X Rantzien: Bahamut2000X Lekana: Rantzien Sir Lancealot: Demon Dude Shiny: Goldenboko Demon Dude: Goldenboko Old Manus: Demon Dude Miriel: Rantzien qwertyxsora: Goldenboko

Prediction Party Favourite: Goldenboko (7/21 - 33.3%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Rantzien (5/21 - 23.8%)

The Speech

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Originally Posted by qwertyxsora

Time passes and people change. Some for the better, others are slipping down a drain. Here are some members who are of the former, bettering their posting habits away from their newbie ways. For this speech I decided to take their oldest post outside of a newbie thread and their newest post and we can see how they changed.

Bahamut2000X

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Bahamut2000X

8 Bit theater rocks it is the best nothing is better then it I think all tv shows and comics should be replaced by 8 Bit theater. Don't pay any attention to me I'm just saying pointless stuff like a crazed maniac. Which I am:D .

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Quote:

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Originally Posted by Bahamut2000X

I finally got around to doing mine a few hours ago. I'm terrible at speeches so no one better have high hopes form me. :p

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For 1 thing his grammar is a lot better. :p Bahamut has been on EoFF for years, and has grown up with the forums. As the oldbie of the group, Bahamut has some competition that can show a more rapid change then he can.

Blue Harvest

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Blue Harvest

Why choose? Have both! Best of both worlds that way =]

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Quote:

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Originally Posted by Blue Harvest

I didn't get a birthday thread either :(

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Well, there are a couple of short posts about a sandwich and birthday. Blue Harvest is the newbie of the nominees, and is eager to remain active. No longer bickering with AK, and keeping his enthusiasm going, harvest is a great member. But is he too new to see an improvement. We will see.

Demon Dude

Wait, didn’t he already win this?

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Originally Posted by demondude55

Its the garage

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Quote:

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Originally Posted by Demon Dude

Sounds like your getting desperate.

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Another pair of quick lines. Demon Dude already won this ciddie once, can he pull it off again? Demon Dude has gotten worse in the eyes of some people, especially in the eyes of the mafia players. But past that the only change is even less spam and less activity. Is shying in the corner an improvement? Defiantly this ciddies dark horse.

Goldenboko

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Originally Posted by Goldenboco

Don Tonberry and Cactuar Trick! This what you do. Make a Weapon with Overdrive to AP, Triple Overdrive, and Triple AP, the slot is up to you. I recommend having a Auto-Phoenix armor so who dies is instantly revived. Then fight Don Tonberry or Cactuar King (or choice Don Tonberry is more controllable, Cactuar King you'll get more AP). When in the fight with Don Tonberry, have two characters on Comrade, and the one whose killed the most enemies have stoic, have the one with stoic attack him. He'll get crushed, then revived. Continue this until Don Tonberry reaches you, or if your strong enough he's dead. Then run away or kill him. You'll see that your AP amount is HUGE... why you might ask? Well let me explain let's say he does 99,999 to your character overdrive-AP makes all that damage AP then Overdrive x3 makes that x3. Now boys and girls lets do alittle math 99,999x3= 299,997 but then AP x3 comes in multiply that by 3. 299,997x3= 899,991... with ONE attack. Let's say you get in ten attacks 8,999,910 that is AP total! The ones with comrade get slightly less but come on! Look at that total! Cactuar King is alittle different instead you have all characters with comrade and basically let Cactuar King crush your members but they get revived so you can't lose. Continue letting him hit until he runs away or you run out of Phoenix downs. That is the best way to get AP hands down. But there is Magic Urn But.... thats for a later post.

Thanks to Impulsion for showing me this trick!

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Quote:

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Originally Posted by Goldenboko

Sweet, totally buying this once I get my hands on a family member's credit card :D

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Big first post boko. Anyway Goldenboko has changed a lot since he was a newbie. He went through a make a thread if it pops into my head phase, he was overobsessed with chocobos as opposed to loving them as he does now.

Momiji

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Justin

I like Paladin Cecil. Holy knights are just... my thing. Sure, I would have had the Dark Ability over Cover or white magic, but I deal with it. Besides, Cecil HAD to become a Paladin to defeat Zeromus any way.

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Quote:

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Originally Posted by Momiji

Yes, in other words, classes that make other classes worthless due to being overpowered.

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Well the new post isn’t the best example, but Momiji is a lot friendlier now, and I think he has more confidence now. Momiji even is taking incentive to creating his own little forum for his soon to be deleted social group Moebictis Anonymous. Little changes, but still they are for the better. Another dark horse

Rantzien

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Originally Posted by Rantzien

Hello mr. Spy and welcome to my first post. I am sponsored by Toyota.
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Quote:

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Originally Posted by Rantzien

The materia are of course Alexander, Contain and Sense (Alex contains no sense), but I'm not sure what to make of the rest. Is the grammatical structure of the first line relevant?

Edit: Is it the purple Huge Materia?

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Two posts in two game forums, Rantzien is very popular. An extreamly active poster, Rantzien is always there to spread his unique charm to EoFF. Has he improved enough to win this caddie though? Only EoFF knows for sure.

Tavrobel

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Tavrobel

What's with all the high stats? Is Yunalesca uber-hard on the International version or something? When I beat her, Auron barely broke 3000 hp.

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Quote:

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Originally Posted by Tavrobel

I might put off the Poison Necromancer for a while. I may either make an FoHer (for Conviction) or a Frenzy Barbarian. This time, I won't make the mistake of going for Swords.

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Another pair of game quotes. Tavrobel is pretty cold to many people, but he used to be a block of ice. I think he is in the middle of improvement, so he is someone to watch out for, if not now, defiantly come December.

Most improved for you all, good luck and may the most improved win!

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Thanks to Impulsion for showing me this trick!

GO GB ilu :choc:

qwerty forgot how important getting rid of that c was to my evolution. C's are for assholes. I'm looking at you Psychotic.

How can Rantzien improve? That doesn't make any sense whatsoever.

Don't forget, boko! Psychotic has two c's!

Nice first post, Rantzien.

Those who didn't make it...
Goldenboko...7
Blue Harvest...6
Rantzien...5
Tavrobel...4
RSL...1

Bahamut2KX, Demon Dude or Momiji?

:excited:

It's so reminiscent of copy paste DUH, I love it, Rantzien.

And go Jussy-poo~

Shauna for Best Scot!

:O

How can Demon Dude improve? He just screwed a mafia game! :p

Excellent, I didn't want to be improved. Perfection doesn't improve.

EDIT: But if DD wins I wanna slap the entire forum.

I want to reclaim my ciddie~

And the Ciddie goes to...
Bahamut2000X

who was in the lead the entire voting period. Not once knocked off the top spot!

Bahamut2000X...21
Demon Dude...10
Momiji...10

There is always best poet. : - (

Sweet justice. EoFF, you have yet to fail me.

Way to go B2XK! It's all your fault that I came to General Chat in the first place.

Still wrong about the colour thing tho'. :)

He hasn't improved until he makes a new character for Ladder. You are all fools.

Congrats Bahamut! :heart:

Congrats! :D

Grats Matt-poo-face! <3

32) Most Underrated Member

The Nominees
Evastio
Heath
Momiji
oddler
Ouch!
qwertyxsora
Sergeant Hartman
theundeadhero
vivi_lover666

Prediction Party
Who they predicted to win...

Dynast-Kid: oddler Harle-Quin: Heath Zeldy: theundeadhero Jessweeee♪: theundeadhero Denmark: qwertyxsora Psychotic: Ouch! Sagensyg: vivi_lover666 Goldenboko: Heath Loony BoB: oddler Heath: Ouch! Jojee: qwertyxsora

Levian: qwertyxsora Flying Mullet: theundeadhero Rantzien: Heath Lekana: theundeadhero Sir Lancealot: Evastio Shiny: qwertyxsora Demon Dude: qwertyxsora Old Manus: Sergeant Hartman Miriel: Heath qwertyxsora: viv_lover666

Prediction Party Favourite: qwertyxsora (5/21 - 23.8%)
Prediction Party Runners Up: Heath & theundeadhero (4/21 - 19%)

The Speech
Over to you, Goldenboko.

Go Qwertyxsora

Go Heath!

Talk of the Failure to Appreciate EoFF’s Essential Citizens (Most Underrated Member)

Dan Says:
Leen-Leen!

EiLEEN(8) Says:
hihi Dan-Dan!

Dan Says:
Whats up? Ciddies soon!

EiLEEN(8) Says:
I know! Just finishing up my votes! All I have to do is most underrated and I’m done! :D

EiLEEN(8) Says:
But I don’t know who to pick with all these good choices!

Dan Says:
What do you mean “so many good choices.” As far as I’m concerned Sarge is the only way to go!

Dan Says:
Me and him are like long lost twins of epicness. @_@

EiLEEN(8) Says:
The only way to…

EiLEEN(8) Says:
But theundeadheo is like a forgotten CK by everybody ‘cept a few who are like his worshipers.

Dan Says:
Yeah well-

LaRrY Says:
Yah Boko! Or what about qwerty and his mafia antics!

Dan Says:
Dynast? What the heck are you doin’ here-

EiLEEN(8) Says:
Yeah, yeah, yeah!

EiLEEN(8) Says:

And Evastio doesn’t get as much credit as he deserves!

Dan Says:
B-

LaRrY Says:
And did you even know that Heath was Site Staff?

LaRrY Says:
Or who vivi_lover666 is?!?

Dan Says:
N-

EiLEEN(8):
Or that oddler was working on a video game?

EiLEEN(8):
Or that Momiji has been here longer then YOU!

EiLEEN(8):
Or that Ouch! Is on the first page of the members list if you search for “!”?

Dan Says:
EVERYBODY STFO!

LaRrY Says:
Sorry :(

Dan Says:
GTFO Dynast.

LaRrY Says:
Fine.

LaRrY Says:
I will!

LaRrY went offline at 12:04AM. All messages will be received upon his next log in.

Dan Says:
This seems like a good time to end this speech doesn’t it?

EiLEEN(8):
Yah.

Dan Says:
And the winner of the Most Underrated Member is…

Go West!

Go Sarge.

Those who didn't make it...
oddler...9
Ouch!...9
Sergeant Hartman...8
Momiji...5
theundeadhero...5
vivi_lover666...4
Evastio...3
RSL...1

qwerty vs Heath! :]

Heath! Heath! Heath!

bugger it

noooooo! Sarge!

This just proves how underrated you are :(

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Originally Posted by Harle-Quin

Shauna for Best Scot!

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:love::love:

Go Heath! :excited:

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Originally Posted by Award Girl

Those who didn't make it...
oddler...9
Ouch!...9
Sergeant Hartman...8
Momiji...5
theundeadhero...5
vivi_lover666...4
Evastio...3
RSL...1

qwerty vs Heath! :]

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I was just saying to Danielle that "Heath and qwerty are so underrated, they both really deserve this." and then I refreshed and read this post. :D Good voting, people!

Whoever wins, EoFF wins. I approve!

And the Ciddie goes to...
Heath

Very close! but this sees Heath get his first ever ciddie. Congrats Heath :jess:!

Heath...12
qwertyxsora...11

Score!

So close! Excellent voting, people. :)

Well done. ;)

Now get back to Wales you bloody sheep-shagging blue-e Labourite.

The person with the least amount of votes should win this, so, RSL.

congrats heath <3 I voted for you!
and damn you all Liz and I are the cutest!

Well done Heath! :heart:

Oh so close! :jess:

Grats Heath!

I have no intentions of sifting through this spam, so I use the Thread Search for instant gratification.


Now we play the waiting game. :|

'nother point plz

kthxbai!

Jojee blinked first on predictions. And everybody congratulate Mr. Quin for getting his first prediction right since the first Ciddie was announced.

31) Most Bitter Member

The Nominees
Bunny
Captain Maxx Power
Evastio
God
Lekana
Miriel
NeoCracker
Roto13
Tavrobel
The Ceej

Prediction Party
Who they predicted to win...

Dynast-Kid: Bunny Harle-Quin: Bunny Zeldy: Bunny Jessweeee♪: Tavrobel Denmark: Bunny Psychotic: God Sagensyg: God Goldenboko: Bunny Loony BoB: Roto13 Heath: Captain Maxx Power Jojee: God

Levian: Bunny Flying Mullet: Roto13 Rantzien: Captain Maxx Power Lekana: Bunny Sir Lancealot: Captain Maxx Power Shiny: NeoCracker Demon Dude: Bunny Old Manus: Captain Maxx Power Miriel: Captain Maxx Power qwertyxsora: Tavrobel

Prediction Party Favourite: Bunny (8/21 - 38.1%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Captain Maxx Power (5/21 - 23.8%)

The Speech

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Blue Harvest

Most Bitter Member:

How do you define a bitter member? The dictionary gives the following meanings:

1. Having or being a taste that is sharp, acrid, and unpleasant.
2. Causing a sharply unpleasant, painful, or stinging sensation; harsh: enveloped in bitter cold; a bitter wind.
3. Difficult or distasteful to accept, admit, or bear: the bitter truth; bitter sorrow.
4. Proceeding from or exhibiting strong animosity: a bitter struggle; bitter foes.
5. Resulting from or expressive of severe grief, anguish, or disappointment: cried bitter tears.
6. Marked by resentment or cynicism:

So then what makes a bitter member? 3 and 6 would define each of the candidates well. And each of them equally deserves to win this award, for despite their bitterness we love them anyway. But only one of them can win this award and take his or her place as EoFF's bitterest member for the next six months, but who will it be? Well I'll tell you, it's *gets shot*

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