Opposite gender thread.

*runs over to Convertable*
*grabs Dexter from behind and squeezes tight*

This yours hun?

*needs a guy, a GOOD guy*

I do love me an Ogre.

sure sure.. come back now that you've bragged and found out I have a kickarse car. :cry:

*writes a new song*

I sorry honey, i just have never felt so good before... That was the only reason i did it. Are you mad at me?:(

Fine fine.. I forgive you... but don't touch the car, I just finished waxing it.

*looks around* Am I the only dude left? O.o;;

OOC:	are all of our names going back to normal automatically? or do we have to re-pm Rydia to get them changed back?

*fixes up hair, puts on best dress*

Hello boys. :love:

*bats eyelashes*

I for one am glad I didnt bother to have my name changed to Catherine Carper. Bah to sex changes.

hehe.. but eest.. it's such an attractive name. :p

where did my chick run off to now? o_<

*steps in front of Dexter* He is mine, no one can have him. So back off Collector

Excellent, Matilda has gone to bed, I have kissed her goodnight, now the fun may begin...

I'm still sort of here, but my dear Unnesse has left for the night, and there isn't much left in this thread now that pertains to me, so that's why I'm not posting here at the moment.

*kisses Unnesse softly while she sleeps*

whoa.. the other d00ds came back. Hey guys. 's up? :D

HEY! what about me! are you not goign to pay me any attention anymore:cry: *runs off to a corner to cry*

Nothing much. I'm just reading the old ezBoard threads. I'm getting nostalgic, even though I wasn't around until 7 months ago.

no no sweetie.. I'm not ignoring you. *holds you tight* don't cry. *kiss* :)

yeah Skye, I definately understand the nostalgic feeling. :)

noooo... you just wanna talk with the guys:cry:

it's no different than you running off to talk to your friends before when I was still dressing myself. :p *hug*

All that aside Chicky, *gets down on his knee and takes her hand* I luv ya, and your sexy, and I'm sexy.. Marry me?

Hmm, nothing interesting going on...

*spits onto the ground*

Edit: Sorry, didn't see you proposing on the previous page *applaudes then returns to staring at space*

*sniff* You really love me? Y00p think i am sexy? What can i possible say but yes sweety

:lovers:

:love: :love: :love:

*doesn't seem to have to change much*

For the love of Ceasar's ghost, you are all recockulous. Must we go through this again? Last year I developed detachment issues after I had to give up my temporary penis.

*pisses his name on the wall*

w00t!

*grabs Elizabeth and puts her in the car and hops in*

Later all.. I'm getting married. :love::love:

*gets married and has a wild honeymoon*

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Originally posted by Hal
Hmm, nothing interesting going on...

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What??? Dexter and Elizabeth just got engaged

Temporary penis? excellent

*writes name in some snow that came out of nowhere*

I bet I can pee farther than any of you guys!

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Originally posted by SharonStone

What a cute little moogle! Just like my Hello Kitty dolls! *Huggles moogle*:love:

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* slashes all of SharonStone's Hello Kitty dolls. *
Bwahahahahhaa......

Is that a challenge? *pisses on Ike*

Pfft men...so immature

OOC:I remember someone writing on the school washroom
"If you can Piss this high, Join the fire Dept.

What happened to my sistaz? We still got a performance u know, tee hee!

Oh, you betcha! *pees on himself and everyone within 10 feet*

Nooooooooo My Shoes!!!!!!! Theres piss on them they're ruined!
*Runs of in a corner and cries*

Wheeeee! Our performance will be great! :) :) :)

I just can't wwaaaiiiittt....

*giggles*

*hides from Ike*

Looks like someone needs to learn to tame their one-eyed monster. xD

Eww, I hate it when people call it that.

*pees on Ike from a distance*

You men are so disgusting!

I can't control it! Heeeeeeeeelp meeeeeeeeeeeee......

We Sistaz Mayonnaise are about to have a concert in the #eoff chatroom soon so come check us out! *giggles*

*climbs on some obscure rooftop and pisses on the crowd alla John Lennon*

I gotta stop drinking do much manly Gatorade.

*gets some girl to smack Ike's out of control hose*

*pees up towards Shlup*

You guys are sick!!! Put the mouse back in the house! I'm tried of cleaning up your urine everywhere, tee hee.

*gets a squirt on his Limp Bizkit T-shirt*

*gives up and goes to watch lesbian porn*

Thankya! *goes off with the girl that smacked his hose*

Lesbian porn......mmm tempting....

*goes and gets drunk at a sleazy bar*

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Originally posted by Colleen
You men are so disgusting!

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C'mon, babe. We aren't all disgusting.

Say, why don't you come with me for some coffee? I even have table manners. ^_~

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Originally posted by Ted

C'mon, babe. We aren't all disgusting.

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We're not?

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Originally posted by Hal


We're not?

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Sshh!! I'm trying to get a date here!

Right right....sorry

*burps* Get one for me too.

Man Ike! What happened to the girl I got for you?

*sends random winks flying throughout the place*

Hal! You get girls?

Why didn't you say so the first place? Get me a girl, too, then.

Edit: Is that a girl I see?

Are all you guys think about girls????

"Wanna get coffee?" = "Wanna have sex?"

It's a well-known rule. Or was I not supposed to give that away? Nuts.

Hey Katie, wanna have coffee with me? I gotta 8-incher and I can whinnie like a horse, cowgirl.

Sorry Ted, Ike needed help with his out of control penis...*shoves Katie_Seraph towards you* there

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Say, why don't you come with me for some coffee? I even have table manners. ^_~

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*swoon*

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Originally posted by Andrea
Are all you guys think about girls????

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We think about Vodka, too ...

Colleen: Was that a yes?

And sex...sex too

*shakes his head, picks up his bass guitar and exits -- stage left*

w00t!

Tis my lucky night, eh. *dances*

*trips Ted and laughs*

Man...that was funny...

*pisses on a copcar and gets arrested*

Well...I guess thats all from me tonite, i'll be spending the night in a jail cell with some husky man who might(probably) anal rape me *shudders*

*Laughs, too*

Well, if the girl kicks me out; can I come watch?

*pisses one more time on Ted before tucking her penis away for now to go work on an English paper*

Sure, you can watch and video tape it, as long as I get some of the money you make off selling it.

*shakes head in disapproval*

I'm already a famous male poet, the sequel to a famous composer, the wife of Dr. Unne, and a crossdressing pirate.

*wins*

edit that was my 1000th post

*wins again*

Right. *Gets the cam ready*

You get, say, 50% >=).

*Is pissed on* *Pisses back* ?

Hey there boys *wink wink*

For those of ya who couldn't make it, here's a transcript of our performance. Sistaz Mayonnaise forevaire!

[22:42:51] (Katie) Well, we're only here for a short while, so we decided to perform one of our favourite hits!
[22:43:19] (Katie) Yes, the single which topped the Uk, Us, Australian, New Zealand, Asian, European...*gets hit by brick*
[22:43:32] (Natalie) *sets down remaining bricks*
[22:43:52] (Andrea) OOC: prepared to get lamed
[22:44:49] (Katie) OOC: yeah very lamed.
[22:45:07] (Natalie) OOC: very very lamed
[22:45:16] (Katie) Anyway, here's our featured single "Very Un-Independent Women Part 101"!
[22:45:44] (Katie) Let's hit it boyz!
[22:45:48] (Katie) i mean girlz!
[22:46:06] (Andrea) Question: Tell me what you think about me I Steal my own diamonds and I Steal my own rings Only ring your cell-y when I'm feelin lonely When it's all over please get up and leave. Question: Tell me how you feel about this Try to control me boy you get dismissed Pay my own fun, oh and I fruad my own bills Always 0/100in relationships
[22:46:18] (Katie) OOC: Andy....
[22:46:37] (Ted) W00t w00t! Go girls!
[22:46:39] (Katie) OOC: XD XD XD
[22:46:55] (Natalie) The boots on my toes
[22:46:57] (Natalie) I stole them
[22:47:04] (Natalie) The thong I'm wearing
[22:47:07] (Natalie) I've stole it.
[22:47:14] * [TrAgEdY] is not here
[22:47:21] (Natalie) The stone I'm stoning'
[22:47:24] (Natalie) "Cause I depend on my mother
[22:47:32] (Natalie) If I wanted the watch you're wearin'
[22:47:38] (Natalie) I'll rip it off your arm
[22:47:45] (Natalie) The shack that i live in
[22:47:48] (Natalie) I stole it
[22:47:56] (Natalie) The truck i'm driving
[22:47:57] (Andrea) *shakes arse*
[22:47:57] (Natalie) I stole it
[22:48:04] (Natalie) I depend on my mother
[22:48:17] (Natalie) (I depend on my mother)
[22:48:33] (Katie) *my turn*
[22:48:41] (Ted) The Destiny's child's version of Lady Marmalade.
[22:48:43] (Katie) All the women who are un-independent
[22:49:01] (Katie) throw your rings up at me
[22:49:08] (Katie) All the honeys who makin' money
[22:49:13] (Katie) Give the money to me
[22:49:18] (Kalenisis) Night.
[22:49:24] (Katie) All the mommas who profit dollas
[22:49:27] (Katie) OOC: night Kalen
[22:49:29] (Kalenisis) *flees*
[22:49:33] *** Kalenisis (Kalenisis@FFChat-23567.ipt.aol.com) Quit (Leaving: )
[22:49:36] (Katie) Give your dollas to me
[22:49:43] (Katie) All the ladies who truly feel me
[22:49:55] (Katie) Just don't get all dirty
[22:50:21] (Cougar) away@sleep/12:52a P:On-L:On
[22:51:05] (Andrea) OOC:Prepared to really be lamed by my next line
[22:51:06] (Andrea) Girl I didn't know you could get up like that Cindy, how your Devils get down like that Girl I didn't know you could get up like that Cindy, how your devils get down like that
[22:51:31] (Natalie) *my turn w00t!*
[22:51:41] (Natalie) Tell me how you feel about this
[22:51:51] (Natalie) Who would I need if I woudl wanna die
[22:52:01] (Natalie) I didn't work and I sacrificed my mom
[22:52:10] (Natalie) Ladies, it's easy being dependent
[22:52:30] (Natalie) Question: How'd you like this knowledge I dont' have
[22:52:41] (Natalie) Beatin' on that ash that he gave you is to front
[22:52:52] (Andrea) OOC:this is spam
[22:52:54] (Natalie) If you're gonna brag, flaunt your daddy's money.
[22:53:02] (Natalie) Depend on your parents to give you everything!
[22:53:15] (Katie) The shoes on my feet
[22:53:19] (Katie) I stole it
[22:53:25] (Katie) The bikini i'm wearing
[22:53:29] (Katie) I stole it
[22:53:35] (Katie) The stone i'm stonin'
[22:53:42] *** Katie was kicked by irc.ffchat.net (Flooding (Limit is 5 lines per 8 seconds))
[22:53:47] * [TrAgEdY] thinks this could be the end of this server
[22:53:50] (Andrea) OOC:HAHAHAHAHA
[22:53:56] *** Katie (SeR4pH-X@165.21.308.2190) has joined #eoff
[22:53:58] * [TrAgEdY] prays
[22:54:00] (Katie) OOC: oops.
[22:54:04] (Ted) Aww, poor Katie.
[22:54:09] (Andrea) OOC: this IS the end of this server
[22:54:17] (Katie) If I wanted that underwear
[22:54:24] * Andrea OOC:prays he doesn't get banned
[22:54:30] * Andrea err she*
[22:54:34] (Katie) I'd strip u and get it all.
[22:54:43] (Katie) The house I lived in
[22:54:50] (Katie) I burgled it
[22:54:55] (Ted) W000t! Strip! Strip!
[22:55:01] (Ted) Take it off, darling!
[22:55:04] (Katie) The car I'm driving
[22:55:14] (Katie) I snagged it
[22:55:22] * Andrea takes of top but doesn't show her boobs
[22:55:27] (Katie) I depend on my momma (I depend on my momma)
[22:55:29] * Natalie takes it all off!
[22:55:42] (Andrea) All the women who are un-independent Throw your rings up at me All the honeys who makin money Give all your money to meAll the mommas who profit dollas Throw your dollas up at me All the ladies who truly feel me Just don't get dirty
[22:55:47] (Katie) OOC: Whoa at Aex.
[22:55:54] * Andrea also takes it all off
[22:56:24] (Natalie) Girl I didn't know you could be lazy like that
[22:56:37] (Natalie) Billy, how your Devils be lame like that
[22:56:38] (Natalie) Girl I didn't know you could be lazy like that
[22:56:39] (Natalie) Girl I didn't know you could be lazy like that
[22:56:41] (Natalie) Billy, how your Devils be lame like that
[22:56:46] (Natalie) OOC: D'oh
[22:57:12] (Katie) Sistaz Mayonnaise's Child
[22:57:17] (Katie) Wazz Down?
[22:57:29] (Katie) You outta the nba?
[22:57:31] * [TrAgEdY] thinks the end is near
[22:57:36] (Katie) Not 'nuff
[22:57:44] * Andrea Ooc:hopes this is the end
[22:58:01] (Katie) We'll strip pple off Sistaz style
[22:58:08] ([TrAgEdY]) i'm just so young *cries*
[22:58:52] (Ted) Hey Trag.
[22:58:57] (Ted) *whisper* which girl do you want?
[22:59:04] (Andrea) Child of Destiny un-Independent beauty Noone else can steal from me, Billy Devils
[22:59:14] (Natalie) Whoa!
[22:59:19] * Andrea OOC:Help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[22:59:21] (Natalie) All the girlz who are un-independent
[22:59:25] (Natalie) Throw your rings up at me
[22:59:34] (Natalie) All the bees who don't work
[22:59:39] (Natalie) Throw your rings up at me
[22:59:51] * Andrea crys like hell
[22:59:59] (Natalie) All the mommas who steal dollas
[23:00:03] (Natalie) Throw your rings up at me
[23:00:10] (Natalie) All the ladies who truly feel me.
[23:00:11] ([TrAgEdY]) *whispers Ted* can't choose any.. kinda hard decision
[23:00:12] (Ted) Awww, Anrea's crying. *Comforts*
[23:00:15] (Natalie) Man, that feels good.
[23:00:21] (Katie) Gay, I didn't know you could do it like that
[23:00:21] (Katie) Billy, how could u let us get done like that
[23:00:33] (Katie) (repeats until fade)
[23:00:34] (Natalie) *repeats until fade*
[23:00:42] (Natalie) *dies*

WAAAAAA !!!!!!
Oh well whats done is done
*hides in corner*

Yes, what a brilliant performance by the Sistaz Mayonnaise...*gets hit by brick* Thank u for coming to the concert! We hope u enjoyed it! *Flies off to New York to perform*

Curse these infernal time-zones. I can't believe you've managed to have a 10 page long discussion whilst I was sleeping...and look, I've missed all the fun.

This opposite-gender stuff sounds rather interesting to say the least. If any moderator has a suitable alternative to my current forum name, please feel free to change it. I can't think of anything myself...

*Winks at Wyll*

*pretends to be a girl*

Ooooohhh! When I was sleeping, 10 pages just appeared!! How cute! ^_^

Oh, ohh! Can I still be horny?? I mean, as in a very horny girl! :D

*jumps up and down*
*then moves her breasts*

Whooo! :D :p

*Looks at Rinoa-y*

How YOU doin'?

O_o
O_o
O_o

So this is the reason for all the sudden gender changes in names, eh? I've never seen a thread grow this quickly before :p

Sorry, but I don't feel like acting as a female, thank you :)

*giggles at Ted*

Heehee! *huggles Ted a lot* :D

Oh, oh! Crono! *patpats you* ;) :p

So, I was just gonna head back to my place and get something to drink. Wanna come with me, Rinoa-y?

I would like to get to know you better; if that's alright.

*Pinches Rinoa'y's arse*

These mammaries are uncomfortable. I honestly don't know how you females cope with these obtrusive things bouncing about in your face all day long. Don't get me wrong, I like them, but I wouldn't want to permanently wear them...

*Puts on some glitter and eye-shadow*

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So, I was just gonna head back to my place and get something to drink. Wanna come with me, Rinoa-y?

I would like to get to know you better; if that's alright.

*Pinches Rinoa'y's arse*

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Heehee! Sure! :) *patpats you*

Oooh, you little naughty boy! Pinching my cute arse, huh?? ^_~ *does the same to you* ;)

What the heck, my avatar's already female ;)

*huggles everybody 'til they're blue*

*Turns blue and can't breath anymore*

*buys a whole bunch of clothes*

I have nothing to wear!!!

*buys a whole bunch of makeup*

I'm so ugly! Why can't I be pretty?

I'm so broke. It's so hard to just live off the essentials. Daddy...

Oooh, all you sexy guys.:love::love::love: Tee-hee!

Oopsies, well I've gots to be goies now.:( VuVViES!!!

*runs all over to find shops that have lots of useless stuff to buy* Hmm... I think I need one of those too *takes all sorts of thingies*

I always wanted a pair of these... *fondles own breasts* Hmm... doesn't seem quite as fun as I'd imagined... *hikes up bra strap* and these things are very uncomfortable...

Oh well... at least I get to have multiple orgasms... *goes off to experiment*

Zell!! *runs to Zell* I wuv you soooo much!! *huggles you to death* Poke my b00bies! You know you wanna!!















:p

Had I been drugged, because I seemed to missed a lot while I was out and gone for two weeks. What happen, did the world blow up in a week.

*agrees* I haven't seen a threat grow so fast in twenty-four hours lately. It just shows what our real intertests are. ^_^

*rubs his hands together* :joey: *chases YOU*


Don't you hate pants?

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Zell!! *runs to Zell* I wuv you soooo much!! *huggles you to death* Poke my b00bies! You know you wanna!!


:p

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Umm... Thanks, but no thanks.

Awww, how cute!! ^_^;; Zell doesn't wanna admit that he'd love to!! C'mon, Zell, don't deny it! You know you wanna! ^_~

Dr Unnesse, us girls have got to stick together... *starts developing lesbian tendencies to DR Unnesse* :joey:

Aw... Well, if you say so. *pokes*

*giggles*

Ain't I a silly girl to have this thread back?
Tee hee hee