End of Year 2008 Ciddies Revelation thread! It happened! Were you in [AG's Bed]?

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Originally Posted by Bunny

I'm not sure you have much room to talk, AK.

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You should see my exam schedule. :p

Trouble is, I make too much free time. >_>

Bunny and AK for MLT get together in summer '09 ciddies!

The tension rises, go BG!

Gj face and good luck helpful gamers ^_^

Come on Psychotic I believe in you! You deserve this! You always give out lots of game advice! For serious!

Nah, that guy has no chance.

Predictions league table update please

Those who didn't make the cut...

SeedRankLou 6
Psychotic 5
Dreddz 3
RSL 1

BG-57 and JKTrix. Who knows more secret codes to help out their fellow gamers?

Methinks the five people who voted for Psychotic voted on name recognition and not knowledge on the topic. xD

:excited: :excited:

And the winner is...

JKTrix!

JKTrix 19
BG-57 18

Was reading that result helpful?

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Originally Posted by Rantzien

Bunny and AK for MLT get together in summer '09 ciddies!

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I will end you.

Wow, these are all so close! Good 'un JKTrix.

congrats

Ouch, I am missing a lot of predictions by 1-2 votes.

Methinks the five people who voted for Psychotic are the only people who can see the TRUTH.

You will be rewarded, faithful followers.

Either way, BG and JK are both deserving winners. :)

EDIT: smurfing slow. Nice work Trix. We had a lovely time on Gears, didn't we?

Congrats, Trix. =D

Most Hardcore Gamer

The finalists:
Dreddz
I'm my own MILF
JKTrix
Necronopticous
Psychotic
RSL
Tavrobel
Wolf Kanno

Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:
Demon Dude: I'm my own MILF
Momiji: JKTrix
Old Manus: Dreddz
Yaridovich: Tavrobel
Jessweeee♪: JKTrix
qwertyxsora: JKTrix
Levian: I'm my own MILF
Tavrobel: JKTrix
Clouded Sky: JKTrix
Sergeant Hartman: JKTrix
Sir Lancealot: Psychotic
Del Murder: Necronopticous
Psychotic: JKTrix
Rocket Edge: Dreddz
I'm my own MILF: Dreddz
Noctiluca: JKTrix
Shiny: Wolf Kanno
Bunny: Necronopticus

Prediction Totals
JKTrix 8 44%
Dreddz 3 17%
I'm my own MILF 2 11%
Tavrobel 1 6%
Psychotic 1 6%
Necronopticous 1 6%
Wolf Kanno 1 6%

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Originally Posted by Tavrobel

Some gamers aren't born as the guy that helps out the most. And for the rest of the world, there's two people that matter in the game: me and me. Nothing else matters. No one can read your poker face, so you'll just have to show them what you've got.

Grind those gears.

http://www.coeshow.com/shop/images/u...F150-Gears.jpg

While people who actually think they're hardcore are busy playing WoW, you're busy getting that Lightning Sorceress you made on Diablo II to 99 again, because apparently, you spent 3 Strength points wrong. By the way, Archon Plates are 103 Strength, not 106.

You're the guy who does care about the K/D/A. You're the guy who knows that Earthshaker's Echo Slam is based on Fan of Knives. You know everything, you've broken down the game to rote and knowledge. There isn't anymore skill. The dedication is your badge of skill. And frankly, you can be confident in yourself, and you want to know why? Because you aren't food.

I wonder, EoFF, who do you think is the gamer here that abuses the most?

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Maybe I should make more references to WoW < DII?[/QUOTE]

Anybody who plays Diablo II is hardcore, anyone.

Those who didn't make the cut:

Tavrobel 7
I'm my own MILF 6
Dreddz 5
Psychotic 5
Wolf Kanno 3
RSL 1

That leaves JKTrix and Necronopticous. Which one can out-play the other?

Trix by a landslide?

A double-bill?

Beaten by JKTrix?! An outrage! When we played campaign on GoW2 I totally killed more Locust than he!

(good luck dude ;))

And the winner is...

JKTrix!

JKTrix 15
Necronopticous 10

JKTrix manages to scoop both gamer related Ciddies this time. Not too shabby.

Apparently I am quite good at predicting runner ups.

well done again!

Neither Danielle nor I expected to win this time (or last time) so a very big thankyou to everyone who got annoyed at the other candidates constantly mentioning each other, and also to Necro for being too cool to be called cute. But seriously, Danielle posting pics of her cute self and me not posting pics of my ugly mug is what won us that Ciddie. *nod* I'm proud to live with her and be loved by her, and I love her. That's all I need. But the Ciddie is a nice bonus.

Also, I actually get called Santa regularly at work as my job as stock controller involves hoarding all the IT equipment and handing out boxes to people on a regular basis. So 'Merry Christmas' is said pretty often, and I guess I find it rather fitting that I won because of that. Even if you guys probably had no idea. xD

I like my little helper. :D

Finally: Big D, o_O, myself... NZ represent, dammit. Here's hoping for more!

Congrats to all the other winners.

I want prediction stats. =0

Congrats, Trix! :D

Before I start the next Ciddie, Most Missed Member, I'd like to take a moment to remember Owen Macwere and how we all wish he were still with us today. :cry:

RIP Owen.

Grats JKTrix


EDIT: :( at owen.

Most missed, the sad one. =(

Moment over.

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Originally Posted by Award Girl

Before I start the next Ciddie, Most Missed Member, I'd like to have a moment to remember Owen Macwere and how we all wish he were still with us today. :cry:

RIP Owen.

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RIP Owen, RIP Dew Drop.

RIP man. He was always so nice and helpful.

Most Missed Member

The finalists:
ff babe
Owen Macwere
Resha
roto13
RSL

Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:
Demon Dude: Resha
Momiji: Roto13
Old Manus: Roto13
Yaridovich: Roto13
Jessweeee♪: RSL
qwertyxsora: Owen Macwere
Levian: Roto13
Tavrobel: Roto13
Clouded Sky: Resha
Sergeant Hartman: Resha
Sir Lancealot: Owen Macwere
Del Murder: Roto13
Psychotic: Roto13
Rocket Edge: Roto13
I'm my own MILF: Roto13
Noctiluca: Roto13
Shiny: Resha
Bunny: Owen Macwere

Prediction Totals
Roto13 10 56%
Resha 4 22%
Owen Macwere 3 17%
RSL 1 6%

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Originally Posted by Jiro

The Most Missed Member Ciddie is awarded to the member most missed by the denizens of EoFF. Members may leave the forums for many reasons. Perhaps the member was banned, or they departed from the forums with a sad farewell, never to return. In any case, they're gone now, but they've left a lasting impression on the members here and won't be forgotten. Ironically, the member isn't around to claim their award, but I'm sure they'd feel honoured anyway.

Our nominees are:

ff babe - ff babe is most notable for her dislike of Super Delete and being in love with Psychotic. With a total thread creation count of 41, nobody can call her an "uncontributing member", even if her posts included "I h8 u super delete, i signed up for this for you and u sed u were my friend, why do u always riun my fuking threads, now i have to make a new one and then u'll delete that, i h8 u, u fuking bastard!"

Owen Macwere - Beloved member and friend of many EoFFers who sadly passed away. He was an avid poet, writer and artist who inspired many to take up the art forms. I implore anyone who hasn't looked at his work to do so immediately, there are links on his profile.

Resha - The unofficial "Best Newb Thread Title" winner as awarded by Cz. Resha was also the subject of Demon Dude's famous poem. Also supports the Arsenal football team, much to the irritation of Psychotic.

roto13 - Roto13 is a recently banned member often associated with Indiana Jones. Roto was banned for "ignoring warnings, and continuing to flame". A fighter til the very end, Roto left us this quote "If I'm going down, I'm going down in flames!" before getting banned.

RSL - Namesake of RSL Day and accomplished singer (see:RSL Singing). RSL is Ciddie's veteran, being nominated for every single category including the best couple (RSL + RSL's hat).

In the end, all these members are dearly missed, but who will be crowned the Most Missed Member of EoFF this time?


Hope that's good enough :D

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RIP Owen...

Those who missed the cut:

RSL 12
Owen Macwere 8
ff babe 5

Who will be missed more? Brutally honest roto or sweet Resha?

Reshaaaaaaa.

Roto will stomp this but...

ff babe - keep the dream alive.

EDIT: Bastards. :(

Rhodyyyyyyy :kaocry:

Gogo Resha!

Reshaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

And the winner is...

roto13!

roto13 22
Resha 14

Yeah, like that surprised anyone. :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Award Girl

Yeah, like that surprised anyone. :rolleyes:

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Not at all. :heart:

Yay Roto13 <333

resha =[

Most Improved Member

The finalists:
Aerith's Knight
Blue Harvest
Demon Dude
Fonz
Goldenboko
Yaridovich

Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:
Demon Dude: Demon Dude
Momiji: Goldenboko
Old Manus: Fonz
Yaridovich: Yaridovich
Jessweeee♪: Fonz
qwertyxsora: Yaridovich
Levian: Aerith's Knight
Tavrobel: Blue Harvest
Clouded Sky: Demon Dude
Sergeant Hartman: Blue Harvest
Sir Lancealot: Yaridovich
Del Murder: Aerith's Knight
Psychotic: Yaridovich
Rocket Edge: Yaridovich
I'm my own MILF: Aerith's Knight
Noctiluca: Aerith's Knight
Shiny: Goldenboko
Bunny: Demon Dude

Prediction Totals
Yaridovich 5 28%
Aerith's Knight 4 22%
Demon Dude 3 17%
Goldenboko 2 11%
Fonz 2 11%
Blue Harvest 2 11%

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Originally Posted by Demon Dude

Ah, here we are again, the most improved member ciddie. This ciddie is my personal favourite, not only because it feels so good to win, but because of the close competition in it. Let's look at the nominees, first post to most recent.

Aerith's Knight.
final fantasy VII and VIII are just the best games ever created. but if you are gonna make a new one plz dont trade in the story for technology.. by that i mean that you can put the amazing graphics in the game but if the story sucks you have nothing.. further for the plot i think that if youre just gonna do laguna and his trip youre using the easy way out.. in a good FF game you have to have twists and turns in the story and if you know the end from FF8 then well its just lame.. iam not saying you have to have a whole diff story but you have to have new things.. anyway i dun care if they wrecked up the story id prob buy it anyway

Wow, very long, and very ... different! The grammar is quite flawed but there is lots of content, AK felt strongly about the story.

1. She has far more sway over me than you.
2. I still won't watch it.

Ah, his most recent post to this date. It is much shorter, but the grammar is impeccable! Some humour injected into it too.
Ak has 100% improved, but will he win the votes?

Blue Harvest
Yup, I's a newbie. I've been lurking around for a while and finally decided to join.


*Insert rest of intro here*

He stalked back then too! His first post is quite simple, let's look at his most recent.

Can't beat a good curry.

Your sure can't Blue Harvest, you sure can't. I don't see any significant improvement here, but I do see some curry appreciation.

Demon Dude
I have won this one before, and I think this is the third time I've been nominated for it. Let's look at ... me!

Hello i am new i hope 2 make lotas of new friends:D

Adorable.

The eternal question.

It appears as if I have become poetic in this year and a half. Not much to comment on really.

Goldenboko.
Don Tonberry and Cactuar Trick! This what you do. Make a Weapon with Overdrive to AP, Triple Overdrive, and Triple AP, the slot is up to you. I recommend having a Auto-Phoenix armor so who dies is instantly revived. Then fight Don Tonberry or Cactuar King (or choice Don Tonberry is more controllable, Cactuar King you'll get more AP). When in the fight with Don Tonberry, have two characters on Comrade, and the one whose killed the most enemies have stoic, have the one with stoic attack him. He'll get crushed, then revived. Continue this until Don Tonberry reaches you, or if your strong enough he's dead. Then run away or kill him. You'll see that your AP amount is HUGE... why you might ask? Well let me explain let's say he does 99,999 to your character overdrive-AP makes all that damage AP then Overdrive x3 makes that x3. Now boys and girls lets do alittle math 99,999x3= 299,997 but then AP x3 comes in multiply that by 3. 299,997x3= 899,991... with ONE attack. Let's say you get in ten attacks 8,999,910 that is AP total! The ones with comrade get slightly less but come on! Look at that total! Cactuar King is alittle different instead you have all characters with comrade and basically let Cactuar King crush your members but they get revived so you can't lose. Continue letting him hit until he runs away or you run out of Phoenix downs. That is the best way to get AP hands down. But there is Magic Urn But.... thats for a later post.

Good lord! A HUGE post, I dread to see what his most recent one is.

I didn't really ask Chrissy out. We where discussing something else and somehow ended up to:
Dan: What would you say if I said I had a mini-crush on you?
Chrissy: Honestly?
Dan: Yes.
Chrissy: I'd like it.
*Ten minutes later*
Dan: Wait a sec! Are we dating now or something?
Chrissy: I think... so.
He has a girlfriend now! Does she know what she is getting into? I mean ... a bird fetish is quite odd. At least there is no agonisingly long post.

Fonz
Aaaaaayyyyyyyyyy.

Well, it would be nice of square to ethier say its not comin' out for PS3 or it is, because these debates are driving me crazy

Fonz is distressed by the debates, how sweet!

Look at what we've come to.

Ah, beautiful. I'm guessing those damned debates escalated?

Yaridovich.
The fight is difficult if all you have used throughout the game is a Squall/Zell/Rinoa party and only attacked with a GF the entire game. If you have a well balanced party it is extremely easy, but with Squall 40, Zell 30, and everyone else around 15 with no GF compatability, it is almost impossible.

Nothing strange here, apart from ANOTHER FF8 post.

Try reading this thread as individual posts, and disregard any context. It's getting kinda naughty

Ah! Filthy, filthy, filthy. Appalling.
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Yes, that is all. Give the award out I suppose.

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My predictions have been pretty sucky after those first three :\

:excited:

The 'invicible' Goldeninevitability?

Sorry GoBo, I'm not going to let you live it down.

Fonz will probably win.

Those who didn't make the cut:

Yaridovich 12
Fonz 8
Goldenboko 5
Blue Harvest 1
RSL 1

Aerith's Knight or Demon Dude. Who's running version 2.0 lately?

what the

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Hot jiggly DDs!

:jokey:

And the winner is...

Aerith's Knight!

Aerith's Knight 20
Demon Dude 13

A much needed improvement? :p

I'd edge or DD of those two. But then I might have voted for AK. I don't remember who my vote went to...

EDIT: G'job, AK. Either of yourselves would have been worthy winners in my book. Everyone can always improve.

Awwww. =(

There hasn't been much to improve lately, sweetie! You've been great the last 6 months!

Well done AK :cookie:

Most Underrated Member

The finalists:
Noctiluca
qwertyxsora
RSL
Sergeant Hartman
Wolf Kanno
Yaridovich
Zeromus_X

Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:
Demon Dude: Sergeant Hartman
Momiji: Noctiluca
Old Manus: Sergeant Hartman
Yaridovich: Noctiluca
Jessweeee♪: Wolf Kanno
qwertyxsora: Yaridovich
Levian: qwertyxsora
Tavrobel: Zeromus_X
Clouded Sky: Wolf Kanno
Sergeant Hartman: Wolf Kanno
Sir Lancealot: Noctiluca
Del Murder: Sergeant Hartman
Psychotic: Yaridovich
Rocket Edge: Wolf Kanno
I'm my own MILF: Noctiluca
Noctiluca: Yaridovich
Shiny: Yaridovich
Bunny: Noctiluca

Prediction Totals
Noctiluca 5 28%
Wolf Kanno 4 22%
Yaridovich 4 22%
Sergeant Hartman 3 17%
qwertyxsora 1 6%
Zeromus_X 1 6%

Apparently these people were so underrated that no one felt it was necessary to turn in a speech.

Grats my interviewee

Weeeeeeeeeeeee I finally won one to be proud of. xD

*pumps fist*

Go Lunar! You'll never be underrated in my heart. Just overrated. xD

:heart:

come on matt!

Noctilucaaaaa :kaocheer:

I guess I'll be gunning for best poet then. :sweatdrop:

Those who didn't make the cut:

Sergeant Hartman 12
Yaridovich 9
Wolf Kanno 6
Zeromus_X 4
RSL 1

qwertyxsora or Noctiluca? Which one deserves more props?

Wolf Kanno or Hatty!

edit: poop :(

Noctiluca! 100%

Naughtyluca <33

OMG i love both these guys D:

And the winner is...

qwertyxsora

qwertyxsora 16
Noctiluca 14

Qwertyxwinnar!

aww damn

Hurray! Go qwerty! I think everyone appreciates him more now :bigsmile:

Grats qwerty!

bawww etc

Horniest Member

The finalists:
Blue Harvest
Lekana
Nominus Experse
Rye
ShlupQuack
TyphoonThaReapa

Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:
Demon Dude: TyphoonThaReapa
Momiji: Rye
Old Manus: Blue Harvest
Yaridovich: Blue Harvest
Jessweeee♪: Lekana
qwertyxsora: TyphoonThaReapa
Levian: Lekana
Tavrobel: Lekana
Clouded Sky: Blue Harvest
Sergeant Hartman: Lekana
Sir Lancealot: Blue Harvest
Del Murder: Blue Harvest
Psychotic: Lekana
Rocket Edge: Rye
I'm my own MILF: Nominus Experse
Noctiluca: Nominus Experse
Shiny: Blue Harvest
Bunny: Lekana

Prediction Totals
Blue Harvest 6 33%
Lekana 6 33%
TyphoonThaReapa 2 11%
Rye 2 11%
Nominus Experse 2 11%

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Originally Posted by Jiro

The EoFF Horniest Member Ciddie could be considered a dubious honour, but if the stereotypes are correct, then we're all sex-depraved nerds. However, our nominees are very, very, very eager to prove that stereotype incorrect.

Our nominees could have earned their nominations a few different ways, whether by continually hitting on other members, frequent posting of innuendos, or just being downright sleazy. Never-the-less, our nominees have earned their place as the horniest members in our fair internet community, but there can only be one winner. Who will that winner be? Let's first see who our nominees are:

Blue Harvest - Blue Harvest, for some unknown reason, reminds me of my friend Josh and his innuendo of "fluffing your garfield". So BH, do you fluff your garfield?

Lekana - Lekana's location is "in your closet". That's prime positioning for leaping out and tackling someone onto their bed, no? She's obviously horny if she's hiding in your closet!

Nominus Experse - I know nothing about Nominus, but here's a quote I found in his user notes.

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I actually own a Snorlax plush that my girlfriend gave me, so I can literally say that I do touch him everyday.

He sits on the nightstand and watches the sex happen with a smile on his face. He's always smiling.

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Rye - Rye made Sexy Slashfic, didn't she? I think that speaks for itself, really.

TyphoonThaReapa - This guy is obviously horny. Only really horny people use the pimp smilie as an avatar.

So, people of EoFF, who have you decided is the Horniest Member? Just be careful, they might celebrate their win by coming after you...

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This has to go to the girl whose 'sexual frustration could fuel a rocket to the moon'.

Lekana touches robots.

Nominus needs to win this!

I hope whoever wins this wants to celebrate it alone. With me. In my bed. HAVING SEX.

Those who didn't make the cut:
Blue Harvest 12
Rye 11
Nominus Experse 7
ShlupQuack 1
RSL 1

That leaves Lekana and TyphoonThaReapa for the award. They're alone in the back room now waiting to see who gets to come forward and claim the Ciddie. Wait, I've left the two horniest members in EoFF alone in the back room. WHAT HAVE I DONE!?!?

You just want to make love to Lekana.

...

Wow? o_O

And the winner is...

Lekana!

Lekana 16
TyphoonThaReapa 13

It's always cool when a dude pretending to be a girl on the internet wins a sexual-related award. :spin:

A winner is you!

Into Psy's bed now.

weirdest Member

The finalists:
A Most Loved Man
Blue Harvest
Evastio
MadeOfApples
The Ceej

Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:
Demon Dude: Blue Harvest
Momiji: The Ceej
Old Manus: The Ceej
Yaridovich: A Most Loved Man
Jessweeee♪: The Ceej
qwertyxsora: A Most Loved Man
Levian: Blue Harvest
Tavrobel: A Most Loved Man
Clouded Sky: The Ceej
Sergeant Hartman: The Ceej
Sir Lancealot: The Ceej
Del Murder: A Most Loved Man
Psychotic: Evastio
Rocket Edge: Evastio
I'm my own MILF: The Ceej
Noctiluca: Evastio
Shiny: The Ceej
Bunny: A Most Loved Man

Prediction Totals
The Ceej 8 44%
A Most Loved Man 5 28%
Evastio 3 17%
Blue Harvest 2 11%

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Originally Posted by Jiro

Everybody is a little bit strange, a little bit weird. But how do we define weird? Can we even define weird? It is a word with a vast range, but one thing is for certain; the members nominated for the Weirdest Member Ciddie are most definitely the weirdest bunch you're ever likely to meet.

Because I'm too lazy to get a real dictionary, I've resorted to using the most reliable dictionary in existance: Wiktionary. Weird is defined there as:

a) having supernatural or preternatural power
b) having an unusually strange character or behaviour
c) deviating from the normal; bizarre

Now, I'm not sure any of our nominees have super powers, but they fit the other two definitions quite well.

Our nominees all display forms of strangeness, and I'm sure you have witnessed it all first hand at some point. So, without any more delay, on to the crowning of EoFF's Weirdest!

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L O FREAKING L

Weeeeeeeeeeee

Congrats Lekana.

congrats love :)

I think maybe I should give Reapa some comfort about losing instead. A'yo son I want me some dark chocolate!!

A most loved man is banned now, so he won't recieve it. =(

Those who didn't make the cut:

The Ceej 13
Blue Harvest 6
MadeOfApples 1
RSL 1

A Most Loved Man or Evastio? Who has weirdness down to an art?

The Ceej didn't even make the top two?! Weird...

And the winner is...

Evastio!

Evastio 21
A Most Loved Man 18

This award's fun when you can abuse the weird filter. :p

Evastio!

Wow, that was unexpected.

Funniest Member

The finalists:
DK
Levian
Psychotic
Rantzien
The Ceej

Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:
Demon Dude: Rantzien
Momiji: Rantzien
Old Manus: Psychotic
Yaridovich: Rantzien
Jessweeee♪: Rantzien
qwertyxsora: Rantzien
Levian: Rantzien
Tavrobel: Rantzien
Clouded Sky: Psychotic
Sergeant Hartman: Rantzien
Sir Lancealot: The Ceej
Del Murder: Rantzien
Psychotic: Rantzien
Rocket Edge: DK
I'm my own MILF: Rantzien
Noctiluca: Rantzien
Shiny: Rantzien
Bunny: The Ceej

Prediction Totals
Rantzien 13 72%
Psychotic 2 11%
The Ceej 2 11%
DK 1 6%

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Originally Posted by Jiro

Everyone loves to laugh, except if they're a cynic. Those of us who are more adept at creating laughter are revered by their peers, and as such, the Funniest Member Ciddie was born. It is through this award that we recognise the efforts (intentional or accidental) of members who bring about a happier (and louder) planet. There are many different types of humour, but no matter which style our nominees are most proficient in, they still make people laugh!

The funniest member award is given to the member whose talents may include making people:

Roll on the floor :roll:

Jump up and down or stamp their feet :pinkelephant:

Snort liquid out of their nose

Burst into uncontrollable fits of laughter :kaolaugh:

Or just quietly chuckle :chuckle:

(Or, in the case of a true champion of humour, all at once)

Our nominees are the best of the best when it comes to creating laughs, but who is the funniest member of EoFF?

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Doesn't Evastio refuse to have anything to do with the Ciddies? Mind you, that's never stopped people from religiously voting for Kishi in the past.

Psy for the win!

Eyebrows.

Those who didn't make the cut:

Levian 10
DK 8
The Ceej 7
RSL 1

Psychotic or Rantzien? Who tickles funny bones more?

I remember when The Ceej had a fit because he kept getting Pm's urging him to vote.

I hope Rantzien wins! His strawberry war was brilliant.

Good luck, Psychotic!

And the winner is...

Psychotic

Psychotic 25
Rantzien 11

Paul still has it. :cool:

Gotta be Rantz!?

EDIT: Wow!

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

ff babe - keep the dream alive.

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Always in our thoughts!

Ahhh the ciddies...

EDIT: Grats Paul!

Well, I did vote for Paul... I just saw Rantzien getting it. :p

well done paul!

Best Usernoter

The finalists:
Blue Harvest
Cz
Evastio
I Don't Need a Name
Noctiluca
Rantzien
Sagensyg

Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:
Demon Dude Evastio
Momiji Cz
Old Manus Sagensyg
Yaridovich Noctiluca
Jessweeee♪ Cz
qwertyxsora Blue Harvest
Levian Cz
Tavrobel Blue Harvest
Clouded Sky Sagensyg
Sergeant Hartman Sagensyg
Sir Lancealot Evastio
Del Murder Evastio
Psychotic Cz
Rocket Edge Sagensyg
I'm my own MILF Rantzien
Noctiluca Rantzien
Shiny Sagensyg
Bunny Blue Harvest

Prediction Totals
Sagensyg 5 28%
Cz 4 22%
Blue Harvest 3 17%
Evastio 3 17%
Noctiluca 1 6%

Yaridovich was supposed to give me a speech but never came through. Maybe I should have left him a usernote to remind him?

Also, One nomination didn't want to nominate a person, but rather a conversation: "If I can't nominate both qwertyxsora and Blue Harvest for this as a joint thing, then don't count this. Seriously though, check out there full Pokémon battles. That's commitment."

Hard luck, old chap. *shakes hands*

Thank you, Eyes on Final Fantasy! Now I have to come up with something funny on the spot to say and I can't perform under pressure. THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID. Oh thank god I saved myself there.

Congratulations! Well deserved :jess:

Awww, an award that makes me feel happy inside! Good job, dear Eliza! <3

Aww Sorry paul but I was hoping it'd go to Rantz :D

Those who didn't make the cut:

Cz 9
I Don't Need a Name 7
Rantzien 7
Blue Harvest 6
Evastio 1
RSL 1

Noctiluca or Sagensyg? Only time will tell...

Noctiluca~

wow thanks for the guys who voted. oh god i dunno who to pick. probs Lunar <3

And the winner is...

Sagensyg!

Sagensyg 15
Noctiluca 13

Congratulate him with usernotes!

Sygensag's usernotes delight the hearts of millions!

Hey Lawrence? SUN JIAN.

ahh well done lawrence!

SAGENSYG YES

When is best poet? I conjured up a kick-ass poem in three minutes.

Best Chatter

The finalists:
~*~Celes~*~
Cookie
Goldenboko
rubah
Rye

Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:
Demon Dude: rubah
Momiji: rubah
Old Manus: Goldenboko
Yaridovich: rubah
Jessweeee♪: rubah
qwertyxsora: rubah
Levian: Goldenboko
Tavrobel: Rye
Clouded Sky: rubah
Sergeant Hartman: ~*~Celes~*~
Sir Lancealot: ~*~Celes~*~
Del Murder: rubah
Psychotic: rubah
Rocket Edge: rubah
I'm my own MILF: rubah
Noctiluca: rubah
Shiny: rubah
Bunny: rubah

Prediction Totals
rubah 13 72%
Goldenboko 2 11%
~*~Celes~*~ 2 11%
Rye 1 6%

Another no speecher. It's like there are chatters who don't come to the forums...

Kyleeeee :(((((((

edit: so fast

Rubah for sure.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Demon Dude

When is best poet? I conjured up a kick-ass poem in three minutes.

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After best chatter and best spammer.

Excellent.

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Originally Posted by Demon Dude

Ah, here we are again, the most improved member ciddie. This ciddie is my personal favourite, not only because it feels so good to win, but because of the close competition in it. Let's look at the nominees, first post to most recent.

Aerith's Knight.
final fantasy VII and VIII are just the best games ever created. but if you are gonna make a new one plz dont trade in the story for technology.. by that i mean that you can put the amazing graphics in the game but if the story sucks you have nothing.. further for the plot i think that if youre just gonna do laguna and his trip youre using the easy way out.. in a good FF game you have to have twists and turns in the story and if you know the end from FF8 then well its just lame.. iam not saying you have to have a whole diff story but you have to have new things.. anyway i dun care if they wrecked up the story id prob buy it anyway

Wow, very long, and very ... different! The grammar is quite flawed but there is lots of content, AK felt strongly about the story.

1. She has far more sway over me than you.
2. I still won't watch it.

Ah, his most recent post to this date. It is much shorter, but the grammar is impeccable! Some humour injected into it too.
Ak has 100% improved, but will he win the votes?

Blue Harvest
Yup, I's a newbie. I've been lurking around for a while and finally decided to join.


*Insert rest of intro here*

He stalked back then too! His first post is quite simple, let's look at his most recent.

Can't beat a good curry.

Your sure can't Blue Harvest, you sure can't. I don't see any significant improvement here, but I do see some curry appreciation.

Demon Dude
I have won this one before, and I think this is the third time I've been nominated for it. Let's look at ... me!

Hello i am new i hope 2 make lotas of new friends:D

Adorable.

The eternal question.

It appears as if I have become poetic in this year and a half. Not much to comment on really.

Goldenboko.
Don Tonberry and Cactuar Trick! This what you do. Make a Weapon with Overdrive to AP, Triple Overdrive, and Triple AP, the slot is up to you. I recommend having a Auto-Phoenix armor so who dies is instantly revived. Then fight Don Tonberry or Cactuar King (or choice Don Tonberry is more controllable, Cactuar King you'll get more AP). When in the fight with Don Tonberry, have two characters on Comrade, and the one whose killed the most enemies have stoic, have the one with stoic attack him. He'll get crushed, then revived. Continue this until Don Tonberry reaches you, or if your strong enough he's dead. Then run away or kill him. You'll see that your AP amount is HUGE... why you might ask? Well let me explain let's say he does 99,999 to your character overdrive-AP makes all that damage AP then Overdrive x3 makes that x3. Now boys and girls lets do alittle math 99,999x3= 299,997 but then AP x3 comes in multiply that by 3. 299,997x3= 899,991... with ONE attack. Let's say you get in ten attacks 8,999,910 that is AP total! The ones with comrade get slightly less but come on! Look at that total! Cactuar King is alittle different instead you have all characters with comrade and basically let Cactuar King crush your members but they get revived so you can't lose. Continue letting him hit until he runs away or you run out of Phoenix downs. That is the best way to get AP hands down. But there is Magic Urn But.... thats for a later post.

Good lord! A HUGE post, I dread to see what his most recent one is.

I didn't really ask Chrissy out. We where discussing something else and somehow ended up to:
Dan: What would you say if I said I had a mini-crush on you?
Chrissy: Honestly?
Dan: Yes.
Chrissy: I'd like it.
*Ten minutes later*
Dan: Wait a sec! Are we dating now or something?
Chrissy: I think... so.
He has a girlfriend now! Does she know what she is getting into? I mean ... a bird fetish is quite odd. At least there is no agonisingly long post.

Fonz
Aaaaaayyyyyyyyyy.

Well, it would be nice of square to ethier say its not comin' out for PS3 or it is, because these debates are driving me crazy

Fonz is distressed by the debates, how sweet!

Look at what we've come to.

Ah, beautiful. I'm guessing those damned debates escalated?

Yaridovich.
The fight is difficult if all you have used throughout the game is a Squall/Zell/Rinoa party and only attacked with a GF the entire game. If you have a well balanced party it is extremely easy, but with Squall 40, Zell 30, and everyone else around 15 with no GF compatability, it is almost impossible.

Nothing strange here, apart from ANOTHER FF8 post.

Try reading this thread as individual posts, and disregard any context. It's getting kinda naughty

Ah! Filthy, filthy, filthy. Appalling.
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Yes, that is all. Give the award out I suppose.

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That looks really familiar.

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Originally Posted by my most imporved speech June '08

Time passes and people change. Some for the better, others are slipping down a drain. Here are some members who are of the former, bettering their posting habits away from their newbie ways. For this speech I decided to take their oldest post outside of a newbie thread and their newest post and we can see how they changed.

Bahamut2000X

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Originally Posted by Bahamut2000X

8 Bit theater rocks it is the best nothing is better then it I think all tv shows and comics should be replaced by 8 Bit theater. Don't pay any attention to me I'm just saying pointless stuff like a crazed maniac. Which I am:D .

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Originally Posted by Bahamut2000X

I finally got around to doing mine a few hours ago. I'm terrible at speeches so no one better have high hopes form me. :ezpimp:

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For 1 thing his grammar is a lot better. :ezpimp: Bahamut has been on EoFF for years, and has grown up with the forums. As the oldbie of the group, Bahamut has some competition that can show a more rapid change then he can.

Blue Harvest

Originally Posted by Blue Harvest
Why choose? Have both! Best of both worlds that way =]

Originally Posted by Blue Harvest
I didn't get a birthday thread either :(

Well, there are a couple of short posts about a sandwich and birthday. Blue Harvest is the newbie of the nominees, and is eager to remain active. No longer bickering with AK, and keeping his enthusiasm going, harvest is a great member. But is he too new to see an improvement. We will see.

Demon Dude

Wait, didn’t he already win this?

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Originally Posted by demondude55

Its the garage

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Quote:

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Originally Posted by Demon Dude

Sounds like your getting desperate.

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Another pair of quick lines. Demon Dude already won this ciddie once, can he pull it off again? Demon Dude has gotten worse in the eyes of some people, especially in the eyes of the mafia players. But past that the only change is even less spam and less activity. Is shying in the corner an improvement? Defiantly this ciddies dark horse.

Goldenboko

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Originally Posted by Goldenboco

Don Tonberry and Cactuar Trick! This what you do. Make a Weapon with Overdrive to AP, Triple Overdrive, and Triple AP, the slot is up to you. I recommend having a Auto-Phoenix armor so who dies is instantly revived. Then fight Don Tonberry or Cactuar King (or choice Don Tonberry is more controllable, Cactuar King you'll get more AP). When in the fight with Don Tonberry, have two characters on Comrade, and the one whose killed the most enemies have stoic, have the one with stoic attack him. He'll get crushed, then revived. Continue this until Don Tonberry reaches you, or if your strong enough he's dead. Then run away or kill him. You'll see that your AP amount is HUGE... why you might ask? Well let me explain let's say he does 99,999 to your character overdrive-AP makes all that damage AP then Overdrive x3 makes that x3. Now boys and girls lets do alittle math 99,999x3= 299,997 but then AP x3 comes in multiply that by 3. 299,997x3= 899,991... with ONE attack. Let's say you get in ten attacks 8,999,910 that is AP total! The ones with comrade get slightly less but come on! Look at that total! Cactuar King is alittle different instead you have all characters with comrade and basically let Cactuar King crush your members but they get revived so you can't lose. Continue letting him hit until he runs away or you run out of Phoenix downs. That is the best way to get AP hands down. But there is Magic Urn But.... thats for a later post.

Thanks to Impulsion for showing me this trick!

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Originally Posted by Goldenboko

Sweet, totally buying this once I get my hands on a family member's credit card :D

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Big first post boko. Anyway Goldenboko has changed a lot since he was a newbie. He went through a make a thread if it pops into my head phase, he was overobsessed with chocobos as opposed to loving them as he does now.

Momiji

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Justin

I like Paladin Cecil. Holy knights are just... my thing. Sure, I would have had the Dark Ability over Cover or white magic, but I deal with it. Besides, Cecil HAD to become a Paladin to defeat Zeromus any way.

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Quote:

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Originally Posted by Momiji

Yes, in other words, classes that make other classes worthless due to being overpowered.

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Well the new post isn’t the best example, but Momiji is a lot friendlier now, and I think he has more confidence now. Momiji even is taking incentive to creating his own little forum for his soon to be deleted social group Moebictis Anonymous. Little changes, but still they are for the better. Another dark horse

Rantzien

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Rantzien

Hello mr. Spy and welcome to my first post. I am sponsored by Toyota.
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Quote:

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Originally Posted by Rantzien

The materia are of course Alexander, Contain and Sense (Alex contains no sense), but I'm not sure what to make of the rest. Is the grammatical structure of the first line relevant?

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Edit: Is it the purple Huge Materia?

Two posts in two game forums, Rantzien is very popular. An extreamly active poster, Rantzien is always there to spread his unique charm to EoFF. Has he improved enough to win this caddie though? Only EoFF knows for sure.

Tavrobel

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Tavrobel

What's with all the high stats? Is Yunalesca uber-hard on the International version or something? When I beat her, Auron barely broke 3000 hp.

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Quote:

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Originally Posted by Tavrobel

I might put off the Poison Necromancer for a while. I may either make an FoHer (for Conviction) or a Frenzy Barbarian. This time, I won't make the mistake of going for Swords.

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Another pair of game quotes. Tavrobel is pretty cold to many people, but he used to be a block of ice. I think he is in the middle of improvement, so he is someone to watch out for, if not now, defiantly come December.

Most improved for you all, good luck and may the most improved win![/qoute]

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Intruiging.

Yeah, I did draw inspiration from you. xD

Those who didn't make the cut:

Rye 9
Cookie 8
Goldenboko 7
RSL 1

~*~Celes~*~ or rubah? A chatty catfight awaits!

Go allieallieallie~

And the winner is...

rubah

rubah 16
~*~Celes~*~ 11

Maybe someone should announce this in chat? *shrugs*

I was banking on RSL.

Good job, rubadubdub!

PS: I still dunno how I was nommed for this, let alone got in the top 3.

Well done rubah. ^__^

Ollie Ollie Ollie
Tits in a trolley
Balls in a biscuit tin
Sitting on the grass
With ya finger up yer arse
Playin' with ya dinga-linga-ling!

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I had to post that sometime.

:heart:!

Best Spammer

The finalists:
Baloki
Demon Dude
Fonz
Old Manus
Psychotic
Rantzien

Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:
Demon Dude: Baloki
Momiji: Demon Dude
Old Manus: Baloki
Yaridovich: Baloki
Jessweeee♪: Psychotic
qwertyxsora: Baloki
Levian: Rantzien
Tavrobel: Rantzien
Clouded Sky: Baloki
Sergeant Hartman: Old Manus
Sir Lancealot: Baloki
Del Murder: Baloki
Psychotic: Baloki
Rocket Edge: Rantzien
I'm my own MILF: Baloki
Noctiluca: Baloki
Shiny: Psychotic
Bunny: Psychotic

Prediction Totals
Baloki 10 56%
Psychotic 3 17%
Rantzien 3 17%
Demon Dude 1 6%
Old Manus 1 6%

Quin didn't submit this speech to me. Bad Quin! I must spank him now. In my french maid outfit.

I say DD fits this.

Come onnnnn.

Those who didn't make the cut:

Old Manus 9
Fonz 7
Psychotic 7
Rantzien 4
RSL 1

Baloki or Demon Dude? Spammalicious suspense!

Five Europeans and one American. Haha. We rule.

http://adifferentvista.googlepages.c...ented-Girl.jpg

Come on, I want another correct prediction!

And the winner is...

Baloki!

Baloki 19
Demon Dude 11

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Bloki is true mastah of spamming!

Best Poster

The finalists:
Big D
Flying Mullet
I'm my own MILF
Psychotic
Rantzien
rubah

Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:
Demon Dude: I'm my own MILF
Momiji: Rantzien
Old Manus: I'm my own MILF
Yaridovich: Big D
Jessweeee♪: Rantzien
qwertyxsora: Rantzien
Levian: Psychotic
Tavrobel: Flying Mullet
Clouded Sky: Rantzien
Sergeant Hartman: Rantzien
Sir Lancealot: Psychotic
Del Murder: Rantzien
Psychotic: Big D
Rocket Edge: Big D
I'm my own MILF: Flying Mullet
Noctiluca: Big D
Shiny: Psychotic
Bunny: Rantzien

Prediction Totals
Rantzien 7 39%
Big D 4 22%
I'm my own MILF 2 11%
Flying Mullet 2 11%

Are you enjoying the lack of speeches yet?

BALOKI YOUR A SOC ONLY SOCS WIN CIDDIES!!! :moomba:

jbjvyfvghvghvghvhigcg hgcgfuivbu

Those who didn't make the cut:

I'm my own MILF 7
Flying Mullet 6
rubah 2
RSL 1

A tie for second and one winner. Will it be Big D, Psychotic or Rantzien?

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Award Girl

Santa's little helper
rubah 0

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(quite right, imho :D)

also, can I elect Cookie as my Chatter Prince? WE SHALL BE A PWNSOME DUO, DOMINATING THE CHAT WORLD

Let Rantzien have one!

And the winner is...

Big D!

Big D 18
Psychotic 14
Rantzien 14

Well posted my good man!

Quote:

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Are you enjoying the lack of speeches yet?

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God yes, most were bad.

BIG D SURELY!!

EDIT: yay!

Best Poet

The finalists:
Demon Dude
I Don't Need a Name
Momiji
Necronopticous
RSL
themagicroundabout

Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:
Demon Dude: Demon Dude
Momiji: Demon Dude
Old Manus: Demon Dude
Yaridovich: Demon Dude
Jessweeee♪: themagicroundabout
qwertyxsora: Momiji
Levian: Demon Dude
Tavrobel: Demon Dude
Clouded Sky: Demon Dude
Sergeant Hartman: Demon Dude
Sir Lancealot: I Don't Need a Name
Del Murder: Demon Dude
Psychotic: Demon Dude
Rocket Edge: Momiji
I'm my own MILF: Necronopticous
Noctiluca: themagicroundabout
Shiny: Momiji
Bunny: Demon Dude

Prediction Totals
Demon Dude 11 61%
Momiji 3 17%
themagicroundabout 2 11%
Necronopticous 1 6%

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Originally Posted by Demon Dude

Oh poets, can you not see?
You are all now nominees!
People writing left and right.
It is all so right.
One of the worst creations is mine.
But they write daily, and every time.
We cheer for beauty, we cheer all night.
And now our calls are answered.
Now poets, now is the fight.
So shine on our lives, and write, write, write!
And you will win awards unknown.
And you will create a brilliant bond.
Can you do it? Or can you not?
Do you want to win this?
If you do then get your hands.
And write and write until our misery is banned.
So come poets do you accept this?
Now you are featured, on the magical list?
Or shall you banish the words, to misery.

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Yeah Big D is an incredibly intelligent and decent man. It's no shame being (joint) second to him.

Oh dear, that poem came out worse then expected. :sweat:

hahahaahah demon dude you winner.

AG gets the stats wrong again there xD
i got 1 prediction
[/nitpicking]

Please let the sheer lulz fail this time. Please.

Now you actually have a poem to show everyone again ^_^

Voters had some choice words for this category:

"Hating this because so few poems these days rhyme. Freakin' writers wanting to throw out imagery without any real flow to the words. Grr!"
"It is impossible for poetry to be good"

Those who didn't make the cut:

I Don't Need a Name 10
Momiji 9
themagicroundabout 7
RSL 1

Can Demon Dude make Resha proud or will Necronopticous enact poetic justice?

I'll post the extended Resha edition if I win.

Yup, stuff that in the FYC thread next June!

And the winner is...

Demon Dude!

Demon Dude 14
Necronopticous 13

Oh Resha, I hope you can see this. :bigsmile:

Lulz

I feel like quoting Douglas Adams.

>: (

Best Writer

The finalists:
Behold the Void
Clouded Sky
Goldenboko
Jojee
Ouch!
RSL

Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:
Demon Dude: Behold the Void
Momiji: Goldenboko
Old Manus: Behold the Void
Yaridovich: Goldenboko
Jessweeee♪: Ouch!
qwertyxsora: Behold the Void
Levian: Goldenboko
Tavrobel: Behold the Void
Clouded Sky: Ouch!
Sergeant Hartman: Goldenboko
Sir Lancealot: Behold the Void
Del Murder: Ouch!
Psychotic: Goldenboko
Rocket Edge: Ouch!
I'm my own MILF: Ouch!
Noctiluca: Goldenboko
Shiny: Behold the Void
Bunny: Behold the Void

Prediction Totals
Behold the Void 7 39%
Goldenboko 6 33%
Ouch! 5 28%

Ouch! I was stood up again! That never gets old!

Wait, was I nominated for this again? What the hell :confused:

Edit: Wrong nominees. Thought so.

I already fixed that! No one was supposed to notice. :smash:

Those who didn't make the cut:

Behold the Void 11
Clouded Sky 9
Jojee 5
RSL 1

Can Gobo write his way to victory or will Ouch! pen a most glorious win?

A vote not for Necronopticous is a wasted vote.

EDIT: You all suck.

And the winner is...

Ouch!

Ouch! 13
Goldenboko 12

I hope that didn't hurt, Gobo.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Momiji

A vote not for Necronopticous is a wasted vote.

EDIT: You all suck.

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Oh Momiji, can you not see?

Whoever loses will be complaining to me on instant messenger programs. I can't win!

EDIT: Oh congratulations Zach. I really liked your story about Isaac. Isaac. Zach. Wait a minute. SELF-INSERTION SPOTTED. :tongue:

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Momiji

A vote not for Necronopticous is a wasted vote.

EDIT: You all suck.

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You are good at poems too. Don't insult yourself. :choc:

Best Graphic Designer

The finalists:
Jojee
Leen-Leen
Polaris
Sagensyg
scrumpleberry
ShunNakamura

Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:
Demon Dude: Jojee
Momiji: Polaris
Old Manus: Polaris
Yaridovich: Sagensyg
Jessweeee♪: Jojee
qwertyxsora: Sagensyg
Levian: Jojee
Tavrobel: Jojee
Clouded Sky: Jojee
Sergeant Hartman: Polaris
Sir Lancealot: scrumpleberry
Del Murder: Jojee
Psychotic: Sagensyg
Rocket Edge: Polaris
I'm my own MILF: Polaris
Noctiluca: Jojee
Shiny: ShunNakamura
Bunny: Sagensyg

Prediction Totals
Jojee 7 39%
Polaris 5 28%
Sagensyg 4 22%
scrumpleberry 1 6%
ShunNakamura 1 6%

Another speech no-show. :(

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Originally Posted by Demon Dude

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Originally Posted by Momiji

A vote not for Necronopticous is a wasted vote.

EDIT: You all suck.

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Oh Momiji, can you not see?

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You don't even have a recent poem. *rage*

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Originally Posted by qwertyxsora

You are good at poems too. Don't insult yourself. :choc:

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I didn't even want to win. I voted for Jeremy.

Best Ciddies ever. Have never seen such incredible fail, I love it :love:

Those who didn't make it:

scrumpleberry 6
Sagensyg 6
ShunNakamura 5
Leen-Leen 3
RSL 1

Jojee and Polaris. Who's gonna take it?

Y'all can fire at me! I have a rhythmic shield.

Well done Ouch!. They both deserved it.

Go Polaris!

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Originally Posted by Demon Dude

Y'all can fire at me! I have a rhythmic shield.

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But can you handle Fornicarus?

And the winner is...

Jojee!

Jojee 22
Polaris 12

I guess you can train a monkey to work on a computer...

I HATE JOJO SO FREAKING MUCH!

I'd eat him for breakfast!

EDIT: Fornicarus, not Jojee. xD

Hurray Joyyyy!


p.s. whoever wasted their votes on me lawlllllll

Best Artist

The finalists:
black orb
Pete for President
Rocket Edge
scrumpleberry
themagicroundabout

Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:
Demon Dude: black orb
Momiji: black orb
Old Manus: scrumpleberry
Yaridovich: black orb
Jessweeee♪: black orb
qwertyxsora: black orb
Levian: black orb
Tavrobel: black orb
Clouded Sky: black orb
Sergeant Hartman: scrumpleberry
Sir Lancealot: black orb
Del Murder: black orb
Psychotic: black orb
Rocket Edge: black orb
I'm my own MILF: Rocket Edge
Noctiluca: black orb
Shiny: themagicroundabout
Bunny: black orb

Prediction Totals
black orb 14 78%
scrumpleberry 2 11%
Rocket Edge 1 6%
themagicroundabout 1 6%

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

Last time on "The Ciddies Show", young Psychotic was forced to do the speech for Best Artist because nobody else wanted to do it. However, triumph came out of adversity, and the greatest speech ever written for the Ciddies (I am very modest) was produced. 6 months down the line, it was time to return into what I like to call THE ART ZONE!!

Psychotic: First up, let's take a peek at black orb's Lenna Monk, and here is a handy link. http://forums.eyesonff.com/attachmen...3&d=1227809400
Rantzien: That was a very handy link.
Psychotic: And I'm glad you thought so.
Psychotic: The first thing that strikes me are her shoes.
Psychotic: Those are the kind of shoes you'd wear if you want to run for president.
Rantzien: They seem ready to strike, indeed.
Cz: No toe cleavage, I see.
Cz: It is so nice to see a woman with some modesty.
Psychotic: She looks to be outraged that I would dare peek at her frilled undergarments.
Rantzien: I would be too, if my undergarments were frilled.
Rantzien: And you were peeking.
Psychotic: I didn't do it on purpose. It just sort of happened.
Cz: If she weren't striking such a ridiculous pose, they wouldn't be on show to begin with.
Rantzien: This is a very nice piece, either way. Just look at all those scales!
Rantzien: Do any of you happen to know how many there are?
Psychotic: No, but I think that dragon would make an awful mess of any rug with all the shedding going on.
Cz: I don't think that many hosts would dare take the issue up with it, though.
Rantzien: Imagine the claw marks it would make on the furniture!
Psychotic: I'm wondering what that red and blue thing around its neck is, and how much damage it would do to my fine porcelain.
Cz: Ample damage, I suspect.
Cz: Perhaps it would be best to invite this beast to outdoor functions only.
Rantzien: Yes. But not in the pool.
Psychotic: That would be a disaster!

Psychotic: The next piece of artwork for us all to take a look at is rising Dutch superstar Pete for President's curiously titled "landscapes-wattedoen-compleetblendpoging3" which may be found here. http://forums.eyesonff.com/attachmen...endpoging3.jpg
Cz: That curious title makes me curious!
Psychotic: What can we interpret from the title?
Rantzien: That the blend poging is complete, perhaps?
Psychotic: I must say, it reminds me of those shopping channels (I don't watch them frequently; think no less of me) where they are advertising some product, and the smiling lady holding it carries on smiling as smooth-voiced guy says "Now with Complete Blend Poging! 3!"
Cz: I would definitely buy this picture while stocks lasted.
Psychotic: It is availiable for a limited time only!
Cz: Then I should act now!
Psychotic: And not delay!
Psychotic: What do we think is going on in the picture itself?
Cz: I am particularly intrigued by the large ship sailing into port, with a tree protruding from its deck.
Rantzien: There seems to be a flamingo in the tree. Possibly the captain of the ship!
Cz: And I cannot help but notice that the trees upon the land itself are bare. Perhaps they have had to resort to importing their foliage?
Psychotic: I thought that maybe the ents had formed a navy.
Psychotic: Crooked SmokeStack Town made the same mistake Saruman did with all those dead trees.
Cz: There are no zeppelins in Middle Earth, you clod. >=(
Psychotic: Oh, right. Those only exist in early 20th Century Germany and Final Fantasy. So we've at least narrowed it down that far!
Rantzien: What might that thing in the tree on the cliff be?
Rantzien: A crashed satellite?
Psychotic: A telescope?
Rantzien: Superman?
Cz: All three?
Psychotic: Well, that's that mystery solved!
Rantzien: Good work, lads.

Psychotic: Omega Weapon, as drawn by Rocket Edge, is the next artwork to be examined. Here's the all-important link! Eyes on Final Fantasy FanArt - Omega Weapon - Powered by PhotoPost
Psychotic: I think those spikes on his head are most incovenient.
Psychotic: I mean sure, Omega Weapon, you look cool, but you have to duck to enter rooms.
Cz: I suppose we all have to make sacrifices to look good.
Rantzien: Quite so! His wings seem a bit defect, too.
Cz: I'm rather worried by the sharp protrusions around the pelvic region as well.
Psychotic: They probably come in handy for opening cans and other menial tasks.
Rantzien: What a party trick that would be!
Cz: Beautifully shaded, though.
Rantzien: I'm a little curious about the fingers on the very left.
Psychotic: He's got his fists in tight balls. Looks like he's ready for a brawlin'!
Rantzien: I wonder if he knows four young orphans are coming to kick his ass.
Cz: I hope so. Otherwise he's pretty silly for parading around in all that armour.
Psychotic: Oh! You meant the real fingers. I thought you meant his fingers. What a fool I am!
Psychotic: And I don't know. He looks rather handsome...
Psychotic: Debonair, I might even say.
Rantzien: Maybe he's just looking for some company.
Cz: To each his own. I wouldn't be very impressed if he showed up at my house to pick up my daughter, is all I'm saying.

Psychotic: Hello scrumpleberry! Let's take a look at what you like to call "Feathers At Last" http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k2...hersatlast.jpg
Rantzien: At last, some feathers!
Psychotic: Blimey! It's all action here, isn't it? There's a girl surfing into town with a glowing purple orb, and there's freckles and feathers and some lycra shorts and goodness knows what else!
Rantzien: It's like Final Fantasy I, Star Trek and Deperate Housewives combined.
Cz: And then made very, very purple.
Psychotic: This girl is pretty sloppy with her dress sense. Her earrings don't even match!
Cz: Nor do her eyebrows.
Cz: But I suppose she can surf on magic, so I give her an 8.
Psychotic: Are those the same shoes that Lenna MONK was wearing earlier?
Rantzien: This woman has likely stolen all of her gear, judging by the sinister look on her face.
Cz: And the stolen gear on her feet.
Psychotic: I hope she at least left Lenna with her frilly undergarments.
Cz: Hang on, I'll go back and check.
Psychotic: With those lycra shorts, it'd leave an awful VPL!
Cz: Yeah, it's cool.
Psychotic: At least surfing orb girl has some decency.
Rantzien: Thank heavens.
Cz: What is that thing, anyway?
Psychotic: I'm not entirely sure. It looks to be sucking one of her fingers in.
Cz: I can't help thinking that it might be a Puffskein.
Cz: Either that or she is cupping one of her breasts provocatively.
Psychotic: One of her glowing, radioactive breasts.
Rantzien: I think it looks a bit like a severed head, personally.
Psychotic: It could be Lenna's. It matches her hair colour!
Cz: Another mystery solved. Boy, we're on a roll today!

Psychotic: That we are. We have one final mystery to solve, however. Last but not least, proudly representing Nuneaton, it's themagicroundabout. http://fc76.deviantart.com/fs30/f/20...beaulivres.jpg Here's a violet ink creation of Audrey Hepburn.
Cz: Gosh, these women just keep getting purpler and purpler.
Psychotic: Yes, I am noticing a rising purple theme in the Artist's Forum.
Psychotic: Now, while it's awfully good of Audrey Hepburn to release those birds and butterflies from that bottle, the mystery is: Who put them in there in the first place, and why?
Rantzien: Clark Gable?
Psychotic: Do you think Clark Gable is also responsible for the amputation of her right arm?
Cz: No doubt about it.
Cz: She's looking awfully composed, despite all this.
Rantzien: I think she is actually quite decomposed these days, anyway.
Psychotic: She's biding her time. Soon she will have her revenge on that arm-stealing butterfly-molesting Clark Gable.
Psychotic: Incidentally, did you know that if you molest a butterfly in California, you have to pay a $500 fine?
Cz: It's $600 now. They put it up in September.
Psychotic: Is nothing safe from the credit crunch?
Rantzien: What about butterfly porn?
Psychotic: Is there butterfly porn?
Rantzien: Er, don't ask me. >_>
Cz: If there isn't, I'm sure the kind denizens of the Artist's Forum will be able to furnish us with some.

Psychotic: On that note, I feel it best to draw this high brow discussion to an end.
Psychotic: I wish luck to all the finalists, and may the winner create some butterfly porn for us.
Psychotic: By us I mean Rantzien.
Cz: That rascal!
Rantzien: I hope someone wins soon.
Psychotic: Gentlemen, it has been an honour, and I am currently negotiating rights to a series of "Three Guys Discuss Some Art" to be comissioned for BBC2.
Rantzien: Good luck!
Cz: Godspeed!

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Originally Posted by Demon Dude

I'd eat him for breakfast!

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Abilities of Fornicarus
Carbon Copy clones of opponents
Voodoo dolls of opponents with destroyable organs
Able to control anything that eats me
Able to impregnate any foe who defeats me and remake myself in their body, killing them as well.