http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/out62.jpg
xDDDD his faces xD
I love how crazy Milf is xD
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http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/out62.jpg
xDDDD his faces xD
I love how crazy Milf is xD
Too bad you don't have University so I can kill Jessweeeee and then drink her. *hrumph*
MILF by fire.
Oh my god, this just gets better and better every time.
Hmmm, Keith needs to retain his classy outfits to remain much longer. But I'll give him that chance. I wouldn't vote for me this time because I became awesome and gay. Not Rye's strongest, except for banging Ronnie Coleman in public. I mean he is so legendary that he clearly would do it without caring but the fact that she did too is just :up: so no vote for Rye this time.
I think I'll have to go with Jessweeee. :( Sorry but Shlup's got great hair, you know? I'm not bothered how. Fire works for me.
(Also when I die it has to be by satellite)
(You'll have to cheat to get to happen, otherwise you will simply not be bothered.)
I Took The Red Pill, Fright :cool: Also what the hell where are the ghosts man D:
I nominate Jess to die, and by fire, because of her firey passion for Psy that drove her insane that she just burned herself.
ALSO, if Schlup and Psy have a baby, I nominate it being Old Manus.
this may be my favourite picture from this entire thread. Easily the best day so far, no idea who to vote for 'cause everyone is awesome.
Rantzien already claimed the first baby boy to be born into the house.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dignified Pauper
The first female is still up for grabs, though...!
Don't smurf with DK's bubbles, man.
Rye randomly naked. xD Also, the old lady with the hat is hilarious. I hope she makes more appearances.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/out78.jpg
^ That facial expression kills me xD.
Jessweeeee by fire. She lived the way she died.
=(
Dont' be sad, Bun-Bun. I didn't even get to live Day 1.
Next time I will make out with Psychotic and befriend an Ivy League Volleyball.
Jessweee by satellite plz
What the hell was that xDDDDD
Guys if I die, pick a way that makes my ghost interesting :(
I vote Shlup to die by fright :|
All Psy would have to do is let me look at your face! Oh snap!
I don't want anyone to die. D: So I vote Rye again! By drowning!
I think most people want Jessweeeee by fire, so that's what I'm gonna do next. No more votes and all that.
Also, to address a point made earlier in the thread:I'm not really obligated to kill any of them, no. But then, that's sort of the point in all of this. If I'm not killing them, where is this going? A bunch of Sims chilling day in, day out? I need a vision. A drive. A bloodbath.Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
At least their ghosts will be entertaining!
Jessweeee should come back later as a Zombie!
I like how my Sim is so boring in each episode, until I do something so freaking ridiculous and obscene that I just kill folks.
My Sim me is so like me minus the doing obscene things in bathrooms and public places!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪
Day 7 Part II: The Rise and Fall of Sinister Nose Man
What's this all about? Well, Day 7 technically isn't over. Time spent outside the house doesn't count towards the overall time of day. All the phone calls, waiting for taxis, changing for outfits and whatnot meant that it was now 6 PM in the evening.
I decide that Jessweeee will be spared until 12 AM.
Also, I should note that everybody now has their new everyday outfits on!
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/snm1.jpg
The second I load the game, this happens. "Uh, okay, hold on, let me check."
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/snm2.jpg
"Yeah, she's just watching Shlup and Jessweeee go at it".
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/snm3.jpg
This woman, Cowgirl Whore, has never spoken to Rye. She has never spoken to any of my Sims before. I saw her at the bowling alley, but Huxley and Keith did not interact. So how the hell does she know who Rye is? Maybe she overheard them talking about a midget Italian whore and decided to call her up for a fun time?
But alright, Rye decides to meet up with the stranger at night all alone. What bad could possibly come of it?
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/snm4.jpg
This fad is seriously beginning to worry me.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/snm5.jpg
The bar is as popular as ever. "Yo, I heard she caught you two making out!" smurfing awkward timing, Dan.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/snm6.jpg
Huxley falls in love with Dan. :| (Dan is thinking about Huxley's boyfriend)
Let's get a close-up on that.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/snm7.jpg
Yeah, wtf indeed.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/snm8.jpg
It turns out Cowgirl Whore has a whole bevvy of friends she has brought along on her night out to a bunch of small shops...
including Sinister Nose Man! If you don't know who he is, look at the previous update and click the links.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/snm9.jpg
Well those two are getting along well aren't they?
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/snm10.jpg
A little too well.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/snm11.jpg
This woman is obviously the Huxley of the group.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/snm12.jpg
Then Rye actually meets the woman who called her up for the first time. Yep, she's a whore alright.
Rye then heads for home.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/snm13.jpg
I'm only showing this one to show Shlup's new outfit. And I'm only showing Shlup's new outfit because when she sees what she is wearing, she will want to have sex with me in real life instead of just in a video game.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/snm14.jpg
Waaaaaugh! Invaders! These smurfers followed Rye home!
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/snm15.jpg
Even worse, they're hippies!
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/snm16.jpg
Hello. My name is DK. You kissed my girlfriend. Prepare to die.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/snm17.jpg
This guy has heard some things and asks Huxley if he's straight. Again, his t-shirt slogan applies quite nicely here.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/snm18.jpg
"REMEMBER ME?" Huxley has his revenge! (see above) Also I am not going to lie, I orchestrated this. I don't normally get involved but it had to be done.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/snm19.jpg
"Let's not have safe sex tonight". This does not bode well.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/snm20.jpg
Dan slugs this guy in the stomach.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/snm21.jpg
Oh god! Cowgirl Whore is getting into the hot tub. Great. That's just what it was missing: Pus from the vagina of a disease-ridden slut.
Now I'm just going to post some pictures of Dan and SNM.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/snm22.jpg
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/snm23.jpg
Close up:
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/snm24.jpg
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/snm25.jpg
For the love of. The entire hippie army has got into the hot tub. Well I'm not standing for this :skull::skull::skull::skull::skull::skull::skull::skull:.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/snm26.jpg
I fence those assholes in and make a new hot tub. Their lives are mine now.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/snm27.jpg
Holy. Huxley is doing some full-on exorcist :skull::skull::skull::skull:.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/snm28.jpg
~
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/snm29.jpg
Jessweee is spending her last night bowling with Keith, in case you cared.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/snm30.jpg
^_^
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/snm31.jpg
SHE IS PREGNANT. REPEAT: PREGNANCY CONFIRMED.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/snm32.jpg
Well. This is an interesting development.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/snm33.jpg
Jessweeee has a new neighbour. I intend to delete the walls between their two homes once she is secured inside, and then he will burn alongside her.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/snm34.jpg
Honest to god I did not cause this. They walked over to check out the new lights in SNM's place, found they couldn't get to them, so made out right in front of him instead. I love it.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/snm35.jpg
Dan begins to paint a picture of his fallen foe's suffering.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/snm36.jpg
It's midnight.
The seed has been secured. Yesh!
Also, the band changed their name anyway, so ha! I cannot be seduced so easily. Well, I can, but y'know.
Favorite pic of this set:
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/snm16.jpg
Urge to kill... RISING.
I can't wait to see our sinister nose children. I noticed that Shlup did my nosepass perfectly justice. She even got my jew bump down perfectly, don't you agree, Dan?
This is how Dan feels about sinister nose hook up:
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/snm24.jpg
I worked hard on that jew bump.
Black children with jew noses! Wooooo!
Damn, blue balls yet again.
Actually I smurfed with the nose of the Sim Shlup made! ;)
Also I'll tell you all what, we'll have another vote. Pick one of the hot tub hippie gang to survive.
Your choices:
- Cowgirl whore.
- Checkered shirt guy. (if you check the earlier update, this is the guy Jessweee tried to hug in the park, and also the one who is repulsed by Keith)
- Creepy Staring Huxley Wannabe Girl.
- Pink dress girl.
The rest will die alongside Jessweeeee and Sinister Nose Man.
His expression says it all: He just smashed that dude with the force of a jackhammer. Bolted to a freight train. Fired out of a gauss gun.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
How do you feel now that the man who tormented you in an alternate dimension is being brought to justice, Huxley?
Also, obviously Dan was beating the teeth out of him. I just figured the pictures of the reactions were funnier than the pictures of the actual whoopings. (except with that one Huxley posted, that was gold)
You smurfed with my jew nose?! I worked so hard on it goddammit!
And I vote for the rescue of slutty cowgirl. She has a future, dammit. She's gonna be a star!
Like turning my head 180 degrees without suffering paralysis and death!Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Oh, and the psuedo-Huxley must be saved.
You didn't make it thin enough! :monster:Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
Also that exorcist moment was seriously smurfing weird. I had the game paused to take pictures of the jerks in the pool at the time, then I looked over and saw that. He went back to normal right away, but damn.
I had good times with SNM on my Sim house:
http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w...uuu/hh22-1.jpg
Right after he like, flicked Huxley's nose and started insulting him and crap.
I like how my nose is like an engineered architecture project.
I think it's hilarious that this bully who thinks he's hot :skull::skull::skull::skull: and rock solid found out how tough he really is when he ran into the Ronnie Coleman-Dan hybrid experience.
What the smurf, dude.
Also cowgirl whore to survive plz. The love triangle between Dan-Rye-Cowgirl should be interesting.
You sir. Are Full. Of Win.
Ahahaha that dude got god damn dealt with. That was a most glorious day. Huxley's exorcist move was totally awesome as well.
Cowgirl it is to live.
Further, That was the best outing the Sims will ever have!
slutty cowgirl
can i be second male baby? :jess:
Cowgirl to live!
I want to be a baby. ^_^ Hopefully you'll have triplets.
Oh, and you must save Cowgirl Whore!
Best update so far imho. xD
I also vote Jessweeeee by fire. It would have been Rye if not for her sublime stunt with Dan today.
Edit: What, this looks stupid now I guess. Missed a page.
Save Cowgirl lady. When she calls again she might come back with more victims xD
I vote Cowgirl Whore!
And why does everyone like Psychotic xDDD
I don't, he annoys me :|
He's the only one with romantic aspirations.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪
ALSO THE HAIR
OH GOD THE HAIR
No one has pigtails?
Day 8: Burn, baby, burn - Act II.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/burn1.jpg
What the people want, the people get. Cowgirl Whore, you're free to go!
Behind her you can see a stream of the EoFFers carrying filth out of the Death Chamber. It has been loaded up with ovens and fireplaces.
It is time.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/burn2.jpg
Jessweeee puts on a pretty dress and sprints to the room. It's like she heard there was going to be a fire and just had to be a part of it.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/burn3.jpg
"Fire?! Oh my god where?!"
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/burn4.jpg
Hahaha no I don't think so somehow, asshole.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/burn5.jpg
Wow, that was really quick! Jessweee's a natural!
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/burn6.jpg
The flames have drawn quite the crowd.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/burn7.jpg
"No firemen are going to save her ass this time!"
Then I do a check to see where the other inmates are.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/burn8.jpg
...what.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/burn9.jpg
Jessweeee screams in agony. I hope you know what you're doing, EoFF.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn10.jpg
They're not even having sex, they're just sitting on the bed, naked.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn11.jpg
So long, J♪.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn12.jpg
At that exact moment, this was going on. So harsh.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn13.jpg
The back of the chamber has become the wailing smurfing wall.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn14.jpg
This waste of space is still alive, but not for very much longer.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn15.jpg
"YESSSSS, THANK YOU GOD!"
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn16.jpg
The boys have a merry old chat while SNM evacuates his bowels all over the floor in a sad effort to put out the fire.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn17.jpg
Look who thinks she's Dan! The sperm inside her body are obviously controlling her urges.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn18.jpg
The hippies befoul my nice decking. :irked:
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn19.jpg
Morning has broken.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn20.jpg
I put her grave next to Bunny's. We will never forget. As for SNM's grave, I deleted it. I don't want his poncey ghost in my house.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn21.jpg
Finally, someone who doesn't like me! Although really dude, you voted for her to die too, don't blame this on me.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn22.jpg
These two get jiggy in the hot tub.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn23.jpg
They sure are exhibitionists, aren't they?
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn24.jpg
Insert gay joke here. Huxley is the only Sim who ever gets tickled. Seriously I don't know what's up with that.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn25.jpg
Still, it doesn't affect him too much. He's able to discuss what I can only assume is goatse with Shlup during a game of strip chess.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn26.jpg
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn27.jpg
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn28.jpg
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn29.jpg
What are you so happy about?
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn30.jpg
Oh, sex? In the past twenty four hours you've nailed Shlup three times and Jessweee once. Are you seriously telling me you want more?
As if he heard my thoughts, he promptly goes and does this.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn31.jpg
...is...is he trying to perform self-fellatio?
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn32.jpg
Shlup wonders if it's too soon to make a Jessweee joke.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn33.jpg
Dan has finished his picture of his enemy on the toilet.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn34.jpg
"What the hell are you doing? If you want sex, just ask for it?"
*grunts* "No...need.....nnnnngh.....almost....got it!"
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn35.jpg
At least someone's enjoying it.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn36.jpg
He goes to make a drink, his eyes still on the prize.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn37.jpg
This house is getting seriously gay. :barf:
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn38.jpg
This house is getting seriously gay. :jokey:
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn39.jpg
Oh my god oh my god it's gonna happen they're gonna be lesbians!
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn40.jpg
But no. The hivemind commands all of my Sims (except Keith) to the kitchen to make lunch.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn41.jpg
"NO BLOOD FOR OIL!"
"...Liberals :rolleyes2"
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn42.jpg
Shlup lets out an enormous belch, which still manages to be sexy because she's a blonde woman in a bikini.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn43.jpg
Dan giggles at her wind. This is so precious. :love:
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn44.jpg
"Hold on, let me check".
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn45.jpg
"...I don't get paid enough for this :skull::skull::skull::skull:".
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn46.jpg
Apparently that black guy really wanted to talk to Keith about holding hands. Go figure.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn47.jpg
Speaking of hands, Huxley plunges his into the toilet to try to unclog it. I suspect he's enjoying it.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn48.jpg
"You're putting the pussy on a pedestal. Take the pussy off the pedestal".
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn49.jpg
Still alive. Slowly breaking down.
Anyway, I figured these jerks might be missing EoFF, so I gave them a computer.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn50.jpg
Well of course she has no email. Who'd email her?
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn51.jpg
Maybe this guy would.
Let's get a closer look.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn52.jpg
He wants her.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn53.jpg
I'm watching myself play the Sims while I play the Sims. There's got to be some philosophical issue to all of this.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn54.jpg
Dan appears to be watching President Obama's inauguration.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn55.jpg
Holy :skull::skull::skull::skull:. Not gonna lie, I turned around myself when I saw him standing there staring.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn56.jpg
"What a surprise! A creepy freak is standing there staring at me! It's just what I always wanted...how did you know?"
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn57.jpg
They are trying to flood the place with their urine.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn58.jpg
Shlup has apparently taken a test and got confirmation of her pregnancy. She switches to her maternity clothes.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn59.jpg
The proud father seems overjoyed.
VOTIN' THYME!
I want a wedding, but I don't know who should get married. I should point out that Dan, Rye and Shlup all have aspirations to marry their respective partners, but Psychotic has marrying Shlup listed as a fear.
Anyway, who should get married?
Rye and DK, or Psychotic and ShlupQuack?
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/burn55.jpg
LMAO So creepy xD
EDIT: Paul and shlup so paul turns into a wreck xD
You two should get married, you're having a baby.
Psychotic and Shlup! Also why haven't we seen Bunny's ghost yet? D:
Dan and Rye~
Needs more interacial.
Marry ShlupQuack in her strawberry undies. =O
hahahahahahahahahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
I swear milf is out to kill everyone. He's like secretly plotting or something. xD
I should probably announce that I will soon be looking for 8 new EoFFers to attend said wedding, and then...we'll see! ;)
:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
:O!
:O!!!
This is the most liberating thread ever... It's like, something I'd watch on TV o_0
:0!!
Boring in life, boring in death. It's how I roll.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪
Rye and DK. This house needs some an interracial abomination.
Yeah I vote Rye and Dan.
Keith and Hux emanate so much gay in the air that it's magnetizing San Francisco and Chelsea, NY to the house.
I vote Dan and I, just because I wanna see our baby.
Every update improves hugely. The one problem is that my Sim can't actually commit murder because I clearly want to off Rye, Shlup, and Texas so I can have the boys all to myself :bigsmile:
Who am I to argue with the tides of popular opinion?! Rye x DK!
We're so ready to deal with Jessweee and Bunny now.
Poor Sim Jessweeee! Who is going to set the house on fire now?
Anyway a wedding! Should be a great photo opportunity! Shlup and Psy have to get married, think of the baby! The best would be both, that way everyone who wants it gets their aspiration.
Ghosts appear randomly at night, and are all different depending on how they died. The fire death makes them red, while drowning makes them blue :p Also keep the other random Sims graves, just for more ghosts. xD
I don't suppose anybody knows where to find Ghostbusters outfits for the Sims, do they?
Just in case. ;)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
You guys could have told me I posted the same image twice! :redface:
You posted the same image twice.
MILF sim is creepy as hell. I love it.
PsyxShlup plz. ;)
Thanks dude.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
Also the guy who called up Keith is this guy in case anybody cares:
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/out40.jpg
Randomly hugging people at the bowling alley is apparently a great way to make new friends.
EDIT: Current votecount:
PsyxShlup: 6
DanxRye: 5
:love:Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
PsyxShlup too ;)
In fact, yeah, I'll take sign ups for wedding guests now. This is not the last we'll see of them either... ;)
SIGN UP FORM!
Appearance: (photo would help! or if you're not comfortable with that just describe yourself)
Clothing: (just a rough idea really, but you can go into detail and tell me all about your PJs and stuff if you want!)
Starsign:
Aspiration: Pleasure/Romance/Popularity/Family/Fortune/Knowledge (PICK ONE - incidentally we have had no popularity Sims in the house, so I'd like it if someone would pick that!)
Turn ons and turn offs: Please pick two turn ons, and one turn off, from the following list:
Cologne/perfume, Stink, Fat, physically fit, formal wear, swimwear, underwear, facial hair, glasses, make up, full facial make up, vampire, brown hair, red hair, black hair, blonde hair, grey hair, other colours of hair, hats.
First 8 get in. If we have less than 8 then I'll take suggestions as to EoFFers to include against their will.
You should add ButthePoncho to the wedding.
Appearance: click me!
Clothing: I usually wear tee-shirts and jeans :D
Starsign: Leo
Aspiration: Romance
Turn ons: physically fit, formal wear
Turn off: fat
Hehehehe, I've been silently stalking the thread.
PaulxShlup FTW!
SIGN UP FORM!
Appearance: I have medium length brown hair, Glasses and a Jewish nose. My eyes are grey. :p
Clothing: Green stuff. :p
Starsign: I'm a Leo, but I want my Sim to be cancer because the Sim Leo is not like me at all :p
Aspiration: Popularity, I never make Sims based of me with this, so why not? xD
Turn ons and turn offs: Please pick two turn ons, and one turn off, from the following list:
Turn ons: Red hair and Glasses xD
Turn off: Stink
Can I apply even though you bastards killed me?
Signing up!
Appearance: Check my photo album.
Clothing: I generally wear a button-down shirt with a t-shirt under it, glasses, jeans, and pink-and-black checkered shoes oh god can you make pink-and-black checkered shoes
Starsign: Aquarius
Aspiration: Knowledge
Turn ons: Glasses, underwear
Turn off: Full Facial make up
Work your magic.
Appearance: My hair's dyed, so it's brown right now. Medium/Long length. Brown eyes. Sort've like here..but longer hair
Clothing: Black Long Sleeve/ Dark Jeans
Starsign: Aries
Aspiration: Popularity
Turn ons and turn offs:
Formal
Athletic
Turn Off : Stink
Appearance: http://www.vh1.com/sitewide/flipbook...hab/chyna2.jpg
Clothing: Dominatrix outfit
Starsign: Capricorn
Aspiration: Pleasure
Turn on: physically fit and full facial makeup
Turn off: fat
I want up in this mothersmurfer with all the faggotry going on.
Appearance: I have short brown hair, black glasses, I'm short, and way too small for anyone's good.
Clothing: I usually just wear hoodies and jeans and boring sneakers.
Starsign: Aries
Aspiration: I'm all about Fortune
Turn on: Blonde hair, underwear (and Keith's liquids)
Off: Cologne
Appearance: Yeah you know what I look like. I hate the curly hair on there though so if you could find a GOOD curly hair thing, that'd be awesome.
Clothing: I've developed into a bit of a preppy/scene look. It's very odd.
Starsign: CANCER
Aspiration: Romance it is, Can't have you being the only one people think about ;)
Turn ons: underwear, blonde hair
Turn Off: Fat!
LULZ me and Noct have same turn ons xD
I vote you take care of your goddamn responsibilities, Psy! Mostly I just want to see you plunge into a deep, dark depression. That last look on your face is lol.
Now that you mention it, I was bored yesterday.Quote:
Originally Posted by Marshall banana
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...sims/monda.jpg
Also, in case you get lonely here's someone special for you. Though he's pretty hard to make.
I have been reading this whole thing for the past hour and a half laughing out loud in a public space with people looking at me. It's great. Slash hilarious.
i want to see a wedding! I COUNT SEVEN!
Appearance: thread of sex
Clothing: jeans and a polo. Or sometimes I wear shorts and a t-shirt that are the same color with matching shoes and armbands to be fun!
Starsign: virgo is the real one, but it's far too clean in the game.
Aspiration: Pleasure
Turn ons and turn offs: underwear. HATS? OFF: stink
You're pretty much killing me in every episode, I love waking up to reading these in class.
Can I sign up?
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! :snowman:Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuackNow that you mention it, I was bored yesterday.Quote:
Originally Posted by Marshall banana
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...sims/monda.jpg
Also, in case you get lonely here's someone special for you. Though he's pretty hard to make.
Pretty neat!
I missed the wedding guest list. Gay. Oh well, for whatever comes next...
Appearance: I look like the taller of the guys you holidayed with in Edinburgh last August.
Clothing: Meh. Blue jeans (not tight fitting!), black/white/green/blue t-shirt, whatever.
Starsign: Pisces
Aspiration: Either Family or Romance. Whichever of the two will be more interesting (I don't know).
Turn ons and turn offs: Turn ons: Underwear, Swimwear. Turn off: Full facial make up (also fat, but I can only pick one apparently :(). Congratulations, I am male.
Darn Bday Dinners I'm probably too late D:
Appearance:
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y17...Fmyfaceout.jpg
Unfortuanetly I'm tanned and not super pale, I wish I was!... I'm also tall, that sucks too. You short people don't have to look down at everyon'
Clothing: Jeans~ Stretch fit/Skinny or Board Shorts really... and T-Shirts/Hoodies, I love the colours: White, Grey and Green *-*~!
Starsign: Pisces
Aspiration: Pleasure if I had to choose one that'd fit my pursuits. Popularity if I wanted to think outta teh bawx.
Turn ons and turn offs: Please pick two turn ons, and one turn off, from the following list: Turn Ons: Vampire, Glasses.
Turs Off: OOOH MAKE IT UNDERWEAR XD! (I'd be such a whiny betch!! as we see everyone's all the time)... I'd probably loathe full facial make up the most irl.
Yeah BoB and Tsukasa were too slow for this time but maybe I'll put them in another house and they might drop by on our Sims from time to time.
Make me a fireman and then I can hose you all down. But then again with Jessweeeeding gone I'd probably be out of a job now.
wtf slowness also Dan and Rye, although the temptation of seeing you caught in an unhappy marriage is fairly massive.
I just missed the wedding slot! :kaocry:
EDIT: Well I guess I'll post my details and maybe I'll get lucky and be put into another house or something.
Appearance: Black hair, blue eyes (Although they look like a very greeny blue), thin and a very slightly tanned.
Clothing: Jeans are a must! Any sort of shirt is good, especially if it's black and long sleeved. A jacket might work too!
Starsign: Gemini.
Aspiration: Popularity.
Turn ons and turn offs:
On: Swimwear, black hair.
Off: Stink!
Oh yeah, Dan + Rye for marriage. Just seems more realistic as Shlup/Psy seem like they're more doing it for the sake of doing it, hence they cheat on each other (or at least, Psy did). Dan and Rye are faithful to each other! Unless I've forgotten something.
Yeah voting is over it's Psychotic and Shlup by one vote.
Rye made out with SNM so she cheated too.
ALSO ONE OF THE HOUSEMATES JUST smurfING DIED. Speculation as to who and how welcome! It's time for some zombie hax, baby.
I call replacement. =p
I have a feeling Huxley died. :shifty:
Nah we don't need a replacement, I brought them back to life. But my god I had no idea and suddenly saw the Grim Reaper floating in and was all "...what the smurf?" and then saw their body - I don't entirely know how they died but I have a theory - and was like "...oh crap what the hell do I do now?" but it's all good again. :laugh:
Well, I tried.=p
I'll Guess that Red Pill died from a fire. Sims are stupid enough to put food on the stove, watch TV and freak out when the stove is on fire. Either that or fright. :p
Balls is it. Recount and count my vote thrice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
I'm going to guess it was me, by electrocution!Quote:
ALSO ONE OF THE HOUSEMATES JUST smurfING DIED. Speculation as to who and how welcome! It's time for some zombie hax, baby.
Jessweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee's ghost came back in the middle of a Shlup/Psy love fest and murdered Psy at the point of climax.
Psychotic was beaten to death by the little old lady.
This is a thread worthy of being archived.
damn it, i just missed again D=
If people want to still be in this I can move you in with BoB and Tsukasa and all that, and you'll be neighbours who might drop in or be out on the town. I'm already thinking of putting a Kishi-Necro-Monda house down somewhere using the Sims Shlup made so they can show up from time to time. You won't get daily updates about what happened at your house though.
W-would you accept me in your neighbour house?
If you need a fat old guy in a wife beater at the neighbor's house, sign me up!
Can i be a neighbour? :jess:
Appearance: you know what i look like paul (pic attached though)
Clothing: T-shirt and Jeans really
Starsign: Aries
Aspiration: Romance heyy ;)
Turn On: underwear, brown hair
Turn Off: Full facial makeup
I wanna be a neighbor!!!
You already had your part, Laddy!
I know, DD, having fun. =/
It wasn't fun. :nonono:
Day 9: Bustin' makes me feel good
When we last left our Sims, Psychotic was disturbed to find out he had become a father.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/gho1.jpg
"But babe, why can't it be just the two of us?"
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/gho2.jpg
She is none too pleased about this and starts kicking the gravestones. In sandals. That's seriously going to break her toes.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/gho3.jpg
These two start having sex in front of the hippies again.
Now before we go onto the next part, I invite you to click this damn link.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/gho4.jpg
Someone is none too pleased about having her gravestone kicked!
ALERT ALERT GHOSTS ON DECK THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/gho5.jpg
I immediately scramble Psychotic and Dan to the scene to try to combat this phantom menace.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/gho6.jpg
However, she slips through their net and through the wall into the bedroom!
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/gho7.jpg
...Keith! :(
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/gho8.jpg
She's not the only ghost out and about tonight.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/gho9.jpg
Dan imparts manly advice to Psychotic. "You knocked her up? Oh dude, you better marry her". Neither of them seem to particularly care that the ghost of their dead friend has just floated by.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho10.jpg
:Eek:
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho11.jpg
Jesus christ. Suddenly Bunny pops out of Dan and screams. It gave me a start.
Hey, have you ever seen that famous picture by Edvard Munch called the scream?
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho12.jpg
Check it out.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho13.jpg
Huxley sees a ghost and pisses himself.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho14.jpg
"I aint afraid of no ghost!"
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho15.jpg
Oh yeah! Get them! Get them!
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho16.jpg
"Ghost? Whatevs. I have piss to clean up".
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho17.jpg
Whoa don't do that you freak she's pregnant you're going to make her miscarry. This aint CAD, son, this aint CAD.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho18.jpg
Scariness of an altogether different kind.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho19.jpg
She climbs into bed and I guess she is fantasising about a threesome with me and Dan.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho20.jpg
The ghosts start to cause havoc in the house. First they make the stereo play.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho21.jpg
Then they actually lift the smurfing bowling alley up into the air.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho89.jpg
Whoa! The Grim Reaper is in the kitchen! Look out, Keith!
I actually thought he was here to take the ghosts back to hell or something, as I've ever seen ghosts on The Sims 2 before. But no.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho22.jpg
Wait a minute...ShlupQuack!
...THE BABY!
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho23.jpg
In happier news, isn't this sooooooooooo cute?
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho24.jpg
Boy Bunny sure is one pissed off ghost. After killing Shlup, the spectres seem to realise they've done something wrong and hang out in the garden for the rest of the night, and I refuse to let any of my sims go outside.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho25.jpg
He is clearly looking at porn.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho26.jpg
The Corpse Bride returns.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho27.jpg
"Hey honey!"
"I thought you were dead."
"Nah I got bored. So what's for breakfast?"
"Toast."
"Wrong! YOUR BRAINS AHAHAHAHAHAHA"
"...you are so gay"
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho28.jpg
They then boogie to the music the ghosts put on.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho29.jpg
Hello hello what's developing here. Could we see some Jex action finally make it into the Sims?
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho30.jpg
Keith tickles the big P. While they are both in their underwear. Seriously I don't know how many more times I can say "ha ha ha they are gay" because it's just a normality in this house.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho31.jpg
Yeah, jog on.
Now time to give in to popular demand.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho32.jpg
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho33.jpg
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho34.jpg
Looks expensive.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho35.jpg
"What the smurf have I done?"
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho36.jpg
"We're engaged this is so wonde-"
"HEY LET'S TALK ABOUT FOOTBALL"
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho37.jpg
They then share a touching moment where he touches her belly.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho38.jpg
Then this creepy asshole just has to do the same and ruin the moment.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho39.jpg
My god.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho40.jpg
"Aren't those hippies dead yet? I want them out of our hot tub so we can smurf in it again".
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho41.jpg
"We could always try dropping a bomb on them ^.^"
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho42.jpg
Ugly McFlamepants and the Mailman stare each other down.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho43.jpg
I love this. Psychotic has the look of a man who does not want to be dancing. I can picture it now.
"You're getting married? That's great, sucka! Dance with me!"
"No, really, thats okay."
"I said dance with me, boy."
And then he starts awkwardly and halfheartedly swaying from side to side.
They then pull really smurfing weird faces:
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho44.jpg
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho45.jpg
Seriously what the hell happened here?
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho46.jpg
*shudders*
I think he is going to try to steal or kill or eat the baby or something.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho47.jpg
Well well, look what finally happened. Let's get a couple more angles on that:
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho48.jpg
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho49.jpg
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho50.jpg
I love how her reaction to falling in love is to swoon, and his is to pull out his creepy stare.
But okay, they're in love, let's see if they kiss or maybe take it further!
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho51.jpg
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho52.jpg
Sims. :rolleyes2
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho53.jpg
In case you were wondering why neither of them have had their kidneys ripped out, this man was in the shower at the time.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho54.jpg
"No I didn't piss myself, I was just watering the grass, okay?" This was a popular conversation topic today.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho55.jpg
This is the bitch who hates me. Why on earth is she calling me?
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho56.jpg
She wants my advice on shoes? Okay...?
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho57.jpg
I am getting fed up of these idiots still being alive so I have built a little swimming pool for them. They will dive in, pass out, and drown.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho58.jpg
"If you go anywhere near my baby I will have you arrested".
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho59.jpg
Jessweeeee: Gone but not forgotten.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho60.jpg
They then perform some sort of fancy dance performance.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho61.jpg
This man manages to save the day, despite having Dan's arm sticking out of his gut. What a hero.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho62.jpg
This man, however, is not a hero. It's no good rushing to the rescue now, numbnuts, the fire's out.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho63.jpg
"Thanks for saving my life YOU STUPID PRICK".
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho64.jpg
Keith really likes the fireman and pays him money to be his friend.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho65.jpg
Is she..she is, isn't she? Oh god.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho66.jpg
Look who decided to call round.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho67.jpg
...oh god no.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho68.jpg
Of course, Campy McKilt and Dan have had previous, and do not like each other.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho69.jpg
All Dan does is insult this guy once and goes back to watching TV and he breaks down. What an absolute wimp.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho70.jpg
What the hell not again!
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho71.jpg
She is in love with all three of them, thanks to her new outgoing and playful nature and the Casual Romance mod.
If she sees any of them kissing someone else she will freak. Which is ironic seeing as she is cheating on them with two others.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho72.jpg
This guy knows the score. "There's some major drama about to erupt. What the hell is she thinking?"
In fact, let's find out what she's thinking.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho73.jpg
For the love of. The woman is insatiable.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho74.jpg
LOOK AT ME, I'M AN ATTENTION WHORE.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho75.jpg
I hate this guy.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho76.jpg
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho77.jpg
Dan is the new Jessweeeeeee.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho78.jpg
This guy tries to make a move on me during the fire.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho79.jpg
It ends with me headbutting right through his shoulder.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho80.jpg
And now we know the answer to the eternal question: What does a Scotsman keep up his kilt? A gaping black hole of the void by the looks of it.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho81.jpg
Oh no Dan what's wrong. :( I think the fire scared him.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho82.jpg
This guy sees weakness, and charges in to poke Dan in the chest.
Bad. smurfing. Move.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho83.jpg
However, before Brandon's spine can be snapped in two, Keith defuses the situation by taking off all of his clothes and ordering everyone else out of the kitchen.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho84.jpg
Outside, however...
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho85.jpg
Maybe you can't see this too well through the dust, but Dan has him in a headlock.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho86.jpg
Someone knows what a ho Rye is.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho87.jpg
Keith's still at the porn.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/gho88.jpg
That's what you get.
The day is not over, however! Now I will take the boys out on the town for the stag night, as the wedding is tomorrow! I don't think Shlup is in any fit state for a hen night, as she spends her time waddling between the bathroom and the kitchen.
Hux is my new favourite :bigsmile:
WIN.
I keep on thinking "Well these Sims can't keep this up forever oh god it's 5 AM they haven't done anything funny yet" so I take a whole bunch of boring screenshots and plan to try to add funny comments to them all, and then suddenly :skull::skull::skull::skull: absolutely errupts during the day.
We have to have a slow day soon. We just have to.
BOO!
Beat up Kiltman more :)
Woo I'm back!
is it just me or does a black guy in pants, stood behind a guy with a kilt BENT OVER not say anything to you?Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
It's the closest thing we've had to a teabagging yet.Quote:
Originally Posted by I Don't Need A Nameis it just me or does a black guy in pants, stood behind a guy with a kilt BENT OVER not say anything to you?Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
I bet Huxley ate the poisonous green diamond hoovering over his head. He's fruity enough to do that.
edit: oh wow, I missed an entire page xD disregard that.
Don't let Shlup kick graves anymore. The ghosts will try and kill her if she does, as they did once already. Just put a fence around the graves :p
xD levitating bowling alley. Also Jessweeee live on inside the oven it seems like.
Next time you get an unexpected visit from the grim reaper, you should try and have someone save the Sim from death :p
Finally since Milf is a knowledge Sim, he Wants to see the ghosts again. Everyone else doesn't xD
I love what a ho Rye is :jess: And I have almost as creepy a stare IRL, which is nice.
Day was good amusing post legendary thread etc.
Oh, and that baby is going to be delicious.
I predict violence.
I wanna!
:D
Appearance:
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k7...8ee6ad3840.jpg
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k7...4da5b39d9b.jpg
White Jacket is me. :3
Clothing: Like the pictures is fine, but without the jacket.
Starsign: Pisces
Aspiration: Knowledge
Turn ons: Glasses, Brown Hair
Turn off: Full facial make up
If there's ever a spot open. P:
Also, could you refer to me as Mogi? It's much easier than my username.
Fanks. :3
I think Huxley is my favorite if only for the creepiness. I want to play the menu song from Gears of War every time he appears. I hope during the wedding he just walks up and stares at the groom and bride.
That stare is absolutely crazy, Rye is a dirty slut, and Dan... man, he's the best character in the house. Also, that baby in Schlup's womb is in for a world of a storm... I imagine the social worker comes and takes it away.
Also, can babies die? Has anyone ever seen the ghost of a baby? OR A TODDLER?!
I think the social worker lady just comes and takes them away.
She can't take away what's on fire. :monster:
Anyway I'm downloading a bunch of crap for these new 8 sims. The people who applied after the 8 won't see their likenesses until after...well...you'll know it when it happens. But you'll see them eventually so don't worry.
I want to see a Sim with the Grilled Cheese aspiration :|
Rye may as well be that. She has three wants that are food-related the big wabb.
Oie cute clothes? :O
Actually I might be wanting to eat the afterbirth rather than the baby.
On a less vile note, Sims 3 is going to be AWESOME for this. Whole neightbourhoods of EoFFers :D
I found some Abercrombie and Fitch crap for your preppy outfit but for some reason it hasn't shown up in the game, so you'll just have to make do with some defaults for the time being.
kk a bunch of the clothes I downloaded did not show up and I don't know why but I'll look into it tomorrow and get stuff fixed.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ss/EoFFers.jpg
L to R:
Shiny-Chyna, or Chyny as I like to call her. Dominatrix outfit didn't show up but this looks pretty trashy to me, so.
Momiji. At the moment you are in a suit and it looks suave. The button down did not load up but if you don't like the suit I'll go fix that.
Lekana. Yeah you'll get your Abercrombie crap by the time they're all ready to go.
TSoL: I am not happy with how your hair is, but the outfit is identical to the one in your photo!
Clouded Sky: I...didn't see that those jeans had boots but I'll fix that. :laugh:
qwertyxsora: I am pleased with this one.
LunarWeaver: This one too. Although this hair is officially brown (and thus sims with brown hair turn on are attracted to you) it looks a bit blonde in practice so I'll find a darker one before the big day. Other than that, hells yeah.
KHCloudy: I didn't know whether or not you were asian so I gave you an asian skintone and caucasian eyes to hedge my bets!
They will all be invited to the wedding. If they do not show up it is because your Sims are bastards and is not my fault. :monster:
What if no one comes at all D:
I'm going to liveblog my reaction to Day 9 'cause it's fun.
I love how upset Psychotic is. I lol at it.
FINALLY the ghosts show up!
AHAHA! I love how Jessweeee and Bunny are, now that they're dead, officially awesome.
Oh, wait, Bunny made my face retarded. Scew him.
Levitating bowling alley made me lol.
...
I'M THE ONE WHO smurfING DIED?!
And then straight to the gay snuggling. Ass. How'd you res me?
Hehe, engagement is a red memory. That's funnay.
LOL HUXLEY YOU FAG. AND NOT THE BUNDLE OF STICKS KIND.
"I said dance with me, boy." HA!
Yay Rye and Hux finally getting to proper business!
I think I've officially decided that Huxley's constant inapporpriateness makes him my favorite character.
And Rye's whoreness is also awesome. I always knew she was a whore.
"LOOK AT ME, I'M AN ATTENTION WHORE." AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!
A tense situation can be defused with nudity. Note taken.
There's a fight-dust removing mod if you want it. Makes things look bug-ass weird.
"Someone knows what a ho Rye is." Always have.
Aren't pregnant Sims a pain in the ass? I don't even thing preggo chicks can go out without a mod though.
I still can't believe I'm the one that died. I thought pregnant Sims were safe!
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I actually know how to do this, if you want.Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
Well now no one's gonna want to, damn you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dignified Pauper
YES! I love that one! Doesn't that come with one of the expansion packs though? I don't remember which. The one that the Pleasure aspiration comes with.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪
Are you sure those outfits didn't require expansion packs? And I'm sure you're not close yet, but I recommend keeping the Downloads folder under 1GB or the game gets slow.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
And Sims never reject wedding invites. All of them will show.
THEY WILL.
Also I just realised it's because the stuff I downloaded is for teens.
Am I an idiot? Yes, I am an idiot.
Love the suit. Good call.
Justin's sim looks like Anne Robinson :-\
Holy :skull::skull::skull::skull:, I didn't even see that until you said it.
Now I can't unsee it.
You ARE the weakest link, smurfer. Good bye.
HA! It's funny/scary 'cause it's true.
As long as I don't look like her in real life. As long as it's here, I can laugh.
*sob*
Oh my God, I love mine XD You even put a big fuzzy condom on his head just like I actually wear! Now if someone blond puts on some Superman underoos my attractions will get me a quickie before I'm discarded.
It does look a bit weird but *shrugs* Cool how you manage to get the same shirt though.
This is so brilliant!
I think my favorite characters so far were Dan, Jess, Shlup and Rye... and Kieth annnnd *goes on to name everyone*
I just realized what a sausage fest the second group is o.o
w00t!Quote:
Originally Posted by Lekana
Just one less girl than the last one :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Lekana
Ten bucks most of them turn out to be gay.
Damn, I already look gay. Boots AND a tucked in Polo. Too bad you're already dead, Bunny-dear.;)
I vote HUX for best character. Seriously. He is playing the part of "CRAZY" to perfection!
EDIT: If at all possible, I want my clothes to be the jedi robe looking things. I think they're from the base game, if memory serves.
Whoaaa..now that's awesome Psy! Btw, I am Asian hehe.
Looking forward to how the second group will react in their new homes :)
The ghostbusters theme worked perfectly with the ghost part. Poor Shlup!
I'll put in my "official" application for future use.
Appearance & Clothing:
http://upload.tastyspoon.com/uploads...ife_Beater.JPG
Starsign: Taurus
Aspiration: Fortune
Turn On: Fat, hats
Turn Off: blonde hair
Sorry for the delay, folks. My internet's been down for the evening and no, that means I have not fixed your Sims problems yet. :)
Day 9: The Stag Party
When we left the crew, it was 9 PM on the night before the wedding and the boys were about to go on the stag night.
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This freakin' guy was back and I hadn't even noticed.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/stag26.jpg
He appears to performing a dirty act with the teddy bear. On the subject of, we now have two teddy bears and I don't quite know how that happened.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/stag2.jpg
I want these dumbsmurfs dead by the time of the wedding. They were trying to go to sleep so I installed a stereo to blast heavy metal at them, blocked off by a pinball machine. Ugly bitch refuses to go into the pool. She goes along the diving board and chickens out.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/stag3.jpg
Rye chats to this wonderful example of humanity. "Yeah like the USA has to like totally realise it can't, like, police the world, maaan". What a total twat.
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Keith has chosen the location for the stag night. He insists it's a "really rockin' joint" and "full of tonsa hot chicks!"
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KARAOKE? You've taken me to a smurfing karaoke bar on my stag night? There are no words.
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These two certainly seem to love it.
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Meanwhile Dan takes over barman duties. He even brought his own uniform. He got bored of it pretty quickly though.
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"It's my stag night, and I am sitting at a karaoke bar next to a dirty yokel named Jihoon Patch". He spends the evening drinking heavily, surprisingly enough. And what kind of a smurfing name is Jihoon Patch?
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/stag9.jpg
They finish with a flourish. Can this night possibly get any more gay?
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/stag10.jpg
Oh wait a minute, this is good. Go on and get her, tiger! Will Keith finally stop being the only Sim to have never gotten lucky?
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/stag11.jpg
No, because he uses pick up lines like "Hey, we have ghosts in our house!"
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/stag13.jpg
If he tried doing that at a real bar, he would have his jaw broken.
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Everyone's a critic.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/stag15.jpg
I love this Sim.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/stag16.jpg
Brown Bear takes over the mic, belting out a rock ballad.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/stag17.jpg
This guy certainly seems to enjoy it. Also is it just me or is this way creepier than his infamous stare?
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/stag18.jpg
This picture does not capture what I have just seen, so I will describe it to you. Dan ran up to the Karaoke machine, climbed on top of it, then jumped off into a knee slide, all while rocking out. The man is a god.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/stag19.jpg
Psychotic helps the bar staff by clearing away the plates. It's your stag night, man, what the hell are you doing?
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/stag20.jpg
They then perform quite possibly the fruitiest dance in existance.
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Baby Spice, Bitch Spice, Creepy Spice, Angry Spice.
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I challenge you to find an image that is more dire than this one.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/stag23.jpg
Time to go home, lads, big day tomorrow. Psychotic is clearly looking forward to it.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/stag24.jpg
...oh.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/stag25.jpg
His bride, however, is more enthusiastic. She wants a baby, a wedding party, and to get married, and she is scared of Psychotic leaving her at the altar or dying.
Will he jilt her? We'll soon find out! I intend to post the wedding update later tonight!
PS:
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/stag27.jpg
Next door we have the new jerks' house, plus across the road, places for people like BoB and DD to live.
WHAT IS BUNNY DOING TO SHINY?
Getting his hood shined.
Their dance is epic..Did Psy have fun at his staf party? :P Or did Dan take over!
[insert generic but sincere comment of lulz here]
LULZ.
Truly limitless win.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Hahaha, it's like the Village People.
Day 10: I've only known you for ten days, let's get married!
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/wed1.jpg
What's this crazy set up all about?
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"The paranormal? Man that totally sucks. In fact I would even go far as to call it weak." Not really the kind of thing you want to be saying when there's a murderous poltergeist floating behind you.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/wed3.jpg
However Shlup is still the favourite with the ghosts and she is scared into pissing herself. I am scared that she'll end up pissing the baby out next time.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/wed4.jpg
Someone works out his frustrations at getting married on the punchbag.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/wed5.jpg
"C'mon, Creed. You can hit harder than that, vanilla."
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"RAAAAAGH smurfING EoFF MAKING ME MARRY THIS BITCH!"
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He stood there showing the bear to her for quite a while. It was rather endearing. I know a lot of you love Huxley's plain weird tendencies, but I just love Keith's innocent and child-like nature so much more.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/wed8.jpg
Still, if you all want your fix of Huxley crazy, here it is. These two were just chilling on the couch, he walks by, does this, then carries on walking.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/wed9.jpg
It's bad luck to see the bride before the wedding, you dolt. And I'd really like to know what it is about the bathroom that makes these sims go all gooey.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/wed10.jpg
"Hey buddy, wanna play Guess the Size of Keith's Lovestick?"
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Speaking of Keith, what on earth is he eating?
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/wed12.jpg
Now he is complaining to me that there is in a table in the way so he can't get up. :rolleyes2
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These two get jiggy in the photobooth. Is this even newsworthy?
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Psychotic tries to do a Dan and dance to music in his underwear, but the second he puts the music on and starts to dance, Dan walks over and turns it off.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/wed15.jpg
Then Rye does the same!
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"Look bitch, I don't want to have to hit you".
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/wed17.jpg
Denied music, Psychotic instead decides to paint. I wonder if we'll see an anguish-ridden masterpiece. Oh, and he had a keen admirer too.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/wed18.jpg
What the hell are you doing to the fish, Keith? And at least roll your sleeve up before plunging it in there.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/wed19.jpg
Oh. RIP invisible fish.
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...oh god she's back!
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Fatty keeps an eye out for wedding guests arriving.
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I don't know if I should be happy or sad. On the one hand, Keith finally got his first kiss. On the other, it was with a total hobag.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/wed23.jpg
It goes undetected because her other lovers have more important matters to attend to. Like fantasising about themselves.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/wed24.jpg
And look at Huxley, he's ju...wait...is he?
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He is! He's sleeping with his eyes open that weird mothersmurf.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/wed26.jpg
And now I believe it's time for a little wedding. I appointed Dan priest. It was a natural choice.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/wed27.jpg
Even these pricks got dressed up for the occasion.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/wed28.jpg
The Groomsmen. Which one would you pick to be your best man? The derranged sociopath or the retarded child?
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Chyna-Shiny and Lekana the bridesmaids. Yes, I chose green for the bridesmaids, no I do not particularly give a smurf if that's a bad colour for them.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/wed30.jpg
It's your wedding day and you are eyeing up the bridesmaids?
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He's not the only person doing some eyeing up. It seems everyone wants a piece of qwerty.
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Here comes the bride! Isn't she beautiful?
...wait
where is her bump?
Does this dress have a corset?
My god our child is going to have brain damage.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/wed33.jpg
Look who thinks she's too good to sit down.
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I love how she's genuinely happy and he's obviously faking a smile in this one.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/wed34.jpg
When I am going through things I don't like, such as getting cavities filled in, I take my mind of it by listing Liverpool players by number. I don't know why. It's just something I've always done.
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"Number 9 Fernando Torres....number...nnngh....ten...."
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Everybody applauds and Shlup thinks about TSoL.
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Awwwwwwwwwww :heart:
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The happy Sims applaud the wedding and...wait...look to the right...
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Where the hell is he going?
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He stops, looks back at the altar, and gets an unhappy memory. You cruel and sadistic people.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/wed42.jpg
Here is the buffet I laid on for the Sims. And a flamingo. I like flamingoes.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/wed43.jpg
And Lekana makes a beeline for it.
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smurfing alcie.
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A toast! Hey why are you jerks thinking of her? I'm the one in pain here!
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The hivemind commands an army of Sims to storm the bathroom.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/wed47.jpg
Aren't you supposed to, y'know, cut the cake together?
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/wed48.jpg
"Get this down your throat, fatty, and leave me alone".
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This guy decides he's seen enough and leaves, closely followed by KHCloudy.
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"MMM CAKE NOM NOM NOM GLORF GLORF GLORF"
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Momiji or Anne Robinson? YOU DECIDE.
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Everybody is enjoying the wedding buffet.
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Except this man, who is sulking on his own.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/wed54.jpg
Someone else does not feel like being social.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/wed55.jpg
It's when I'm off watching other people, pause the game for a screenshot, then go to check on the others and find him staring like this that is the most terrifying.
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KEITH AND CHYNY 4EVA :love:
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My favourite moment of the wedding. qwertyxsora pisses himself and everybody laughs at him.
He soon leaves the wedding, with Momiji and TSoL in tow.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/wed58.jpg
Shiny is the one to clean up the piss while Keith does a cute little dance.
The Sims then troop off to do their own thing.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/wed60.jpg
Psychotic goes bowling...with the bridesmaids. This is going to end well.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/wed59.jpg
Yup. Definitely going to end well. (in case you're wondering who she is, she's just some random NPC Sim that showed up late)
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He takes his glasses off, but not his hat.
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While everyone is off mingling, this man steals some more of the cake.
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"The two of us are just so in love! We'll be happy together forever!"
How wrong can you be?
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"The city is lame! The country rules!" yes okay shut up lekana we get it already.
Even so-
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my stupid Sim is becoming obsessed with her. :| Also he has a major fear of "having a baby". Hahahaha you poor bastard.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/wed64.jpg
However, before they can get intimate, this limo pulls up and Shlup sprints to it, despite being saddled with the offspring of our regular Don Juan, who follows suit.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/wed65.jpg
It comes back an hour or so later and Shlup immediately starts to cry as it leaves. As with so many things in this game, I don't know what the smurf.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/wed66.jpg
They then have their wedding night sex...in the smurfing photobooth. Also I like this picture. "lover, come to bed! ;)" "...oh god."
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/wed67.jpg
This bitch breaks the computer so I order her to fix it.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/wed68.jpg
Someone obviously does not approve of this marriage.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/wed69.jpg
Oh :skull::skull::skull::skull: that is not good.
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That is seriously not good!
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Oh, she's fine. I don't know whether Dan is smiling because he's happy she's alright, or because she's a three-timing bitch who got what was coming to her.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/wed74.jpg
"You're alive?"
"Yes!"
"Cool, let's dance!"
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/wed75.jpg
It's an energetic dance for a pregnant woman. I'm beginning to think she has faked the whole thing. In fact, she's been pregnant for over 72 hours now and is supposed to have given birth.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/wed76.jpg
Nothing like a bit of Woohoo to heal electrical burns. And of course, they just have to have an audience, even if it is a ghost.
The phone rings.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/wed77.jpg
Hey, it's Cowgirl Whore!
"Sure, it's not like I'm doing anything important like, say, having the first dance with my husband at my wedding".
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/wed78.jpg
:|
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You made me marry this thing you awful bastards.
I like to end updates with screenshots taken at exactly midnight.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/wed80.jpg
Here is one of Keith thinking about children. While wearing a speedo. Yeah, not even gonna touch that one.
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hahaha, qwerty you silly Sim.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/wed51.jpg
Kinda scary how the hairstyle is almost perfect. The only difference is that my hair curls outward just a little bit on the ends. Otherwise, it's like looking in a mirror and seeing my hair and glasses on Anne Robinson's face.
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It doesn't really look a lot like her face. Her nose, for instance, is beaklike and thin whereas Momiji Sim has a broad one. I can see resemblances to both her and you though. Now we know what it would look like if you had children!
*shudder*
I guess it's the stern-looking mouth.
CUZ THIS IS THRILLER!!!!
edit: oh that was an update too late. I like how Lekana must have cake and alcohol!
Ahahaha oh god the best part, dancing after electrocution, that slayed me for some reason.
Ahahah Rye turned into a Guado.
My favourite moment from the whole day was probably Dan refusing to let anyone else dance to the music like he normally does.
These Sims have such funny little quirks that you guys don't get to see and probably don't give a :skull::skull::skull::skull: about. Like Dan loves to dance, Psychotic loves darts, Red Pill loves bowling, MILF loves chess, Shlup loves to read, and so on. Just an example of some nice AI I think.
Are the wedding guest Sims sticking around?
If so, I'm curious about what quirks I'll develop.
You'll see soon enough what I have in store for them. ;)
Lol Booze, Cake, and trying to steal the groom. Sounds like my kinda wedding ;)
I wonder if the fact that Shlup died deleted the baby as well, it never happened before so it might be the case. =/ Also if a Sim uses the telescope in the daytime, an angry neighbor might come out of nowhere and be annoyed :p
Wedding is a very big xD. I love how the only Sim to lot laugh at me was Milf, and that Shlups arm goes through DK. Jessweeee is a very active ghost it seems xD
This makes me want to play the Sims again, but last time I d/led an expansion I got a nice letter from EA.:(
I can't decide what my favorite thing about this episode was:
1) Psy's misery.
2) Dan refusing to let others dance.
3) Rye getting electrocuted and then dancing.
I hurrrrr'd.
Really? I have all of them and haven't gotten one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Clouded Sky
Yeah. I was sad. Fine, but sad.
Dan wins that episode, hands down. Also, this is probably the greatest thread on EoFF.
I love how the Sim's favorite thing to do is piss on the floor xD
Dan turning the radio off made me laugh hard. The wedding was funny too! Especially qwerty getting laughed at by everybody. Man, I love this whole thing.
I think Dan coaching Psy at the punching bag was clearly the best part.
Day 11: Sitcom Desperation Act I
Every sitcom, in its latter stages, ends up deciding to throw a baby into the mix to spice things up. Only Fools & Horses, Friends, Scrubs, Malcolm in the Middle, and so on. Oh what witty jokes about diaper changing and whatnot are to be had, or maybe jokes about babies talking to adults through telepathy, they are pretty funny too.
Well, we're not mainstream. We're going to torture this baby just as much as we torture our Sims. Here we go!
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/bab1.jpg
As if smurfing in front of Jessweee wasn't enough, these two then have to smurf in front of Bunny too.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/bab2.jpg
This guy busts a move. Incidentally, he is the best dancer in the house. Yes, his dancing skill is higher than even Dan's!
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/bab3.jpg
Oh crap did her waters just break?
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Yes I think they just broke.
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"ARRRRRGH OH GOD IT HURTS!"
"What do you want me to do about it?"
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The proud father arrives and apparently he finds childbirth to be arousing.
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"I sense a disturbance in the force!"
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Here the little beast is.
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It's a girl! Sorry Rantzien.
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OH MY GOD A BABY OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!
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I quickly annex part of the main bedroom into becoming scrumpleberry's room.
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"So, you're a father now. How does that feel."
"Well it feels ju-"
"WOW CHECK OUT THE ROCKET IN MY POCKET!"
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"Welcome to motherhood, bitch!"
Yeah thanks for that, Jesse. As if this child wasn't brain damaged enough.
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The pool is empty...but there are no gravestones. Where did they go? Did they die or what? :confused:
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Dan is little spoon. Rye is big spoon.
Also, thanks for censoring out Tidus's head, Sims! It really is offensive.
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"Take note. This is what we call a 'weirdo'. You will be seeing a lot of them during your time here."
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This man would rather scrub every surface in the house than hold his baby.
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Uhhhh are you sure this is a good idea?
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Oh right, as soon as she loses her belly, I want to nail her. How very superficial. I like it!
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Haha look at this fruitcake, going bowling in his speedo an...wait...where is scrumpleberry?
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"The baby needs its diaper changed? smurf that, I'm going bowling. Here you go, floor".
With the parents smurfing, we need an emergency diaper changer.
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Ah, you're already covered in piss, you'll do nicely.
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OH MY GOD SEX!
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And then a little Knowledge bubble pops up above his head, so apparently he's learned something. "Ah, so the penis goes inside the vagina. Of course!"
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Great work Rye.
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Dan makes a paper aeroplane and begins to fly it all around the house, making plane noises.
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Rye comes over and wants to make out, but he totally ignores her for his plane.
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Someone finally takes scrumpleberry. "One day, my girl, all of this will be yours. The Death Chamber, The Execution Pool, The Ferris Wheel...all of it!"
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Paper aeroplanes get me pretty hard too.
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Wow he's really fired up now.
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scrumpleberry declares war by vomiting all over her father. This unprovoked act of aggression shall not be tolerated.
She is passed onto Auntie Rye while Daddy goes and takes a shower.
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scrumpleberry hates Auntie Rye.
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So she passes him onto Dan, who immediately puts the baby onto the floor. "Awww hell naw, I aint holdin' no crazy cracka's baby".
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Yes let's hold bears while there is a smurfing baby on the floor. Good job, team.
At least the bear hates Captain Planet.
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I then install a DJ Deck. Hells yeah go Dan go.
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Psychotic promptly dances the macarena to Dan's hard house mix. My Sim is so smurfing white.
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I also install a strobe light in scrumpleberry's room, because it's never too early to give your child epilepsy.
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Oh no. Oh no no no. He's found her.
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Keith, despite stinking like a Frenchman's ballsack after he has seen a German, just has to go bowling for the third time today.
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This guy goes dancing to Dan's beats. He just sways from side to side with that grin on his face.
Before I am reduced to sobbing my eyes out at this sight, the phone rings.
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Cowgirl Whore sure does have a thing for Shlup.
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I also gave them a radio controlled car, and look who just had to play with it first! Honestly how can you not love that face?
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This baby produces a hell of a lot of crap.
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This is apparently a meat sandwich. What kind of meat do you think it is? Beef? Chicken? I, personally, am going with placenta.
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"Hey Shlup, you want to keep your baby safe, right?"
"Yeah"
"I know of a great place to keep her safe"
"It's in your belly, isn't it?"
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"WHY DO MY PLANS NEVER WORK OUT :("
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He's not the only one freaking out. Well done, EoFF, you have broken a man. Well, a Sim.
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P: What the hell are you doing?
H: Just giving the people what they want.
P: :rolleyes2
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Oh dear lord no.
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Dan lets off a seriously impressive fart. It's not bad hygeine lines, I heard the damn thing. Just look at it. Dayumn.
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Christ, will these ghosts just smurf off already?
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Then my Sims are hit with a weird glitch. They won't do anything for a couple of hours. If I tell them to do something, they'll do it, otherwise they just stand bolt upright. This is not good.
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However I think it got fixed because the McWhiteBreads ended up taking over the DJ Booth and rocking out by the end of the night.
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Goodnight, scrumpleberry. Enjoy your strobe light, bitch.
xD Sim MILF :p
HAHAH I love how depressed Psy is xD
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Hux looks a lot like Evangeline Lilly (Kate from Lost) in this picture.
And make more babies, dammit!
Hahahahaha Keith.
Hux over that crib is frightening, especially once he starts trying to eat her stomach first.
If Shlup and Psy die will Social Services come for the baby?
They can try, but they aint gettin' her.
That baby will grow up with many emotional scars. She'll fit in just right.
I have a feeling Hux wants to kidnap the baby and initiate her into some sort of weird cult.
H-H-H-HUX YOU'RE ALREADY TERRIFYING ME D:
Now now, he just wants to rip off your flesh, boil it with some onions and savour its delightful taste. There's nothing to be terrified of about that, is there?
I thought something along those lines was happening here as they get the oven ready:
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What is wrong with you Sim Hux! :( Hands off the baby!
Given that I appear to be the only one who has paid attention to, or even voluntarily touched, the child, I think I deserve a little more credit :mad2:
One thing I learned from Twilight is that it's perfectly acceptable for a grown man to be infatuated with a baby. Therefore, I approve.
Take care of her, son. Take care of her. (So I don't have to.)
