Looks like men are dying now

was there any blood involved?
no

Did someone accidentally hit her with a paddle and she fell in the water? no

Was she grabbing at the possibly wooden boat to try and get back on it? why would it be wooden? Uh, no

Can she swim? yes

I believe that leaves "Ocean," right? yes
Was there water-skiing or surfing involved? no
Was she conscious while drowning? yes
Was there any sort of poisonous fish involved? no

She dropped something in the water (possible the child) and then took off her clothes and jumped in to get it, however she could not get back in the boat and was clawing away at the sides? nope

Or she went for a swim and couldnt get back in the boat and was clawing away at the sides. ooh, close. Now you only lack why she couldn't get back in the boat

Are pirahnas involved in any way? no

By nails were you talking about fingernails? yes

Were her nails damaged due to trying to climb something that she could not climb? yes
Was the murderer also in the water with her at any point? there's no murderer
Was the time of death in the dark hours? irrelevant

Was her foot stuck in seaweed?

Did she get a cramp?

Was she high?

Could she simply not find the ladder and the boat was infact quite large?

Is this an alternate universe to the Titanic movie where Jack doesnt stop Rose from jumping off the back?

She couldn't get back in the boat because it was NOT made of wood! It was made of plastic or steel and it's always a struggle to get back up them suckers. Is that correct?

Was she alone at the time?

If not, did she cry for help?

Did anyone hear her?

If someone was able to hear her, were they unable to get to her in time?

Did they run over her with the boat, accidentally?

Did she know how to swim?

Was the weather causing problems for her?

Well whatever the reason it serves her right for leaving the kitchen.

Hehe, I was thinking wooden because that would explain why her nails are damaged. A steel boat wouldn't really damage your nails as much as wood could. But yeah, a large steel SHIP. Makes sense why she can't get back up...

You can pretty much always damage your nails while trying to climb anything, even plastic or rubber. Especially for a girl, as they are more likely to be long nails that way. Were they long nails, Levian?

Was it a boat/ship at all?

Was her foot stuck in seaweed? no

Did she get a cramp? no

Was she high? no

Could she simply not find the ladder she knew where the ladder was
and the boat was infact quite large? yes

Is this an alternate universe to the Titanic movie where Jack doesnt stop Rose from jumping off the back? nope, it's a true story

She couldn't get back in the boat because it was NOT made of wood! It was made of plastic or steel and it's always a struggle to get back up them suckers. Is that correct? yes, you're almost there

Was she alone at the time? There's also a child involved, which was mentioned earlier.

If not, did she cry for help? there was no one around that could help her

Did anyone hear her? no

Did she know how to swim? yes

Was the weather causing problems for her? no

You can pretty much always damage your nails while trying to climb anything, even plastic or rubber. Especially for a girl, as they are more likely to be long nails that way. Were they long nails, Levian? longish yeah probably, but not really relevant.

Was it a boat/ship at all? yes

The child was still in the boat when she went for a swim. When she tried to get back in, the child accidentally turned the boat on and it took off, ripping her nails off. No one can swim faster than a boat so she drowned.

I'll pretend you asked a more vague question

Did the boat move at all? no

Did the child do something that caused her to not be able to re-enter the boat?
If so, was it something along the lines of removing a rope? Ladder?

She went into the water to get something, and she couldn't get out while still holding the object, so she drowned!

Nope to both

:(


She went for a swim, tried to climb the ladder back up, but it broke so she tried to climb up the boat, only she couldn't, so she drowned!

no

Was she trapped under a boat?
Was something pulling her under the water?
Is there more than one boat involved?

:(

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Was she trapped under a boat?
Was something pulling her under the water?
Is there more than one boat involved?

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nope

Did the propellers get her?

Did the ladder fall off the boat?

nope and nope

Sharks?

Yes, a shark drowned her.

wat.

Was she caught in the wake?

nope

It could have bit her and she was in shock.

I might be re-asking questions someone has already asked here. Possibly even me. xD

Was she trying to re-enter the boat?
Was she trying to climb something other than the boat?
Did she drown after becoming too exhausted to swim?
Did the child have anything to do with the drowning whatsoever?
Was the boat intact and afloat?
Were there any problems with the boat?
Were there any ways of getting into the boat from a swimmer's perspective?
Were there any problems with her being able to get to these access points?
Were there any problems with these access points themselves?
Was it a large boat? 10 foot? 20 foot? 30 foot? 40 foot? 50... oh, you get the idea. Just let me know how long it was! xD

Was there a strong current in the area she drowned?
Is the location a tropical climate?
Is the location a Temperate climate?
Is the location a Polar climate?
Is the location none of the above climates?
Was there a storm during the death?
Was she killed by a factor external or internal in respect to her body?
Did the outfit she was wearing have any effect on her situation?

Are there any marine life involved in anyway?

Did she, um... fall in love... with a merman? :erm:

Had she ever taken any sex ed classes?

Did the child fall in the water?
Was she attempting to save the child when she jumped in the water?

Was she trying to re-enter the boat? yes
Was she trying to climb something other than the boat? no
Did she drown after becoming too exhausted to swim? yes
Did the child have anything to do with the drowning whatsoever? not really, no. It's just a part of the story.
Was the boat intact and afloat? yes
Were there any problems with the boat? Well, a problem occured, but nothing was wrong with the design of the boat, and nothing malfunctioned or broke. The boat was in perfect condition.
Were there any ways of getting into the boat from a swimmer's perspective? no
Were there any problems with her being able to get to these access points? This question is impossible for me to answer. Yes would be wrong and No would be wrong.
Were there any problems with these access points themselves? yes!
Was it a large boat? 10 foot? 20 foot? 30 foot? 40 foot? 50... oh, you get the idea. Just let me know how long it was! xD it was a large boat, but no ship or anything. Let's say a luxury yacht. 50+ foot

Good round of questions, Loony BoB!

Was there a strong current in the area she drowned? no
Is the location a tropical climate? the exact location on our planet is irrelevant. The warmth of the water was comfortable to take a swim in.
Was there a storm during the death? no
Was she killed by a factor external or internal in respect to her body? not sure what you mean here, but she drowned because of exhaustion as mentioned further up in this post
Did the outfit she was wearing have any effect on her situation? nope, could might as well have been nude


Are there any marine life involved in anyway? nope

Did she, um... fall in love... with a merman? :erm: nope

Had she ever taken any sex ed classes? possibly

Did the child fall in the water? no
Was she attempting to save the child when she jumped in the water? no

Was the ladder removed while she was out swimming?

Did the child accidentally untie the sail and it swung and knocked her off?

She went for a swim and couldn't get back to the ladder because there was stuff on it, so she drowned!

She went for a swim and couldn't get back to the ladder because it wasn't lowered so she drowned!

She went for a swim and couldn't get to the ladder because the boat was up against a wall so she drowned!

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She went for a swim and couldn't get back to the ladder because it wasn't lowered so she drowned!

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Congratulations!

Close enough!

She was in a boat far out on the ocean, with her child on board, she jumped out for a swim, and forgot to put out the ladder before she jumped out. The walls on the boat were too tall, so she couldn't get back in without the ladder available, although she tried scratching her way up. This is part of the plot of Adrift 2 and also a true story, apparently.

Levian should be banned for simple posts like "no" so I think he should say more colorful things, like "By the gods, NO, NO, NO!"

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She went for a swim and couldn't get back to the ladder because it wasn't lowered so she drowned!

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Congratulations!

Close enough!

She was in a boat far out on the ocean, with her child on board, she jumped out for a swim, and forgot to put out the ladder before she jumped out. The walls on the boat were too tall, so she couldn't get back in without the ladder available, although she tried scratching her way up. This is part of the plot of Adrift 2 and also a true story, apparently.

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Hooray!


I would be dumb enough to forget to put out the ladder, but I have this thing about the ocean so I wouldn't have been out there in the first place xD

You just shouldn't go out that far from land without someone else who can assist you from the boat. Silly girl.

So any more mysteries or is that all the drowning women with missing body parts Levian could find?

I heard rumors that there was one more in Michigan, but I’m not too sure.

Post tits and I'll tell you where the body is

http://www.bennadel.com/resources/up...close_tits.jpg

I'd come inside her, if you know what I mean.

They'd be hotter if margin-top had a lower value.

Anyway, I'm done with dead women for now. Either someone else go or let this thread die.

I'd do it if I could find some quality ones, but the internet doesn't seem to have any.

Eh, I know of a few. *PM*

Okay, I have one.

A man is found dead. He has blood in his mouth and all over his face and the cause of death seems to be from consuming too much of it.

What happened?

Vampire or zombie attack. xD

Negatory!

From too much blood?

Ingesting too much, yes.

Is it his blood?

If not, is it the blood of another human?
Is he at work?
Is he at home?
Is he in a public place?
Was he murdered?
Was it suicide?
Or was it an accidental death?
If an accidental death, was it a disease or illness of some sort that he might have had?

Is he at the dentist?

Or at some other place of business?

Did he have an extreme nosebleed while he was asleep?

Is he an actor?

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Is it his blood?

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If not, is it the blood of another human?
Is he at work?
Is he at home?
Is he in a public place?
Was he murdered?
Was it suicide?
Or was it an accidental death?
If an accidental death, was it a disease or illness of some sort that he might have had?

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no, no, yes, no, no, no, yes, no!

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Is he at the dentist?

Or at some other place of business?

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negatory!

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Did he have an extreme nosebleed while he was asleep?

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negatory!

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Is he an actor?

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nope!

Are there any type of puncture wounds or bruises anywhere on his body?

Does he have hemophilia?

Was it a sexually transmitted disease that hasn't been invented yet?

Did he bite his tongue and then pass out?

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Are there any type of puncture wounds or bruises anywhere on his body?

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yes

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Does he have hemophilia?

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irrelevant

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Was it a sexually transmitted disease that hasn't been invented yet?

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i feel like i could make a good joke out of this, but i'll just say no!

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Did he bite his tongue and then pass out?

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nope!

If it's bruises, are they from an unembalmed body?

If it's punture wounds, are they from someone else?

Edit: Forgot it had to be yes/no =P

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If it's bruises, are they from an unembalmed body?

If it's punture wounds, are they from someone else?

Edit: Forgot it had to be yes/no =P

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not bruises, yes kind of

Did someone accidently cut him?

Did he have any pre-existing injuries or illnesses?

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Did someone accidently cut him?

Did he have any pre-existing injuries or illnesses?

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so close! no. also no.

He was one of those people who got knives thrown at him. You know, the guys who throw knives and try to hit just a little away from them. They're usually strapped to a spinning wheel.

Nope! Good try though.

Was the bleeding internal, meaning it came up from his throat?

Did he have his tongue when he was found?

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Was the bleeding internal, meaning it came up from his throat?

Did he have his tongue when he was found?

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No, and yes.

So his blood was put into his mouth from a cut on his body?

Yes, where the cut is is part of his body.

Was he asleep when he started to choke?

Was the cut located above his neck?

Did he have this cut before he was killed by it?

Was the cut caused by someone else?

Did he have any types of drugs in his body?

Was his blood abnormally thin?

Will anyone else ask any questions?

He was trying to extract snake/scorpion poison?

one more question and im off to bed...

When you say he injested too much blood, do you mean he drowned in the blood that was in his own mouth?

Is it relevant where on his body the cut/puncture is?

When you say that the death was accidental, was there someone else involved, or did he do something similar to falling down the stairs?

If someone else was involved, were they a friend? Family? Partner? Work colleague? Aquaintance? "Connection" (eg. mafia/gangster he owed something to)? Stranger? Burglar?

If nobody else was involved, did he fall? Did he fall from a height of at least one floor? Two floors? Three floors?

Did he fall directly to the ground, or down stairs? Or did something fall on him? Or was it something else entirely? x_x;

Regarding the puncture/cut, did he move into something or did something move into him when the puncture/cut was made?

Was he asleep when he started to choke? irrelevant, but no

Was the cut located above his neck? yes

Did he have this cut before he was killed by it? nope

Was the cut caused by someone else? not someone

Did he have any types of drugs in his body? nope

Was his blood abnormally thin? irrelevant

Will anyone else ask any questions? i sure hope so!

He was trying to extract snake/scorpion poison? nope
one more question and im off to bed...

When you say he injested too much blood, do you mean he drowned in the blood that was in his own mouth? no, i mean he swallowed too much of his own blood and it killed him

Is it relevant where on his body the cut/puncture is? very much so

When you say that the death was accidental, was there someone else involved, or did he do something similar to falling down the stairs? yes, kind of, and no

If someone else was involved, were they a friend? Family? Partner? Work colleague? Aquaintance? "Connection" (eg. mafia/gangster he owed something to)? Stranger? Burglar? stranger, yes, rest no.

If nobody else was involved, did he fall? Did he fall from a height of at least one floor? Two floors? Three floors? no falling at all

Did he fall directly to the ground, or down stairs? Or did something fall on him? Or was it something else entirely? x_x; no falling!

Regarding the puncture/cut, did he move into something or did something move into him when the puncture/cut was made? well i guess you could say so, but needs more elaboration

Sorry, I should have been more specific.

Was he in motion at the time of contact with whatever it was that punctured him?
Was the object that punctured him in motion at the time of contact?

Was it a blade of some sort that cut him?
Was it some kind of machinery operated by a man?
Did something fall on top of him?

Did he bite something pointy? D:

Was it a shark?

Was there an explosion? D:

Was it an exploding shark?

was the exploding shark a lesbian?

Did the exploding shark eat Caraliz, too? :(

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was the exploding shark a lesbian?

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Did the exploding shark eat Caraliz, too? :(

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Now there's a fetish.

Was the wound on his neck?
Was the wound on his mouth?
Did he accidentally cut himself?
Was he trying to pierce his mouth and then screwed up?
Was it the needle from this self piercing that caused the overflow of blood?